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Yes, at one time. Ah, yes, okay. McDonald's, it's been a long time.
For 30 minutes, I'm going on the Internet. Do your thing.
It's computers. It's not computers. It's in-cells.
No, no, no, it's little toys, little things.
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In some cultures. For me, it's the werewolves.
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With the antennas, you know, of snails.
Strasbourg, génial. Non, pas Strasbourg. Messe ?
No, Adrien, you don't have Wikifeet. No, I don't have it.
And by the time they come out, you're far away.
People who say, I would like to leave a trace and all, it's beyond me.
Ah, in Paris, less. Sometimes it's 3 a.m. or 21 a.m. So you can eat at 21 a.m. But you eat before. You can eat at 20 or 30. We ate after. I tell you everything.
Which serves in the public. Exactly.
No, I saw Elephant Man, a true story.
Thank you everyone. Thank you.
Les odeurs qu'il doit y avoir dedans. Ouais, mais ça n'a rien à voir avec... C'est ma dépression. Non, non, mais...
Les crayons aussi, apparemment. Les crayons étouffent les enfants. Les aubergines.
Oh, la bourre d'eau, cette dépression.
Des branlettes De l'ail De l'ail cru C'est quoi votre dernière parole ?
Je ne comprends pas, j'ai mis trois patates dans le air fryer.
Gaston Lagaffe. Rapport à Gaston Lagaffe.
Que t'es trop sur ton tel, ça c'est fou !
T'es persuadé que c'était Zepda moi ! Moi aussi je pensais que c'était Zepda ! « Tomber la chemise » ! Ouais « Tomber la chemise » complètement !
Mais les films, les regarder... Les chiffler !
Madame Dove Terry Fire. Non, ça marche pas. On le fait, on le fait.
Je confirme ce que j'ai dit. Mêlez-vous de votre cul.
Vraiment, je trouve ça vraiment... Mais pour moi, c'est lié. Mauvaise alimentation, bon dans l'enfance...
C'est comme ça qu'ils ont inventé HPI alors ?
Je n'étais pas là le plus, mais j'étais quand même dans l'idée.
Je suis tout chousse, comme Alpe d'Huez.
Vous vulgarisez, vous vulgarisez. C'est un boulot, c'est un boulot.
C'est un bec... C'est dur de le dire après cette phrase.
Je suis un bec. Je suis pas flic, je suis un bec, moi. Ouais, je vais aller à la foutre. Parce que ma fille, je suis un bec. Je suis un bec. Non, un bec à caber, putain. T'as des espoirs de boucher ou quoi ? Je suis un mec. J'ai pas dit un mec, je suis un mec.
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I think I have the most beautiful retrospective in France. I've done thousands of dates on tour. Tons of CO2 saved. What can I do about it?
Your fetish, your fetish. My city, Chouchoute, no, I discovered Vierzon, in which I had never been. I don't know where it is because for me, Vierzon is like Vesoul.
So tell me, you're the only one who understands. It's not too far from Limoges. A bit between Limoges and Paris.
Voilà les gens Donc voilà Non mais la France Franchement la France La France est belle S'il y a des gens de Vierzon Qui nous écoutent Envoyez un DM à Géraldine Pour lui dire où c'est Bah ouais Franchement ouais Est-ce que Vierzon Décrit par Jacques Brel Toi tu dis Jacques Brel Ravale tes dents Pas tant C'est ça que t'es en train de dire Ouais c'est ça que je suis en train
And I would still say that the centre-villes, the Jules, the Marie Blachers, the Jacqueline Rioux, really all the centre-villes look alike now. Petite Créperie. That's worth it. I said that to myself not long ago.
I've never noticed. Is it the real name of the people who invented it? That's the question I'm asking you. I wouldn't say at all. But I like it, it reminds me, it gives me common points with the rest of the French people. I like it, I say to myself, we all had the same youth. Capitalism, you mean. That's it, I love that. You have a problem with that ?
Allez, je vous donne un petit peu les autres, quand même, pour avancer. La Coupe d'Afrique des Nations, c'était l'autre. Ah, la Cannes, bien sûr. Les vacances scolaires.
Resultats des élections législatives 2024. Bien sûr que oui.
Et France Travail. Le nouveau nom de Pôle Emploi, lui-même nouveau nom de la NPE.
Et les Assyriques. C'est bon signe pour la santé du pays, ça, que ce soit un des trucs les plus recherchés sur Google.
Mais t'es beau ciré. Otherwise, the questions that have been asked the most, I'll give them to you like this. Why dissolve the National Assembly? Of course, of course. But that, people type.
But finally, they are in advance because now with the IA, it becomes pertinent to ask questions. Yes, that's right. So, they will be in advance. You ask the question out loud. No, I think it's really old people who ask questions out loud. Very good, very good. My director, it makes me think, I was listening to him say, when did artificial intelligence sedate me recently?
And my sound director, Johan, whom I love, asked ChatGPT, I don't know him, but you, in my opinion, you have to touch your balls. But he said, hey, if I created a sort of, how do you call it, software or I don't know what, which would make me sell mugs, that is to say... There's nothing in there, right? Well, he said to HGBT, make me a platform for marketing mugs. Ah yes, he made a website.
And he's selling mugs all over the world. But to who?
He doesn't earn a lot of money. Is he a mythomaniac too?
In fact, for now, he's sold one mug. Ah, not bad already. A submarine-dived mug.
You can type in Magellan. Yes, but he just asked the question to ChatGPT.
It's not possible. We have a ChatGPT expert. In the ChatGPT, he's not going to see mug suppliers and he's going to print them and everything. So there's still a big... Well, yes, he found it. He made the site. He created the site. But after that, he does everything else. Who ? He didn't do anything. No, but it's impossible. Yohan, we want to call him.
He's going to go through a dirty quarter with this guy. I really want to know.
Wait, did he tell you afterwards, if you want to invest in my... No. No, no. Look, if we put your head on the mug, not bad. And at Bouffe du Nord, we make a little treat.
Like a little bread. It comes back every year. Why did we invent the tronçonneuse ? It's true. This question is a bit corny. The tronçonneuse was invented at the beginning. To cut the ducks or something like that ? No, it's for the caesarean. No, but at the very beginning.
No, no, it's true. Then they said, ah, maybe the wood too. But at the base... But it's Johan who told you that too. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Nonsense. At the very base. At the very base, it's the Caesarean. For me, it's also false. Yeah, I understand.
I'm trying to debunk it live. Debunk it live. Why Mbappé wears a mask? Ah yes, of course.
I thought he just stopped playing, and in fact, not at all. Why is France qualified for the Eurovision?
In any case, there are high-level concerns. Ah, yes, I learned that. It's true that we are systematically qualified. Because it's something... We won, we won, we won. It's a very old thing. It's not France who invented the Eurovision.
But look, we're going to ask him. We have nothing at all. Why are we systematically qualified? Wait, and on Google, if we start typing, why? Because we are part of the Big Five, in other words, the co-founders and financiers of the contest.
Well, take this D pass. Our first guest is an actress, actress and director in 2024. We saw her in the comedy and in the drama, from Fiasco to Nos Enfants Sans Roi, from Je ne suis pas un héros to recently Tigrienne, action film on Prime Video. It's very simple, she was acting like diving glasses when you get out of the pool. That is to say, drunk? She was on all fronts.
With, well, yeah, seriously. I typed why on Google and it says, why Monaco PSG Wednesday? Why? Why I got married?
And why the Pope is going to Corsica? Okay. And not Jennifer. Because Jennifer wasn't invited, even though there's the Pope. And that, I don't give a fuck. It's true, she wasn't invited?
It's probably because she said it's her or me. Oh, you think? He's throwing ghosts. Jennifer hasn't been invited?
So, it's debunked? Let's say it's a rumor. No, if it's true, you don't believe it. No, no, no. There's a debate, basically, on the origin of the tronçonneuse.
Possibly Caesarean, but it's not... Not 100%. I want to believe it. In any case, the women who tested themselves at the origin are no longer there for us. They told us about it. They're too many women, then.
Didier Barboni, come on. I'm very well alone.
Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life? Why do you use the internet the most in your daily life?
It must be the age of the stars. Really? Wait, but at what age, Valérie Mérès?
Ah, you love it? I love it, I say to myself, well, why not? And then? And then why not?
And this is your main use of the internet. It's not good to be invented like that. Maybe there are IA's who only do that. And do you Google sometimes? Yes, it happened to me.
So you check regularly that there are no other mistakes?
Our second guest is an actor, writer and comedian. He plays the last of his show, a gala night at the Bouv du Nord until the end of the year. On December 25, he will be on the cover of Joli Joli, in which he plays and sings. He will play in Deux Pieds Extraordinaires in January, just the end of the world, and he never puts anything to arrive from Jean-Luc Lagarce.
People are happy that I'm Lebanese. No, the respective Wikipedias are very supplied. There is a lot of information. I'm on it, I'm walking around. There are a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a while, I was told that I was always in a relationship with improbable people. For a while, I was in a relationship with Michael Gregorio.
No, I don't think so. People... You liked the idea.
You might have said, I like people who play the guitar with their mouths, and then... He does that? Don't go too far, Adrien.
He plays the guitar with his mouth. Sorry, I thought he played the guitar with his mouth. No, no, it has nothing to do with it. Sorry, excuse me. After Fogiel and after Yann Barthez. Okay. So they invent stuff. You, there was something that I saw on the internet that you wanted to debunk.
Aldi. The more I say that I'm not the voice of Aldi.
Parce que tout le métier pense que je fais la pub Aldi. En plus, je suis de mauvaise foi parce que je ne l'assume pas.
Je pense qu'au début, non. Parce que franchement, tu ne te dis pas, tiens, on va faire une voix... En plus, au moment où c'est apparu, vraiment, tout le monde s'en foutait de la voix de Diane.
Je ne suis pas Jean-Baptiste Guégan. Oui, voilà. C'est le mec qui fait Johnny, ça. Et qui chante Noël, d'ailleurs. Bravo. No, but I understand that we take the voice of... I don't know. It's super good. No, super good, I wouldn't say that.
No, I didn't want to wear it. I said... And, in fact, as I said, I don't do the pubaldi. After, they have... I think they said to themselves... Ah, we found the guy whose voice looks like. So, it's all good.
Ah, so, in addition, it lasted in time.
