Adnan Virk

Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Jessica, I couldn't have been more jealous.

I saw the pictures on social media and I swooned.

And I have to ask you a question very quickly.

Pitt Panthers-Indiana Hoosiers National Championship game.

I know we're in it.

And so it's hard to sort of contextualize that the Indiana Hoosiers are the second rated team in all the land after the remarkable Cinderella year where you figure they're going to dip back down the following year that they are.

it would appear legitimate contenders to win the whole thing is just Loco as an alum from Indiana University.

And yet, who would I root for if they had to play my hometown Pitt Panthers?

I don't know, but I suspect it's going to be in the next few weeks.

I'm going to have to make that choice.

I don't know if you're going to have to decide between those.

Food gun!

What's that?

What?

Dan, he's a food gooner.

Would you be fine with two servings?

What's the line here?

Am I alone on this?