Adam Scott

Uh-oh, look out, he's leaving.

Well, now I know what I'm not getting for Mother's Day, horny ever again.

I think we just experienced the last thing a Big Mac sees right before the lights go out.

But don't worry, Trump turned off his autocorrect.

Just kidding, he did this.

I'm sorry, the military had to fix your autocorrect problem?

Trump heard he had to go to his phone's general settings and he was like, okay then, get me general settings.

Thank you.

And get me Captain Airplane Mode 2, just in case.

Mr. President, can you please stop with your weird stories?

You see drug traffic coming into our country's way down.

And by sea, by sea, by ocean, by the water, you know, a lot of people say, what do you mean by sea?

Is it sea, like vision?

No, it's the SEA.

What?

No one has ever been confused by that phrase.

If you say, by sea, it's obvious that sea means ocean, and by means bisexual.

Look, anyone who watches this speech must be questioning if this man should be president.

Inflation is rising.

Corruption is through the roof.