So I say it again on this antenna, which is very popular. You're not doing the Aldi commercial. No, it's not me, it's Aldi's voice.
Ah yes, it's Didier Bourdon, who is in a car, we were going to shoot, and he turns around and he says, I still have to ask you, what do you need to do this Aldi commercial?
It goes that far? Yes, people in the business, I think that for example, if I didn't still shoot with Justine Trier... I think that at this point, you should do it.
But it's clear, I only have the disadvantages. That's it. Jean-Paul Rouve sent a fritter to Jean-Paul Rouve. Because he would have said the truth. Yes, because he talked about Aldi on Instagram. So they sent him an Aldi fritter. And you, Ria, they didn't even... Oh really?
You could have, since you did the ad.
I think they do that, they take voices that look like... They do a casting of... I think, I don't remember which commercial, there was a celebrity who did the voice, and then it wasn't him anymore, and they took someone who did a voice that looked like... But that said... Yes, wait, there was Daniel Prévost who did a commercial all the time to introduce his son, and his It's not true.
But there, they did the logical follow-up. But it tells me something. Because one day, I heard an ad and I thought, oh, it looks like it's not quite the... Vincent De Nien, while it's him.
And this year, he even animated the Maillon Faible on M6. But honestly, if you listen to us and you're a scout, put it in your pocket, because it's a real knife.
Because it would be easy to take someone who has almost the same voice as Laurent Dutch, for example, for the U stores. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.
He does it for real. For years. Maybe I'm wrong, but I had heard something like that, that basically it was no longer him, and that they had taken a guy who... No, apparently it's him.
The voice of the actor Laurent Dutch, who has been collaborating with the show since 2016.
And that makes women give birth with transgenders in their free time.
The numbers have fallen, and I'm telling you, I hope they didn't hurt themselves. No, but it's Christmas, friends. It's Christmas, friends. It's Christmas. French number two, right behind the USA. In your opinion, in which field?
Not ping-pong. With the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers,
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That's great. Hello. That's great. I mean, the diving glasses are not... No, it was really chess. Yes, that's it. Okay, very good. All the chess came very quickly. It's usually the best episodes. You have to measure it, at what point shit happens. In the first minute. Ah yeah, it's very, very fast. Yes, we are too happy to receive you again.
I would have loved them to exist when I was young, because it's a message of hope for all the geekos, glasses. It's ping pong all the same, but it's the geek sport. I saw them in commercials and everything.
You're next to the microphone. You know, it evokes something, this thing.
Monsieur Lebrun. Monsieur Lebrun. Monsieur Lebrun. Oui, mais... Les Hermites ne s'appellent pas Monsieur Lebrun ?
Brochand, exact. On a tous eu le même truc. Il est mignon.
Ah ouais, mais pardon, je crois que c'est dans... On connaît la chanson, je crois. Oh là là. Je crois que c'est... Dicos. Monsieur Lebrun, non. No, not at all. I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But there's one thing, fuck, I see someone saying it. Mr. Lebrun! Yes, but I'm behind you there. There's someone with authority who says it.
Like Blié in the Distrait? Pierre Richard, authority? No, but Bernard Blyé. I see an Arditi, but maybe not. Monsieur Lebrun. Ah, it annoys me. In any case, it doesn't say. Arditi, he would do Monsieur Lebrun.
Ah yes, I didn't see it at all. It starts to annoy me.
Yes, but always noble. Yes, very elegant. Yes, but we know the song, he screams at Lambert Wilson. He says, Monsieur Lebrun! Monsieur Lebrun! No, not Lebrun. But you're right, I think. But it's not Lebrun. But it's not Lebrun, but... But he swears on Jean-Yves Molyneux because his wife, Didi, said something to him, Binazema. Yes, because they built... There were works, he didn't say anything.
But I think you're right. Mr. Lebrun, but it's not Lebrun. Mr. Lalande. No. Didi's name is Lalande, anyway.
The name of Lambert-Wilson, it's Duverrier.
Duverrier ! No, there's not a good number of syllables. Ah no, I said it wasn't in... That it wasn't that. I didn't say that! I don't know what character I'm playing, I don't know. I was saying that he was getting on his nerves. He wasn't doing it like you did. And 2024 ends badly. I didn't see it coming. On the last straight line.
So it doesn't tell us why France is number two, while the USA are number one. In pollution. Not in pollution. First, you can find... The domain. The domain, that's it. Not cultural, not judicial. Food? Not food. A habit? Yes. Very vague, what I just said. Yes, a little. Hygiene? Not hygiene. Ah, nice. Hum...
— Politics? — Not politics, not the weather. — Oh, you're already letting me play?
— It's true that you hate games, we forgot about that. — It's the horror of that. — She hates games, even though she comes every time with pleasure.
— We're going to find Mr. Lebrun. Okay, don't worry.
Ah, internet. Ah, porn. Downloading.
Ah, okay. But what does that mean? Are we two?
So no, very good question, the two who are looking, who are consuming. So it's the site Pornhub that shared this number, a bit like the Retrospective. Pornhub shared their... No, it's not exactly the same thing, it's their number to them. Maybe they do it, I don't know. Oh, they must do it, but what game of words could they do? The Retrospective. Oh, yes, it's Christmas. Merry Christmas, yeah.
The binom that we received, what, there are months and months now?
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to everyone. Retrospermative? Oh, yes, of course. Retrospective, yes.
Yes, on this one, yes, because he's soft.
It's cold, we want to do it. So yes, it's connections to Pornhub. And in your opinion, what explains this place of number 2 of the French? And yes, there is a reason. In 2024. We are in the ass, we are in the ass, of course. We are obviously crazy about ass. We are in the country of wine, of Pornhub and of ass. We climbed in the casket.
Yes, this year, in 2024, we were number 3, even number 4 the previous years. In general, it's bad news that makes the consumption of Pornhub rise, isn't it? Well, not there, it's a... Ah, it's the I.O.
So I don't understand. No, there was the... In the Olympic Village, they have... That's what they explain. I can't believe it. What are you saying? There were a lot of tourists who came to France. And suddenly, they're all very connected to porn. Ah, so it's not French, in fact.
Yes, but they're worldwide anyway, you know. No, but in fact, they measured... It's connections in France.
You came back in the meantime. Ah really?
Porn is like a chaplet. It's like a chaplet.
It's international. It's international. It connects peoples. That's what I often say about porn. It's become a tradition. Pornhub reveals a new annual report on its trends in terms of pornography. Last year, in 2022, France was only third, but according to Pornhub, this rebound could have been caused by the Olympic Games in Paris, which had many foreign athletes and tourists coming to the hexagon.
And by the way, the French term is ranked 15th in the world research ranking in 2024.
We were sexy, right? More than 104%. We were sexy, I think, right?
Yeah, but in porn they're less romantic, you know?
I'm making generalizations, and sorry for the porn that listens to me. French people have the reputation of being romantic and at the same time of being disgusting in terms of hygiene, so it has to be balanced. That's right, you're right. Between romance and disgusting hygiene, there's a lot of... Porn, yeah.
It's true that we are, yeah, but you see, people who love shit but who dope. So maybe... I don't know, I don't know. It's true that you're nice to be here, Jérémy. And Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas again.
And in your opinion, and then I stop on the porno, how long do the French stay on a porno site on average?
What is a sapling in the length of a stick? It's a little less anyway. No, it's a lot less.
1 minute 10. No, no, it's more. And there, we come at the right price.
Ah yeah, because the... I'm kidding, 1 minute 10.
No, less than 25 minutes. 5 minutes. A little more. Yeah, 6 minutes. 10 minutes, 10 minutes. A little bit less than 10. It's more. 9 minutes. Je vais l'accorder à Géraldine Nakache, c'est 9 minutes et 48 secondes.
Moi, j'aime bien qu'il ait les secondes.
C'est très précis. Ils ont toutes les datas. Comment tu peux savoir ? Ah oui, si, bah oui. Bah, eux, ils savent.
C'est un clic de souris. Est-ce qu'il y a des gens qui restent sur le film après avoir éjaculé les hommes ? Ah, oui, qui ne foutent pas tout de suite. Ça doit exister. Qui laissent en fond pour une présence, quoi. Non, mais ça me fait une présence, quoi.
And so today, it's a very special episode. He prepared a surprise. Not a surprise, but for the first time in the history of the Floodcast, we're going to count the points.
So, on average... Hey, if that's what it's like to be a buff, then... Hey, but you're good at imitations, aren't you? I'm not bad. Today, I'm not bad.
He's good at imitations. Eh, yes. No, but I'm not going to continue.
It's super good. You have to be spontaneous. Don't put on masks, Vincent.
Wait, I did R.D.T. ten minutes ago. That's true, that's true. Me too.
Uh... Keyboard, keyboard. Keyboard, uh... Ah yeah. Well, the keyboard, I saw it in the interviews. There, he's... Well, he's crossed a threshold of bad mood, there. Really, he doesn't want to do interviews anymore. And I love it. Ah, I love it.
Well, I... We see each other, we talk. But I don't know, we don't see each other. Not decided, nothing.
Je crois que c'est un enfer. J'ai fait une émission avec lui, mais quand tu as Dore qui t'insulte, c'est un paradis.
Franchement, si t'es bon client, il est à l'aise. Et ça, j'adore. En moyenne, les Français ont passé 2h33 chaque jour sur Internet pour leur recherche. Le mobile représente 79% de leur temps de surf au quotidien. C'est beaucoup. Do you think it's a lot? What do you mean a lot? The mobile phone. Ah yes, okay. Do you think it's two and a half hours on the internet? No, for me it's... Per day?
No, I'm out of porn. Ah, okay, porn. Yes, I made a little digression, out of porn. I made a little perspective. The perspective of the last five minutes, I'm back. No, but because you're watching now with Netflix, you do a lot of porn on the internet, I'm surprised, two hours and thirty-three. I don't know, Adrien. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. You're a little more. Yeah, a little more.
A little less right now, but a little more anyway. You're connecting them a little.
But it's on purpose? Yeah. So why? A little cure. Because I get too sucked in by shitty stuff. There are two hours going by, I've only watched stuff that pissed me off and everything.
We all have that. It's made to keep you online. And it's just things that annoy me. I realize that in my day, I don't see a billion things that annoy me in a day, and it's better. That's why it's sunny. By the way, you're sunny for that.
