Adam Sandler

Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.

Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.

Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.

I don't care about what I wear or what I don't wear. Did my snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers? Okay, I'm sorry.

I don't care about what I wear or what I don't wear. Did my snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers? Okay, I'm sorry.

I don't care about what I wear or what I don't wear. Did my snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers? Okay, I'm sorry.

This shirt here, I think it's been three days in a row I'm wearing it. That's the only thing I'm not good at is changing.

This shirt here, I think it's been three days in a row I'm wearing it. That's the only thing I'm not good at is changing.

This shirt here, I think it's been three days in a row I'm wearing it. That's the only thing I'm not good at is changing.

Isn't that pathetic?

Isn't that pathetic?

Isn't that pathetic?

I started doing that only because I'm protecting, hiding these tits.

I started doing that only because I'm protecting, hiding these tits.

I started doing that only because I'm protecting, hiding these tits.

Can't help it.

Can't help it.

Can't help it.

He's iconic, man. You too, fellas. Yes, yes. Come on, Jason. Hit me.

He's iconic, man. You too, fellas. Yes, yes. Come on, Jason. Hit me.