Adam Sandler

I would do the panic thing like before Letterman.

I remember I did this shit on Weekend Update where I did costumes, crazy, I'm crazy pickle arm and all this shit.

And I actually...

I had to do this thing where I was, I'm crazy under the desk guy.

So I remember in my head, I went, when you're crazy under the desk guy, there's no cue cards because you're going under the desk and you got to remember your shit.

And I remember I fucking live.

I went under my desk and it was like, my head's going, holy shit.

There's no fucking cue cards.

You're in trouble, man.

And I think I remembered most of them and got it done.

But no, I like knowing the cue cards were around.

He's such a good guy.

He's doing well.

He's got fucking some other business he's doing right now.

Congrats on your show.

It's a great thing you're doing and getting to hang out all the time together, and you're great guys.

Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.

Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.

Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.

I don't care about what I wear or what I don't wear. Did my snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers? Okay, I'm sorry.