There's a gift. There's something to win. A real engraver. And that's it, I'm excited. Because there's an angel. So it's not an agrafeuse without an agrafe, there are real agrafes in it, so it really works. It's just an attack against me, actually. Not at all, why? Yes, yes, well, yes. Why? Let's remind people. My agrafeuse without an agrafe, I was humiliated. Oh, of course.
Before, there were the walks on the networks that kept me a little... But now it's over ! C'est pas bon à voir pour tout le monde.
On se fait pas appeler Adrie, mais on se fait appeler Adrie. Enfin, les gens t'appellent Adrie.
C'est quoi le surnom d'une Géraldine ?
No, you look like a fat material, I think. Ah, Gédine, yes.
Yes, you shouldn't eat that, there's a lot of Gédine.
Le gros G. Oh, no. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Gégé la Nakache, no? Gégé la Nakache. Gédine, no, Gédine.
It's obligatory in the rick and roll. Yeah, I have a very good boyfriend. Gabriel calls me Vince. But otherwise, it's the only one. Otherwise, we call... Vincent, in fact. Yeah. Oh, no, there are no masses, in fact. But no one has learned your family name in... No, there are people who must say the dud, the big dud.
It's a song by Pierre Bachelet, Flo. It's the name you wanted. Good, he's great. I'm great, I'm great. It's a shame you're homophobic. I lost points on that one. It's a shame.
It's a shame. It's a shame. But Vincent, it's... I can't... You know, I kind of see the face of Adrien, I kind of see the face of... But Vincent, I think it's a big delta. Between you and Vincent Lagaffe, for example, you know, there's a... It looks like the tail of a pan, you know, there's an advantage. You said, I see the face of Adrien, you said?
No, but you know, there are names... I'm curious to know what it is. Adrien Gallo. Adrien Meunier.
C'est l'ancien chanteur des bébés brunes. Adrien Rabiot, le footballeur. Mais on n'a pas dit tout à la même tête. Ouais, vous êtes des sosies pour moi. Adrien, un carambeu. Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody. I understand what you mean by Vincent, the prism is wide.
Vincent is pure dumb. I would have a hard time admitting it. I would like to one day do a cover of Technic Art or I don't know, Telerama, Dazzle Rock. All the Vincents. But without reason.
Yeah, except Vincent Lacoste, Vincent Perez, Vincent Lindon, Vincent Mackey.
I'm not a cop, I'm a magistrate. It's Vincent Lindon. Yeah, I've heard of him.
Vincent Moscato. Vincent Moscato. I love it. Vincent Cassell.
It's a very beautiful name. I understood later that it was a common name.
It's going to exist. No, but he's remodeled, more modern. That's it, the 3D has changed. A little more like Pixar.
There's nothing in it. It works very well.
He even tends to calm Vincent. Ah, it's Vincent the buff. No, you can't say that. It's rather Vincent the monkey of Bill, you see.
He's a very good monkey. He's a very good monkey. He's doing very, very well. C'est juste son livre cet été à Vincent Lagaffe. On m'appelait Franck, ou je m'appelais Franck. Oui, parce qu'il a une histoire... Oui. Il est adopté, non, c'est pas ça ? Non, pas du tout ? Elle a résumé le bouquin, très bien. T'as dit quoi ? Ben, il s'appelle Vincent.
It's true that he made the first mistake as soon as the opening. So he doesn't need it. You called me Franck. Well, no, not at all. Ah yes, shit. It's gone to the pressure. 24 euros at the search midi, anyway. It's gone to the pressure, because I put the wrong name. Yeah, yeah, I put Franck, I'm stupid, I'm screwed. You're stupid, you're scared, you put Franck. Damn, damn.
Yeah, they won't understand anything, people. But suddenly, they're going to stay, I think. They're going to be like...
I received messages from people who had bought it and who told me, yeah, great, it works very well. Your mom, she's not at all... My mom died.
The Zoubida. Yes, that's true. But her story is amazing. What's her story? She called Franck, obviously. Yes, he was abandoned.
He invented everything. You're inventing everything in a second. I'm in automatic writing. Ah, it's Chad GPT, he just invented a book! No, no, it's true, he had a great friendship with a horse, and this friendship ended badly, and frankly, I was very moved. It's great, the book. But where were you on vacation?
Clearly Club Med, and it was the only book you had. And now he's coming back with the big deal. When I went to the bookstore and I bought, I think, I bought at the same time a book by Herve Guibert, a by Annie Ernaud, a by Lagaffe, and the bookseller was... But because it's who you are, look when he said what was going on for you in actuality at the moment.
Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes? Where do you keep the lagaffes?
I'm going to do it, apparently it worked, but I wanted to be careful. And so he talks about his meeting with Bill or not at all? No, not at all. No, but he talks about the years of the Big Deal, it was crazy because it was really a lot of money, a lot of success, of viewers, of power and of means.
Or not at all? Yes, but there were more physical tests. There were more physical tests because Vincent was crazy about physical activity. You're going to climb to the top of this 24-meter tower, you're going to fall into the Twingo. And we're going to do that again this year? We're going to do it less because it's a smaller budget. It's not TF1. It's on which channel? It's on AMC Story. Story?
So there's a little challenge. Of course, I'm going to be wrong in the counting of points. Vincent will hate me.
It's Vincent's story. We made a big deal on Instagram. It's the thing that made me laugh a lot in the cult series. The number of times he talks about the big deal.
In a very serious way. We're behind the big deal. Very serious and all. My favorite cult moment is the appearance, like in Marvel, when Spider-Man passes by. You have Charlie and Lulu.
And I say, ah no, I want the series on Charlie and Lulu. If you listen to me, the biopic of Charlie and Lulu, attention, in the starting box, we're there. But where are they, Charlie and Lulu? There, they arrive in 20 minutes.
We're not going to talk enough about that.
The big show is often our reference, we find that there is a freedom, I often put myself on the channel, they put everything back now, you have the big show story, you can see people sometimes from afar with a helmet. It's true, it happens. And it's a whole era, it's great to see that. It was great. But I didn't know that we could see things again.
And we still feel how much they were free, precisely. Yeah, honestly, yeah.
For the first question, Google has just revealed the most research done by the French in 2024. I ask you for the top 10. Macron. Sorry. There's no Macron. Pierre Palmade. There's no Pierre Palmade. Donald Trump. Not Donald Trump. In 2024, this year. There's no Donald Trump. There's Kardashian. In fact, people often ask questions. I'm going to ask you some words.
No, but there are two or three. It depends on the animators.
But do you have a nostalgia, when you think that you have a nostalgia for this effervescence of creation? Because now in your life, I imagine that everything, when you have to create something, everything takes a minimum of a year.
Mais l'époque le permettrait plus, je pense. Juste ça, c'est fou, en fait. Parce que là, à l'époque, c'était comme la radio, des fois, il ressort des trucs de radio, tu dis, oui, oui, mais les gens n'avaient pas conscience que ça allait ressortir, je pense, un an après. C'était, comment on appelle ça ? It disappeared.
When I was a teenager, I said to myself, I would like it too much. And then, when I was in college, they simply destroyed it. It's not a theater anymore. It's become something else. No, it was nice years.
Probably. A Brazilian had hit 32 million euros. He's dead today. I know you don't like that, Géraldine. I don't like it, so I stop playing.
He had hit 32 million euros and he's dead today. And it's linked to those 32 million euros. Is it linked to what he bought with those 32 million euros? A shotgun. So you went into the dark very quickly for someone who doesn't like a woman. She doesn't like it because she goes very quickly into the dark. Yes, like that, we're done. So in a way, it's a thing that paid off.
He paid off a pool, like a overflow, which overflowed too much, which he drowned. He overflowed with him. Oh, I overflow. So it's not an object, but it's related. No, an animal he bought. Not an animal. Wild, no? No, no, a bear is... He did nothing, already a bear. Not an animal, a machine. So it's not an object. They bought a virus. No. It still exists, leprosy. For 32 million euros.
The black plague. How does it smell? It's dead, it's dead. I'm dead. It would be funny.
Not so much, unfortunately. It's not an object, it's not something to drink.
It's not an object, it's not tangible. No, it doesn't touch, it doesn't touch.
Not a gas. Not an action. Bitcoin. It's a service, I can tell you, a service that you pay. Ah, he thought he was taking an escort and in fact it was a thug who killed him.
You have to be careful how you write the thing. No, it's not that. A service. And it's this service that killed him. A service of whitening. Not of whitening, but of cooking. Something that whitens. He paid a chef.
No, not the coke. Whitening of money. No.
It's something that whitens. No, no, we're going to find... Makeup.
But it's bad! Ah, it's bad! You've become a real star. So he was not very young. He died. He won on November 9th one of the 10 biggest jackpots of the Brazilian lottery. The player hit no less than 250 million Brazilian Reo, equivalent to 32 million euros. Problem, this 213-year-old man, originally from the city of Cuiabá, could not enjoy as long as he wished for these guys.
You're not pointing at me anymore, by the way. I'm pointing at you like that. Oh no, the gift has won. So wait, words, it's words? It's really words. So, holy. No.
Indeed, he died in the middle of a surgical operation, while he was getting his teeth done again. At the end of the operation, he was the victim of a heart attack. An inquiry was opened. He suffered from diabetes and hypertension. As a result, a week before his operation, Antonio Lopez had started a treatment and... Did he have children or not? I don't know. The story doesn't say it.
Imagine it's you. No, but... He wins 27 million and just after he dies, there's a good timing for the children.
What would you do if you won so much at the lotto? It's always the same question, but I like it.
I want to play. I play, already. You play at the lotto? At the lotto, I have the app on my... At what frequency? You play every week? No, not every week, but when I think about it, I play. Do you scratch too? No, but I turn a wheel because I'm crazy about wheels. If I had 100% of solo travel, maybe I would do it.
When you proposed the Mayan Feb, you said... We didn't propose the Mayan Feb. It's imposed. It's more sad than the wheel. Of course it is! Did you go so far as to make the channel transfer? Because at the beginning, it was on TF1, it was on M6. Did you say, no, we have to do it no matter what, and it ended on M6 or M6 already had the rights? No, no one had the rights because it was on the BBC.
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We could go on the channel we wanted and I think we went where we were given the most money to make it. And you're going to do it again? No, I'm never going to do it again.
