Adam Sandler

Yeah, look at him, man.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, come on, dude.

Fucking the hellion.

They were nasty.

They were nasty.

That's a tough looking guy.

Yeah.

Oh, man, I had fucking pleather pants.

I wore fake leather pants for a bit.

I didn't know my body wasn't great.

So I was like, you throw that shit on, you look like a rock star.

Then I'd fucking see the pictures that my mom took of me after.

I'd look back and be like, how the fuck did you let me out wearing that shit?

it never fit just right i never had the body for like i would walk into a clothing store growing up there was a play you know sarah silverman the comedian sure yeah i know sarah she's she grew up in in same town as me and her parents had a uh a store called junior deb i believe and it was downtown they sold levi jeans and all this and i remember

Just going, okay, I'm going to get some cool-ass Levi's, go to school, look like a badass.

And I remember when I saw a three-way mirror, I was like, these aren't fitting me like I thought.

I don't look as cool in my Levi's as I thought I was.

You had an idea of your image.

I saw other people wearing that shit going, all right, I'm going to dress like that guy.