Adam Sandler

Fucking sucks.

God damn it.

Terrible.

It sucks, man.

It fucking, yeah, it follows you around.

It sucks.

But my man Rock and the Kinnisons and that shit, when you spread it, that happens like once every fucking eight years or something where somebody becomes this shit.

Yes.

I'm like, get out of here.

You ruined the moment.

Get the fuck out of here.

Dude, he... Rock is...

never wasted a fucking minute on stage always trying shit out always either notebook or just trying to remember or whatever never fucking got tense with the crowd just like they're not liking this but I'm liking it so I'm gonna keep going well he would do this thing where he would go on stage and he would just have raw premises and he was so comfortable with total silence where it wasn't going well and then he would catch fire and then start killing

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

Even your first night of the tour, by the last night, you go, now that's my act now.

The friends who saw you the first two nights, you're like...

Fuck, I wish you would have seen me fucking a couple weeks later.

I figured out that bit.

I fucking agree.