S-I-N. There's no porn. There's no porn? But it's in France. But no one Googles porn. No, no one. You go directly to your porn site. Ah, no, you Google it. It could happen. I feel like I've done the right thing with my porn site. No, but it can happen. And that I will enlarge the horizons. Yes, open the windows a little bit.
No, roasts are celebrities who come and get insulted for an hour.
That's right, and they get banned for an hour. And so that's a bit what you do. Because they are really bans on career, bad choices of life. It's awful, it's very funny. It's awful.
I do it on the internet with McFly and Carlito. Ah yes, of course. But the Americans, they did it with... Why don't you invite us? Because it's not me, McFly and Carlito. I'm just an author.
But I write 90% of the time. You get fed up, don't you? It's great, I can insult famous people with jokes. And really, I love that. To be honest... How is it that we love it? Descendez de votre piédestal un peu. C'est une sorte de... On est un peu des... Comment on appelle Peter... Pas Peter Pan. Robin des Bois, quoi. C'est un petit peu... Robin des Bois.
C'est quand même sûrement un fond d'aigreur. Mais là, ce qui est bien avec la qualité, c'est que c'est des gens... Non, mais il y a le consentement des gens.
C'est comme faire boxer avec quelqu'un qui est d'accord pour se faire taper, quoi. C'est la différence entre la boxe et tabasser un gars dans la rue. Moi, je fais les deux, mais... Oui, oui. Depuis qu'il est solaire. Depuis qu'il est solaire, plus d'un que l'autre. Non, moins, c'est vrai.
No, but your love of games, you know that I understand it. I dream of participating, and at the same time, not really, because I don't want to go on TV, but I love the concept of a family in gold. To find what the percentages do the most. It's so good like that.
It's your show, that's what we're doing.
The Google thing, it's a bit like that. The games look like me.
The Google thing. Stop, we're doing the same thing for two years. The Google thing, it's a bit like that, you're right. It's a bit like that, the Google thing.
Because you have to go on TV, I don't like it.
I don't like to look at myself. It's complicated to hear me, so I don't like to look at myself in the mirror.
It makes me cough. It makes me cough. No, but because... I also have that when you leave parties. C'est-à-dire que quand je pars des soirées, je me refais la soirée en disant, j'ai été pas drôle, j'ai été relou, j'ai été atroce, et machin. Et du coup, une émission télé, je me ferais que ça. C'est pour ça que je monte les podcasts, je les réécoute en entier. Parce que j'ai besoin de vérifier.
Et là, je vais parler à Géraldine, c'est pour ça qu'il faut faire du théâtre. C'est pour ça que Géraldine devrait, et que c'est mon combat de vie. J'ai eu notre agent au téléphone, il a dit, tu vas vraiment tout faire pour qu'elle en fasse. J'ai dit, oui, c'est mon... Because theater is the opposite of the frustration that we can have when we do that, the cinema, etc.
Where you think to yourself, I should have done this, I should have done that. Theater always has the possibility to improve and to start over better. Yes, but at the end of the play, I would say, ah, that, I screwed up and I would hate myself a little. That's really sick. Ah yes, but I think so. No, but you say that, but after that, you're going to make videos with McFly and Carlito.
Well, yes, it's weird that you say that. Well, yes, but make a golden family. Come on, let's do it together! The audience of La Famille en Or is nicer than the audience of McFly & Carlito. It's possible, I don't know.
But maybe it's not necessarily the most sought after. That's it. So it's not always one word, it can be a set of words, but it's not a question. Is he looking for Google, for example? No.
It looks like a family. Let's call Camille Comballe and do La Famille en Or.
Yes, I think it exists. We could do an evening at home.
Non mais c'est comme là, entre chaque manche, on parle. Eh oui.
Sur plaquettes, ouais. C'est ça, on n'a même pas le lexique.
On lance le cube, là ? C'est un dé, Jarlene.
That's how the guy gave me the game. I met him in a shop and he told me, ah, I have a game. Ah, but it's a serial killer. Maybe he follows people. Wait, there's a guy who ran after me with a backpack. I don't know. But what's his name? He had a name. Charles. Oh, I would have said Charles. Charles. Charles. That's it, it's Charles. I think it's Charles. Maybe you have a Rahim, then.
No, I met Red Akateb when I was coming. But how do you explain that it makes us something? 20 out of 20. How do you explain that it makes us something?
And every time I tell myself, and when he runs next to me, I don't know why I say it. Ah, il faut que je cours au moins autant que lui.
Is he looking for celebrity names? There must be a lot of celebrities. There are, I can tell you, three celebrities.
Ça n'a aucun sens ! Je suis impressionné. Ah oui, mais il est d'un niveau de stock. Tu lui as parlé à... Oui, oui, oui, j'ai raccroché, j'ai dit à ma copine, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, j'ai un truc, It's great. I'm so happy. Me too, I love meeting people. And so there, he did his first week at the theater. It's been 17 years that he hadn't been on stage.
He plays by the villages of Peterhanske. And he told me... So you're going to go see him.
It was awful. On a Géraldine Nakache poster tonight at the theater, I don't know what, frankly, we're too happy, right?
It's scandalous, the fear it causes. By the way, at your birthday, it was one of the most distressing moments of my life because there was Alain Chabat. And Frédéric Ladieux is still mad at me because apparently I was really, as soon as he was less than 10 meters from me, I was like
While at the end, I was like, ah. In addition, he clops, he's very calm. It's Alain Chabat, but he's also the Parisian of the party.
He's got a club, he's always smiling, he's got a lot of charm. He's got a lot of charm. I was very impressed. Freddie Gladio had nothing to do with it. He's disconnected from the world of stars. It doesn't do him any good.
He pretends. He's in his bubble. He's in his bubble. And with his IA, look at him. You're looking at me, I'm not saying anything. I didn't invite you. What are you doing with 32 million, Adrien ? Moi je m'achète une baraque à la campagne, une bonne baraque. T'investis dans la pierre, tu te fais pas des folies. Oui, des baraques.
Taylor Swift. Not Léon Marchand, but a very good idea.
Il y a une région, un pays en... Bah si, en vrai, je m'en achète peut-être pas qu'une si j'ai 27 millions. Et pourquoi en avoir plusieurs ? Ouais, non, je suis de droite, c'est ça.
The Olympic Games. The Olympic Games in Paris 2024, I agree. It's not a word, then. No, I didn't say that. I said a set of words, too. No, no, you listen. It's not phrases, it's a set of words.
Who are you with? I buy myself a house to live in. Maybe a house in Leroux. In the mountains, in Leroux. Because it's quite wild.
It's mountainous. I spent a lot of summer there because my grandparents had a house there.
My only grandmother is the one who still lives in Les Roses. Vincent, what do you do with so much money? I don't know. Lots of houses to put all my big wheels. I'm going to put a wheel on the Eiffel Tower. What do I do? I don't know. I buy... It's hard. I have a different question. Maybe I propose a good package to Meryl Streep for dinner with me. I thought you were going to say an assault.
Not bad. I was going to say, I think I'll give it to you. You don't have to talk about it, it's not disgusting. It doesn't make people dream of saying, I'll give it to you. Of course. Why this one and not the other? Another death story and then I'll stop. You're pissing me off. It's Christmas, what are you pissing us off about? The games and the dead. No, you'll see, it's a nice story.
Y'a rien, y'a rien. Mais tu lui donneras la grapheuse quand même. Parce que là... Tu sais quoi ? Je le mets de côté.
So, very good guess, but it's not in the words. No, there are no dissolutions. Israel-Palestine? No, it's not either. Ukraine?
Attendez ! Je le fais pas. Quel événement, survenu le 1er août 2018, a inspiré un artiste qui expose au 78 à Temple diverses oeuvres inspirées du dit événement ? La Coupe du Monde, le foot. Pas la Coupe du Monde.
The date is the 1st of August 2018, so it's really a very precise date.
Sorry, with all your baccalaureate copies.
No, on the contrary, 2018, you didn't have a baccalaureate in 2018.
But yes, 18, then. No, no, yes. It's awful to be so stupid. I told myself, I'm not 20 years older than you, you know. No, but I thought you might have read it again.
Zidane, number 2 in football. In 1998, did you get your break? Not with Mention. So, in 2018, what happened? I'm not good.
Not Ukraine either. Putin? Putin? In fact, it's more trivial, I guess. No, not really. These are things that we do in 2024. There are a lot of sporting events, for example. A big hint that I give you. What is it? No. Football? Rugby. It's the Euro. There is no Arthur Dupont. There are a lot of sporting events.
I can give you a huge clue It started on the internet The death of Marion Cotillard ? Not the death of Marion Cotillard in Batman A movie like that ? Not a movie A song related Oh no It's not Shine who breaks his mouth ? No but at the same time A live moment ? What moment for France ? It's a french artist ? It's two french artists
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It's not bad, the baton of the two rappers, Bouba and Karis Bouba and Karis Bouba and Karis Bouba But here, it's an exhibition, that of Guillaume Cagnard, a French artist of about 30 years old, named La Bataille d'Orly. She retraces these tricks that came about on the basis of fratricidal wars, because it's true that they started with feats, because they're boobas. But what are they?
Well, they're sculptures and paintings, yeah. By paintings in aerosol and sculptures in bronze, the artist returns to the strong times of their opposition, knowing that Guillaume Cagnard is a family member of the boobas. Do you hate him? I say no. Okay, very good. You'll see, it's not far, it's in time. Yeah, no need. To make a leap there, a little leap.
No, because he makes clips for Boomba too, he made the clip Petite Fille, and then he followed the rapper to Miami, and he said to himself, ah, I want to tell this story via artistic works, but why not? No, no, no, no. Why not? No, wait, but why artistic works on fights and everything?
Is there a pop event like that that has marked you in life? Le malaise d'Alain-Gilles Pétret. Ah, ouais.
Bien sûr. Parce qu'en fait, je sais plus, dans un autre épisode, t'as posé une question à un truc télé qui nous a marqué.
Puis je pense que t'as oublié de me demander. Du coup, on est passé à autre chose. On était pressés par les deux. Et moi, j'avais vraiment ça en tête. Tu te souviens de comment il a dit ? Je ne peux plus. Je ne peux plus. It was horrible. It's awful. There are often discomforts. There was also the guy from C'est à vous. It was hilarious by the way. Yes, Patrick Cohen.
