Adam Sandler

I don't know if any of it's true, but you're like, fucking Tony Ione and Ozzy don't fucking hang out the whole time?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Definitely.

Fuck that guy.

And then you got to stand behind it.

He's got all the groupies.

Yeah, man.

Well, but...

They had some... Him and Eddie both had the different people who would talk about who's the greatest.

It'd be like David Lee Roth was just the smoothest and funniest and fucking... One of the greatest front men of all time.

He was like a stand-up.

Just dominated the crowd.

Just like... I think there was some tape going around with...

Remember some shit just like, that's okay, man, because after the show, I'm going to fuck your girlfriend.

I don't know.

Maybe that was David Lee Roth or somebody else.

But as a kid, you were like, oh my God, fucking what?

That was the coolest shit ever.

But then I remember Eddie Van Halen...

When Jump came out, the video, and seeing him smile and throw down that fucking lead, and he was just like, is that the coolest fuck on the planet?