Adnan Virk

Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold.

Or don't drink it at all.

Damn, that's cold.

Exactly.

You're finally starting to get it.

Drink responsibly.

Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.

I was incredibly frustrated and dismayed.

And of course, I'm in enemy territory because I was at MLB slash NHL Network.

And Tony Lofton, one of our great hosts, was wearing his USA jersey.

So when Canada was leading 1-0 after two win for much of the game, I said, better take that jersey off.

And then once...

Once Hillary Knight scored, I made sure I was cowering in my office trying to drown out the noise and the cheers and exultation.

And I didn't have a good feeling about it.

I said, this is not going to end the way we want it to, at least for me and my brethren.

So yeah, USA won.

And I said, well, this was expected.

For somebody who has not been paying attention to hockey, obviously we're avid fans.

But those who have not been paying attention to women's hockey,