And there's Michel Cymes in the room. So there's really happening. So that Michel Cymes says, I'm really a doctor. Leave me at your place.
It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Yes. It's okay.
But you see, Michel Cymes, really... devenir le docteur qu'il est à la base. Ça fait plaisir parce qu'on en a marre qu'il soit autre chose que médecin. Qu'il fasse des mots croisés maintenant.
Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy. Maybe one of them was happy.
Here, shit. Awful. There was an archive of Hit Machine that made me laugh a lot too. It was Eminem who tries to say words in French and he says big words. He just says, suss ma boule, suss ma boule. And you have Lulu who says, no, no, sir. No, it's Charlie who says, no, no, we're not going to suss at all. On va rien sucer. C'est pire, du coup. Non, monsieur. Non, non, non. Monsieur Minem.
On n'est pas là pour... Non, non, attendez. Il y a Lara Fabian dans 5 minutes. On n'est pas dans cette ambiance. S'il vous plaît. Well, Lara Fabian... Lara Fabian had some great moments on TV. Of course. And I was... I had too much trouble... Les Guignols had made me too much trouble with Lara Fabian. She scared me, the puppet.
There are still some. The Paralympic Games? Not the Paralympic Games.
Who was contorting inside to do it.
Not Teddy Rayner. David Douillet? Not David Douillet. It was in 1994. The yellow feet? Not the yellow feet. We don't see them anymore, the yellow feet, by the way. We don't see them anymore. In the bakeries.
One day, in a promo in Belgium, I arrived and I was told, you might have met Fabien, I was like, sans dessus dessous.
But... I don't know if it was Gainsbourg or Hallyday, but they had them meet in real life. And the image is a little scary. Wait, what did they meet? The bridesmaid.
Yeah, and I think it's Johnny who has a scar and who cuts the nose of the bridesmaid. Oh, I don't like it at all. And the image is... It's funny because he thought his pif was too... No, but he was going to put a scar on it, so it was for the joke. It was planned that he would do it.
Une des rares marionnettes qui n'était pas contre lui d'ailleurs. C'était juste qu'ils l'utilisaient en perso pour gueuler sur des fleurs. Il en a eu marre quand même. C'est parce que ça le faisait passer pour le gueulard. Ok, je ne l'achète pas. J'en prends une autre.
No, at McDonald's, it's not the yellow feet, it's for Ronald McDonald. Well, the foundation, not him. You should put Mediapart. But in fact, what has replaced the yellow pieces is when we pay by card and they offer us to do a round. Yes, but it's not for the yellow pieces association.
They really had something like the Muppet Show, when he made him blink his eyes. There was really something going on. It's the French Homer Simpson.
He has all the qualities and flaws of Homer Simpson, the one of the guignols. I'm not talking about Jacques. I'd take Jean-Pierre Papin, maybe.
Ah, yeah, that's it. Ah, yeah, that's it. I don't know. Otherwise, in the little moments of TV that marked you... Yeah. Miss Lyon and Marie-Ange Nardi. Oh yeah!
The lion that attacks Marie-Ange Nardi with the claw stuck in her arm! It's awful! You know what's extraordinary? It's the cold blood of Marie-Ange Nardi.
We don't talk enough about cold blood. The cold blood doesn't do either... You know, your claw... No, but... Look at the lion! I think I was already trying to put potatoes in the lion crying. And she's like...
It's Vincent Perrault with 42° in London. And another Vincent, we'll come back to that.
We could see all these beautiful images again.
They're all in your face. There are no more guns. But wait, at Christmas, I'm sure there are always stupid people. Ah, there are stupid people. There are the reds of the stars. I remember, you know, you have Lanvin and Boulevard with sushi. Ah yes, magnificent in Belgium.
The interviews of Boulevard, frankly, at the time, in the late 90s, early 2000s, there were really very, very, very funny things. I'm going to say it again, but it's Finkelkraut and Pascal Praud who didn't understand that the show had started. It started! I didn't understand that the show had started! Did you see that? And the head of Praud who is really worried. What are you doing?
No, but it's true, it's a bit... We're not going to do the... So wait, because we're missing three personalities, we found zero. Zero personalities. And we're missing a sporting event. So not Trump, but there's an event around Trump. American elections.
You know what he said to him? He asked him a question and the other one crossed his arms. I'm going to answer you. No, I'm going to answer you. No, but you have to answer now. Ah, it started! What's going on in his head? He heard Pascal Praud talking to the camera for 15 minutes.
No, but wait, there's going to be an ad. No, but it's so weird. He was preparing his thing. How do you understand? The show started, it's crazy. Ah, it started. It started, there are no gloves, it's the same. Yeah, it's the same. C'est merveilleux. C'est merveilleux. C'est merveilleux.
Et surtout tu te dis, pourquoi ils sont pas que de l'autre couleur du coup ? Surtout prépare ta chronique. T'es là une minute. Et il ralentit au début de la phrase pour bien... Parce que il se pose que sur le noir ou le blanc. Je sais plus.
Je suis fan de ce monsieur. Il faut savoir qu'il y a une pétition en ligne pour qu'il revienne à la télévision. J'imagine que c'est toi qui l'as lancée. C'est vrai. I would really like someone to know someone who knows someone, the grandson of Jacques Gourier, who says to him, you should let your grandfather listen to the podcast. Ah, but it's possible.
No, it's been 10 minutes, we haven't even had time to play, what a shame. But before we leave... Wait, there's still a question about death that you haven't done. Yes, but there are little things... There are little things to do.
There's not even a promo. It's Christmas! It's embarrassing, it's not sunny at all. What did she say? She said, it's Gerardine who's annoying.
No, not nice, but I recognize him. It was a character. After, he repeats it, it's okay. It was a character.
The next time we come, we're going to make fun of each other again. We're going to be there, at the beginning, we're going to be there. Oh, he's less put in place. We're going to leave, that's it.
It's not my fault. By the way, who won the... I don't know. It's Vincent De Dienne. I counted the points, it's Vincent De Dienne. I'm so happy. He's really happy. He's making fun of me.
I got a point and then I call myself Vincent Deudienne. So a point for Vincent Deudienne. You got a pass D, it's true. You see, as soon as we count the points, it's not the same atmosphere. You're screwed. I'm forced to count the points. The gift is too dark.
It looks like an alligator. Or a xenomorph alien. Everyone finds their own thing. Before we leave, let's take a quick look at the cultural recommendations. It could be a movie. I'm sick of it. It can be a film, a series, a story, a book, a play, not necessarily a recent thing, just something you've consumed recently.
Because first of all, I'm a great, great fan of comedy.
I really liked it. We received the Lucianance, as I call it. And Filipinos. They came to talk to us and I saw the film.
What I was saying last time, it's a generation of people who are happy to see. All the castings are just people from my generation that I like, it's so much fun.
And José Garcia, the king. Did you see how well they sing? I made them sing in my film. I didn't say that, but I made them sing. They sing less well in my film. What I mean is that the scene is not a performance, that's what I mean. No, it's a performance that is still eligible for the César. Exactly. He knows how to do everything. And he's a great partner. And he's a soldier. He doesn't let go.
He wants you to be happy and he's a great guy. It was amazing to see him. Incredible. But it's true that you have Stig and Grégoire Ludig, and then Raphaël Pâques, William Lepguil, of course. It was very pleasant. And Tex too. He was a bit in the editing. Gastem didn't keep it.
It annoys me. On the 26th, the 25th, it's still... But it's a Wednesday, that's all.
They say it's a Jesus and us. I agree with you, if it doesn't come out on a Wednesday, it's arrogant. No, it's a Wednesday, of course. The 25th, it's a Wednesday? Yes, of course. Okay, okay. It's arrogant.
How? She's a woman. I've engraved my taxes in 2023.
We're going to the mass, we're going to the cinema.
Vincent? It's really because my look is on a book. We have the same library. And I see a book by François Rollin. And it makes me think that you have to watch Colère, you have to watch all the shows. Professor Rollin always has something to say. You have to watch François Rollin all the time. Did you write on Rollin's shows too? Or staged?
Staged, that's it. Staged. And above all, I loved him. Young, teenager, adult. I went to see him a lot in shows and I always hallucinated about what I saw. He's prodigious. There was a box that I had bought at the time. A DVD box where there's really everything. There's even his show with Ramsay.
And there's also this World of Storytelling World Championship, do you remember?
Where he's with Jackie Berroyer and Clémentine Sellerier. And they're trying to beat the record of the number of storytelling. That is to say, there's someone who has to tell a true story. that happened to him. When he told it, he hit his partner's hand, who has to tell a true story, and they have to hold on as long as possible.
Oh, I don't know. 12 minutes, alas.
And Clémentine Salarié, she's so good. And Jacqui Berroyer, whatever you want. Yeah. But they're also free on YouTube, if you can't find it on the market. There are a lot of these shows on YouTube, including the one with Ramzy. I didn't know at all. Yes, yes, but she looks like a pro. I mean, I think it's a little written at the same time. Yes, there must be some naysayers. That's right, exactly.
Les impôts, l'année dernière. Ah, les impôts ? En recherche Google ? Pas les impôts, mais bien joué. Un truc administratif, quand même ? Ah oui, la sécu, alors, peut-être. Ah, non, pas la sécu, mais il y a un organisme français. La CAF. Pas la CAF. L'URSAF. L'AMGEN. Non. L'ONU. La SNCF.
C'est le terme du théâtre. C'est des basounettes. C'est des basounettes, c'est Molière qui disait ça. Alors Adrien, tu vas faire quoi que recommande Destine ? Toujours un truc du Japon. Je vous conseille le père la chaise ? You've already screwed me over. The last time I did a review, you were like, I don't know why. You were like, oh, he's inventing it. I'm going to try to be short.
Anyway, I have nothing. I have nothing. It's a little game on the phone called La Chance du Locataire. Oh. And basically, the principle, it's a game of... Money machine. Oh. But the principle is that after each turn, we pull the thing once, we score points. And in fact, after each turn, we are offered to add a symbol in the money machine.
So every time, the symbols appear randomly, that's the principle. But basically, where it's not just a simple money machine, it's that the different... There are an infinity of symbols that exist. And the symbols between them... interact to make more money. Oh, it's the Chinese!
I'm trying to be simple. You're trying to be simple?
I don't know, we didn't want to read a book.
No, no, no, it wasn't that long. No, no, no, Adrien, it's okay. You're exaggerating. You're exaggerating. I'm not done. I'm not done. No, but I'm not going to go into the details. If it stung your curiosity, play it. No, but I'm not going to... It stung our... No, but it stung my mouth. I'm sorry, Adrien. You recommended Balatro.
Do you play Balatro? No, I don't want to fall into it. I don't know what it is. No, no, no. The joke is that one day, I wanted to explain Balatro to this antenna.
The last time, I said to myself, I would like to discover new games because I only play Balatro on my phone. So I said to myself, I'm going to go to the App Store, I'm going to go to the Balatro page, and at the bottom, it will say if you like Balatro.
The last comment, at least when I went to see it, from a user who talks about Balatro, gets mad at me in the comment section. Even on the App Store, I'm quoted as, you know, it's like, you're an explorer, you open a cave, a thing that you explored, you come and on the wall, it says Adrien Méniel, big asshole. At the time, I was saying, well, there... While you're solar. While I'm solar.
In fact, it made me laugh because I said to myself, ah, to make the joke in an incessant way, it's not funny anymore, for a very long time. But there, the surprise was there. And in any case, where I come back to my feet, it's that this game, La Chance du Locataire.
The principle is that you turn the wheel five times and that with the money, you pay your rent and that in fact, every time, the rent increases. So you have to find mechanics for, for example... Oh là là, you're sure?
I'll give you an example. I'll give you an example. There's the symbol... There's the symbol... There's the mouse symbol, but if you also have the cheese symbol, if by chance the mouse symbol falls next to the cheese symbol, the mouse eats the cheese, it brings you more money. There are a lot of interactions like that, so it becomes quite complex mechanics.
PEP ? What's PEP ? You don't remember PEP ?
And it's the game that inspired the creator of Balatro. We saw that, he said yes. Do you like board games too? I love them, but we didn't have any.
He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games. He's crazy about games.
It was a federation of parents of students.
Moi j'ai beaucoup joué à Concept. J'adore Concept. J'ai joué à... Tu te mets combien ?
Il y a Jean-Paul Rouve dedans. Tu te mets combien en Jean-Paul Rouve ? Il a de la chance. Moi je suis dans une question. I don't have a file, but I'm in a question, Big Flo and Oli, and it's like, what is the nickname of one of the two brothers? Big Flo, Flobert, etc. So that means that maybe they listen to us. Maybe. And so, put a card in front of them. Put a card in front of them.
The MATMUTE. We're going to say the acronym again. I miss the MATMUTE. The ad, of course. Thank you, Regis Laspalais. So, we're missing three personalities. We have to find the personalities. Are they international personalities ? French. It's French research. Clara Luciani. Not Clara Luciani. Wait, there's no Pierre Palmade. No, no.
People don't know, but Vincent De Dienne... I want, I want. No, Floatcast, no, it's too... No, but you play with your parents, Floatcast, you'll be like, I'll put it at zero. Sometimes, there are things like the mycosis, I don't know too much. In any case, don't offer me that, for my part. I discovered the movies of the Muppet Show. We were talking about Guillaume Delinfo.
I was always next to the Muppet Show. I didn't grow up with the Muppet Show. I discover. It's really good. In writing, in rhythm. These are things that we love, of the whole family, of the children love, but when you're old you have a lot of hidden jokes and really they are all on.
So there are the recent ones after the death of the creator Jim Hanson are a little less interesting, but the very old 70s are great and suddenly I fell into a vortex on YouTube where I watch old episodes. There is an episode with Charles Aznavour, who is not in the film Mr. Aznavour and who is still missing.
But yeah, there are a lot of really very funny sketches of the Muppet Show and it's really good. We talked a lot about puppets in this episode. We talked about Panacloc, Guignols and Macron. Ooh! Marionette des industries. Just before leaving, last little round of table. Vincent, you play Un soir de galop au bout du nord. There's not a lot of room left.
I still have the name. Porte de galop. I didn't understand. Au bouffe du nord. And not at the Parisian bouffe. Because I was too bad once for a theater. 120 euros in the ass. Not for a show. But once I was going to see a play. I thought it was at the Parisian Bouffe. It was at the Bouffe du Nord. It was too late. I put the two places... So I tell people.
You did a whole tour and you finish. The last ones.
No, it's SOS de Transamitié, François.
Yes, I see what she means. It's nice, it's nice. But in terms of theater, you can also see it in January. From January, it's until when? Until... Début avril. Ah oui, donc pas mal quand même. Juste la fin du monde et il ne met jamais un arrivé de Jean-Luc Lagarde. Deux très belles pièces. Il y en a une des deux que je ne connais pas, mais l'autre est vraiment bien. Juste la fin du monde.
Très, très belle pièce. Et avec toute une équipe.
It's a crazy thing to do. And also in 2025, there's Natacha at the Thèse de l'Heure, on a platform, I think, or in the cinema? In the cinema. In the cinema, very good. And you're both with Géraldine on the poster of Mac Walter, directed by Simon Astier. Yes, yes. Between the film, the hero, interpreted by Mr. V. So there you have it, the film Mac Walter. It was great, you liked it.
It's true. Yes, yes. I didn't go to New York, but you took me to see the studios at night. I was walking around in a fake New York at night with Geraldine Acas. I loved that moment.
You will come back to tell us about it.
With pleasure. And Géraldine, there is a teaser that came out yesterday. You are in the fight of the chiefs.
There is a teaser that came out. And still, you are a national heroine.
No, there's no Pierre, I'm telling you. There's no Adèle Haenel. Oh, there's no Céline Dion. There's no Céline Dion. Oh, there's Anna Kamoura. There's not Anna Kamoura. But in fact, people... There's no sportsman. There's no sportsman. But it's your Google research, the French one. I didn't specify. Ah, so Kevin Smith.
Avec Rémi Ludi qui fait un bras raccourci. Exactement. Le couple de chef.
N'hésitez pas à regarder l'épisode 2 parce qu'on a tout changé. C'est pas trop ça. C'est vrai. Merci beaucoup. Merci, c'était trop bien. Merci, à très bientôt. Ça sort après Noël ? Arrête tes conneries.
No, it's fine. We found zero on the three. Are they people from the cultural domain? Absolutely. Cyril Hanouna? Not Cyril Hanouna. The three are in the cultural domain. I tell you, there are two actors and one singer. Wow, good. One singer. Two actors and one singer. That's it. No women. No woman, you hear me? Look me in the eyes. But people don't search for women on the internet usually.
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Who is it in 2024 who has cartooned in music? Not necessarily cartooned. In this case, the three stars, it's not linked to a success, but to a death. There is death. There is death. So I stop playing. I understand, I stop playing. And just for that, I give you a point.
Non, qui est décédé, qui chantait et décéda en 2024 ? Alors, les décédés, c'est les acteurs. Je vous donne vraiment beaucoup d'indices. Parce que je suis en train de te perdre. Ah bah non, j'allais dire Neil Sarestrup, mais je pense pas. Non, c'est un peu en fin d'année.
Pas le temps de capitaliser. Jean-Marie Le Pen too?
Alain Delon. Who else? Who else? There's one. There's one. But in fact, that's it. I think Jean-Marie Le Pen, he's waiting for 2025 to... Capitalized, you see. No, but if not, I'm not going to be in the top of Google. And Floodcast won't talk about me. Me, who am a big fan. I didn't tell you that. Who's dead? Well, yes, I know there's another one who's dead.
You don't have it on the end of the line.
I think you're going to be three goats. He was old. He wasn't old. Three goats. It's going to make you a goat. That's why I said it.
It doesn't come to me. Michel Blanc?
There, of course! That's Google research. It's weird, but why do people type Michel Blanc? Because it's once he's dead that they type him. They want to see the infos. The infos, what happened. See what he played, the images, the photos.
It's a beautiful photo, I'll show it to you. A beautiful photo. How do you change the back of the screen? You can put it in the arms.
Ah, the lock screen. I let it press. I'm sorry, I didn't do that. I didn't do the debug.
So, Michel Blanc, Alain Delon... Recently, we saw that with Louis Carrel, too, who said, but I didn't do Garfield! We saw on Arleau Ciné that he had played in Garfield, so we said, ah, you played in Garfield?
With a little less entrainment, I imagine. Garfield, the cartoon, no, Garfield, Hero, despite him. Ah, yes, yes, that's it.
Did he make a scene or did he make a scandal? Rather a scandal. I'll give it to you because he's not... Oh, Slimane. Not Slimane, no, Kenji Girac.
I'll give you a few of them. There's literature, there's Goncourt, there's... Where do you think you are? In which show do you think you screwed up? It's not us, it's France. In which show?
It would be us, it would be something else. We could, it would be nice to be able to know. No, Mark. I was going to say our top 10, but I would say it's of no interest. So it's funny, you're looking for Google. You want to look for that, no? No, but recently, I found it surprising. So you know, there's Spotify, Vrapt, who tell you that you have more to listen to. I love these things.
I love that too. The retrospectives of the apps that tell you. Who does it most recently?
Stop taking us for children, with the Zonemo, with the trash that says thank you. In the WeGo, that makes me crazy. We're really taking us for children. I was afraid you were going to talk about the trash that says thank you, the Park Asterix. That's what we like. You're giving me a good chance because I love all these retrospective stuff.
I did the SNCF one and there was a screen that said 100% reservation in solo. It's just a million. Nostalgie. But what does he ask as a question? He doesn't ask any questions. He just tells you that you're a shit. It's not at all the principle of the retrospective. It's not at all the principle of the retrospective. Do you remember in which place you were? A little square with two children.
Did you take the cat's mouth or the cookie? No, but I mean, it's because Spotify says the song you've listened to the most, the artist... Wait, I can see if... Oh, he's going to do it live?
He's going to do his retrospective live. Retranspective. Of course. This year, you beat all the records.
They took everything on Spotify, even the animations. So that's a lot, yeah, they have a little... 3,344 km traveled by train, or 66,880 length of arms. Oh no, little jokes. 7 projects this year, not much. I remind you that you chose the most ecological means of transport.
He reminds us every time, I like it. All alone, in any case, I remind you. 100% alone. They say the ranking of your stuff. Are you single, Adrien?
For how long? For three years. It's true. There's an anomaly. I'm going to tell you. In addition, I find you much less misanthropic than the last time I came on this show. Yes, it's true, you're solar. Well, at the same time, you humiliated me on my... No, stop with the humiliations! It was our fault, Geraldine, we can... Yeah, you're linked against me, if I may. Adrie Solaire. It's new, it's new.
And 482 kilos of CO2... Economized. Economized. That's good. I'm not going to do all the... We're not here to throw flowers, but... That's a good argument to find a nanny. If I may, this trip in train 490km is not the most exciting retrospective of the SNCF. But even for the auditors, I want to say. You could have done your retrospective before coming.
And so, his role is played by an animal. It's your dog. And it's the real dog.
Challenger. Challenger. Challenger. Challenger.
Did you see this great thing, Courtemanche, who did a 100% improvisational show?
A new series? No, not a series. You asked if it was a series, you said yes. No, I said no.
They're going to make a cooking show. I love it!
And that's it. That's my recap. Audrey Pirault.
It's very funny. And at the same time, it's very pretty.
I haven't seen the film, I'm sorry. There's a fight.
Il s'agit du flot de cast. Ça plus ça perd. Good luck.
Ah ouais, c'est toujours un spectacle.
Flot Classe, on s'est changé le titre.
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C'était un personnage, je précise. Vous venez pour une fondation pour l'enfance ?
It's true, it's true. And it made a quarter of an audience, because somewhere, that's France.
Ah, that's it, there were two of them.
It took me a little five minutes.
Listen, a little video game recommendation, because it's been a long time. It's an Instagram account, and I think it's also a YouTube channel.
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No, no, but the guy has something to be forgiven. It's Britney Beach, look at that. He killed someone. And his psycho told him to forgive himself for all the mistakes he made. This very obscure vision of reality.
I know Adrien Adilé, but... So... With my cousin. So, me too, I'll be able to get out. Because, in addition, I would have done it... I put them in recourse of the Floodcast, so I can admit something. When I was a kid, at Leclerc de Pont-l'Abbé.
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Le fameux. Le fameux. Tu l'avais ramené après. Ah, mais tu ne savais pas. Mais moi, le Leclerc de Pontlabé, c'était mon... Ah, mais je ne savais pas du tout. Mon fief. En fait, j'ai pété mon crâne quand j'ai vu que le Leclerc de Pontlabé faisait le buzz. Parce que moi, c'était... Je le redis vite fait.
C'est fou. En fait, mes grands-parents qui habitaient en Bretagne, ils habitaient vraiment... Genre, de chez eux, tu vois le Leclerc de Pontlabé. D'accord. Et comme c'est une espèce d'immense grande surface où il y a plein de trucs. We wanted to go to Leclerc. We arrived at my grandparents' house and we went straight to Leclerc because it was the place we wanted to visit.
We had made a big mistake with my cousin. We had captured some... Well, it's not vegan at all. We captured crickets or sauterelles, I don't remember. Basically, we opened the camembert, we put a sauterelle in it, we put it in the camembert, we closed it and put it back in the gutter. Oh, disgusting!
C'est ça ? Incroyable ! Donc on a fait ça, donc désolé Leclerc d'en prendre un B. T'as un petit TikTok là, en hommage à ça.
Vraiment, c'est joli. On voit que t'essayes d'être le bon folkloriste. C'est vrai ! C'est pas trop grave, ça va, c'est mignon.
Sorry, excuse me. It worked apparently on Adrien. Because each drink has an effect. This one is more for beauty. Ah, so it's Britney Beach. I haven't finished yet, to be precise.
And at the same time, saving a life, it's really the ultimate scooting thing. They're I wanted to save something.
Not on the same register. It's always better than killing children.
Like at your brother's, by the way.
Can I? Ah yes, for Britney. Well done. And you, suddenly. And me.
No, no, no, no. First of all, no, we really told you that you were not clumsy.
Yeah, it's bullshit. But after... No, but after... Well, I think it's hard.
The feeling of rejection must be strong.
I'm sorry, wow. Patrick, you're really an alcoholic. No, because... There are three minutes left. Slowly hydromel the folklorist there.
Pour le moment ça donne envie en tout cas. Tout donne envie. Écoutez, je vais vous dire ce qu'il y a dedans, parce que ça va être encore plus t'énerver. Non, ça peut aller. Premier ingrédient, du collagène vegan.
It's accessible to the public. I read his newspapers. It's great. He released a comic called Ripley, which is great.
A treat. Collagen. But collagen is not good.
It's better outside than inside.
Il a reçu bon nombre de subs.
So he didn't remove anything too much. Does it have a link with the operation itself or is it in parallel, it's outside the operation? It's during the operation. No, no, but it's during, but you see, for example, if he had done a live Insta, it's not the operation itself. No, it's the operation itself.
He did a bullshit. Well, the operation is well finished. Was it voluntary or involuntary what he did?
He got robbed of the order of the doctors? No, he risks. He voluntarily did something where people say, oh, not crazy. He remade the breasts of the girl, he has balls. While she was coming for a kiss.
It's just that he... He was on the phone during all the... Oh, no.
If my life is at stake, I'm not at the same time, what ?
Never listen to people's advice who do sports. Déjà, il n'y en a pas deux qui disent la même chose. C'est comme le horoscope.
It's weird. It must be strange.
And there is a repetition, I think it's really bad for the body. The more you age, the more you risk staying there.
What did he do? So wait, you say it's not related to the organs.
He let someone else do it. No. He did it with an accessory. He left something in it. So he didn't leave anything in it. So he used an accessory, we're not far. To open, he didn't take a scalpel, he took his keys.
Yeah, but it's going to be a bit disappointing. A cutter.
So maybe it's a little Leatherman. Oh, by the way, we don't have... Tell me, tell me, tell me. No, but you told me that apparently there are people from the security of Disneyland who listen to the Floodcast.
I have a small Leatherman keychain. I went with my family to Disney. We saw you on the networks. And well, I'm stupid, I had forgotten that I had my Leatherman and everything. And so at the security, they told me, you can't come in with. A knife. With a knife. And the guy told me that I could go to the Monop, which is right next to the station, and he would keep me in custody.
And you really feel that it's something really black and all, because they really put it in a paper bag.
and apparently I received a message on insta someone who says there must be someone at Disney who listens to the Floaters because there was the person said she works at the security and they all had a directive like it's over you don't tell people anymore who can go to Monop which is maybe the boss of a Monop in Marne-la-Vallée who is looking for Adrien Bial saying fuck my business
By the way, my message, since he's listening to us at Disney, is to put some instructions. Because my knife, as I said, it's no longer manufactured. It's no longer on sale. You can't find it anymore. And frankly, I would have been really tired of having to throw it in the trash. And that would have ruined my... I would have hesitated to... I would have tried to find a solution.
It would have really ruined my thing. So, put in place a consigne. It will be more money for you. The money, the Disney.
It's wrong. T'as la rage en toi. C'est moi, c'est moi.
Mais attends, on peut revenir sur ça.
Ne me saoulez pas. Moi, mes dernières photos, Insta, il y a quelqu'un qui a dit « C'est de l'IA ? » Je dis « Oui, ben oui, pauvre con. » Je génère des photos en IA et je les mets parmi mes vraies photos.
You can just start the timer and it tells you how far you have to go to keep a calendar of your training. Of course.
Don't get angry. He fulminates, literally. I broke this paper towel.
I have an idea of a running app, maybe it already exists, I don't know. By the way, you'll find it in Hot Ones, except if it has been cut. Basically, an app that geolocates you all the time. and who is looking for unusual facts about the place where you are. It's my app, I'm sorry.
And he tells you, he makes you an audio guide all the time, you see, he's going to look for information and he tells you, like, with the IA who can write the text and everything. And I tell myself, the little plus would be with your voice. So you have Patrick who tells you, in this very unusual place, if someone shits, and suddenly you say to yourself, you can cover me.
C'est une trop bonne idée. Je serai cliente. Du coup, il y aura un côté, je vais aller dans des endroits où je ne suis jamais allé. Il y a un côté ludique. Parce qu'en fait, je me suis dit, moi, je déteste courir. Qu'est-ce qui pourrait me motiver à courir ? D'apprendre des trucs. Je vais te challenger ton idée, Adrien.
Maybe the thing he invents.
No, yes, indeed, it's in the big cities, it works.
That was the version 50 years ago. Now, scientists agree that everything is strong, it accumulates. If you take the stairs, if you do it 20 times a day, it's not only bullshit, and even if it was true... Shut up! The staff is starting! Tell him, it's so cool that you're doing it, bravo! Instead of saying, it's useless. You want me to run for an hour the first time I get on the footing?
You shouldn't listen to the coaches.
But me, I say, if it's disinfected and everything, and the guy, he acted, it was an emergency and everything. I have two last little lines. Okay, okay.
Ça y est, après... Ça c'est une bonne raison de le radier.
The natural history museum in Toulouse, you put it in your book?
A Toulousian celebrity. Saint-Exupéry. Yes, why not? I don't know.
No, Gold is the name of the band. Images is another band. And then they re-founded another band with the two members and they called them Émile et Images. Émile being the singer of Gold.
Ah, wait, it must be... 27 years old. An Olympian. Wait, but... Olympic Games, Olympic Games. Léon Marchand. No.
Ah, wait, but... A sports star. The... Félix, les frères qui jouent au ping-pong. Teddy Riner. Félix, les frères qui jouent au ping-pong.
Natation ? Non. Attends, mais... Toulouse ! Ah, putain ! Oh, I didn't say it. Rugby! Marche Dupont.
Frankly, I'm told, hey, this is the house of Antoine Dupont. We spend the night, I do. Rien à fout. Rien à fout. Mais on l'embrasse. C'est pas du tout contre lui. Mais vraiment, elle est dans sa maison. Qu'est-ce que j'en ai rien à fout, quoi. On parlait de Dali, tu te dis, il est excentrique, ça doit être marrant. Dans le jus de Saint-Exupéry. Mais là, c'est genre, c'est une maison.
Patrick doesn't dare to talk because we haven't introduced you yet. It's true. I continue with the ingredients. I'll do the rest of the ingredients.
Ah, bah, grâce. Enfin, gratuitement. C'est une collab, quoi.
Unfortunately, I don't give a fuck. Even if he's there. After, I don't watch rugby, you know.
Celebrate? That's my question! No, but I love it! It's funny because I was going to say spontaneously, I don't think there is any celebrity or... Cohabitation is something else. No, but like, in real life, there are a lot of people where if I make friends with them, and fate makes us meet around a table, it's great. But if it's like, I pay, or I don't pay...
And he feels like he has to be there Horrible Even if he's my idol When it's Shabba, he's like Hi, how are you ? You're an actor too ?
I think we should take Patrick in his part. Or another folklorist.
Non, non. Je me permets de vous interrompre. Je suis sur Wikipédia l'article « La liste des folkloristes français ». Je vais voir si t'es dessus. Tu déconnes. J'ose espérer que t'es dessus. Il y a peut-être... Si quelqu'un veut rajouter Patrick Beau, parce que si je le fais moi, on va dire que c'est truqué. Il y a une liste des folkloristes français et il n'y a pas Patrick Beau pour l'instant.
C'est dingue. Donc d'ici la semaine prochaine, c'est réglé Patrick. C'est réglé. Il y a par exemple Félix Arnaudin. C'est quand même bien un nom de folkloriste. Félix Arnaudin.
Folklorists seem to be very masculine. There's Simone Morand.
That's to make folklorists invisible. Marie-Louise Tenez.
Wait, the Shrek Marais, is that in France? No, it's in the United States.
I fell in love with Pascal Praud's video because I said I liked the interlocked Pascal Praud. And I think it's Jean-Claude Bourré who was taking pictures. Don't you remember this thing? Where there is Jean-Claude Bourré and he has his phone. I don't know who Jean-Claude Bourré is. It's an old TV animator.
And so he's old now And at one point he really has his phone at the end of his arm like that And he's like Jean-Claude, what are you doing ? What are you doing ? Are you taking pictures ?
He never wanted to say who the guy was. I think it wasn't Jean-Claude Bourret at all, the guy. C'était quelqu'un d'autre, j'ai confondu. C'était pas lui. Ne m'envoyez pas de message, c'était pas lui. C'était quelqu'un d'autre.
It's really great. Because I'm not very muse.
Ah oui, bien sûr. Évidemment. Je vais me permettre une petite rectification. C'était Jean-Claude Bourré.
C'était totalement lui. Faites des photos ? Oui.
I love it, I do it regularly. But you did parenthesis. Yes, I love it. Did you go? No, no, they invite all the people except me.
Yes, the word is claimed, that's what you're saying.
There you go, you know everything. Okay, very good.
And in fact, I think that, well, we were talking about Airbnb, I think it's badly done. I would like to be able to tell him anywhere in France, show me all the cabins in the forest, but it's not possible to do that.
Because you have to type region by region, find the cabins. I want to tell him, put all the cabins in the forest and then I'm going to... Regale-moi de cabins. Yeah, there you go.
Someone sent me, but he told me, I'm the owner of a cabin. It was beautiful, but he said, if you want, I'll rent it to you. I said, yes, well, if it's to rent the thing to me, I can do it myself.
It frustrates me. Because it's not the players.
There was something a little... Me too, but because there was no porn, in fact. Ah yes !
I hope I'm not saying a lie, but I'm almost sure. I have a passion for the interior of the fire observation cabins. Like in Firewatch. In the US, it exists in France, but in a lesser extent, it's the cabins that are perched in the forest and you stay for months in it to make sure there are no fires. And if there are, you have a toki and you say, there's a fire over there.
In France, it's just palm trees. There are, but it's really a cultural thing in America. I would like to offer it to you.
Of course, but I know so much about what pleases you.
He knows, there he is bordering me. I'm in a bed, he's boarding me, and he gives me a kiss on the forehead. I'll bring you a little chocolate. Bring me, bring me. We can go together.
Oh, the lax already? Ah yes, the lax arrived right away. I didn't see it coming.
I don't know if I said it or not the last time we talked about the Pirate Paradise, but on the account of the Pirate Paradise Montpellier, there is a story pinned down. Star ! With all the stars they've received. So there's Frédéric Diffental. And so, every time, the stars are tagged and all. Except... No. But no. Really, they said, well, they look famous, but really, it's not who they are.
Ah, but you're still there. They didn't tag you. We're not tagged. That is to say, they said, well, they look a little famous, but really, it's not who they are.
And Marco Mouly, of course.
It won't help you, at least on the film. Ah really?
Not the slip. We're not waiting for Patrick, that's why.
But what did we offer him? Not the slip. The t-shirt.
A caravan. Dubosque. He's going to make Dubosque. The big gift.
For me, there was a kind of little lyre or something, a flageolet. And a group of fuckers too. A flageolet ? A flageolet is a flute... Ah, I thought of a Rico. Yes, like everyone else. We didn't know it was an instrument. You're a liar. The Irish flute of the Parfaits is a flageolet. A flageolet ? I don't know. No, but what ? We listened to the podcast. What ? There's not only you.
Simply, I'm going to tell you. A statue of Patrick Chirac? No, no.
I haven't seen the film, so what is it? It's something in the film.
Ça, ça fait plaisir. Moi, j'ai une petite anecdote à propos de ce camping. Je crois que je l'avais déjà raconté. Je sais que tu y es déjà allé en tout cas. En gros, un jour, je faisais un road trip dans le sud de la France qui avait débuté justement sur la côte landaise. And I roll, and really, completely by chance, I pass by the camping site, but I still haven't seen the movie, to be honest.
And so I see the camping site, and I see that there's a... Really, in front of the camping site, there's a cardboard silhouette of Franck Dubosc, with a hole at the top of his head, to make him take a picture and put his head in it. Of course.
I was about to leave, so I get in front of the thing and I tell myself, if I stretch my arm to take a selfie, it's bad, we don't see Patrick's slip. I'm kind of turning around the thing. Are you faking someone ? I was shooting around the thing and I thought, maybe I can put the delay. And there was another guy, a guy who was like 60 years old, you know, a baron who was all alone.
We were the only ones in front of the thing. And I saw that he was shooting a little, you know, around the thing and all. And the guy, he comes to me, he says, excuse me, can you take a picture of me and all? And I said to him, yeah, okay, but then you take a picture of me. Oh my God! And so, the picture is on my Insta, don't worry.
And so, I took it as a picture, and then I gave it to my phone, he took it as a picture, we said goodbye, I took my case, I left. No, but it's the most adorable podcast in history. It brings you good vibes. No, but it's fun. I love it. With JP and Mehdi last week, it wasn't the same thing.
Well, listen, as a folklorist, I'm happy to be here. Do you endorse me as a folklorist? I approve you as a folklorist. No problem.
You're going to do a massage, I imagine. I'm going to do a massage. I'm going to massage someone. That's my anniversary. I was still a cartoonist at the time And my ex was also a cartoonist, and we had a lot of friends who were cartoonists. And basically, first thing, she gave me the only surprise birthday of my life.
So we arrived at a bar where we often went with these friends, and there we were supposed to go together. In fact, there were a lot of people, ah surprise ! And basically, I had a little fanzine where all my friends, comic book designers, had made a board. There was Boulet, there was Liberté, Capucine, and they had all made me a comic book. A little one that I still have, by the way.
It's a great gift because there was a little bit of logistics, of stuff. She had asked, she had printed the thing and everything. It was so cool. Very stylish, very beautiful gift.
We're going to Europapark when you want. In addition, now, Europapark, there is... Because before, it was... I went there once. I loved it, by the way. C'est une galère, c'est-à-dire que tu vas à Strasbourg, après tu dois prendre un train, puis un autre train. Maintenant, il y a une gare Europaparc qui est directe.
Génial. La surprise aurait duré moins longtemps.
It doesn't shock me, and above all, which park has a better theme ? Disney ? Asterix !
Each attraction is a word game. And their mascot is a mouse.
But all around, there are all the hotels where you can stay, which are thematic. There is the Italian hotel, my poor, where there is a Coliseum. And the restaurant, a buffet. It seems that it's good.
You can, because there's a little table at Carreau. Europe à Parc, invite us with Patrick. Come on, don't hesitate. We'll treat you.
Or Belgium just didn't give money, maybe.
Ah, il a debunked. Il a debunked. En parlant de debunked, on m'a envoyé... La dernière fois, j'ai dit que le truc au supermarché... Il râle déjà. Attention. Non, non, non. Le truc au supermarché où tu peux faire un don, machin, et j'avais dit, ah ouais, c'est pour les impôts, a priori, c'est faux. C'est vrai, je pense.
Mais, voilà, les sites Checknews, machin, disent, non, non, c'est faux. D'où les grosses entreprises font des dons comme ça.
Of course, but I was saying, they only do that because it's kind of the opinion of tax optimization and stuff. And I was sent an article that says no, no, it's wrong.
Source, the tarin of Menem. That gives me a good reason why all the great teachers suddenly said, you can donate if you want, because we're nice. Yes, yes, of course.
Is it about a series or a movie in the world of fiction? No. Are we talking about divination? Are we talking about something esoteric? Astrology? No, no, no. No, okay. No, no, no. It's not a bar in which racism is the main thing. Are we talking about the same kind of shit as a bar in which people do shit like that? No, no, no. He took out his mask from the dead-end.
You can't see it, but he twisted his hands in a way like this.
Très bonne réponse de Manon Bale. Avec la bourse ? Très bonne. Comment ? Ça existe déjà, pardon.
I saw two things that came out with this sound.
Imagine the sadness of your life, you're a trader, and you say, hey, let's go to the trading bar. Amuse-toi dans ta vie, enfoiré.
C'est d'investir, donc commander. Attention parce que c'est un jeu.
No, I'm just a trader, I'm going back.
Ah, no, nothing. There was better to do. There was Wall Street, but it's not enough. It's not enough, you have to be simple, you see.
Ils doivent miser sur le fait qu'au bout d'un moment, les gens sont bourrés. Ils font plus gaffe et ils payent au pire moment.
Well, Adrien... I can't imagine the state of my muscles.
No, but in high school... No, never, never, never, never.
Thank you very much. I said it in one or two episodes that you make compliments and that's it. It's sincere. You put people well. We take, he puts well. So wait, there is acid... Hyaluronic acid. For me, it's really just on the skin. I know that. It's for the skin, that. Of course. Of course. It's beauty, my friend. For now, it's terrible. But you shouldn't drink it, actually. Yes, it's terrible.
Capture the flag, classic. A scout game, by the way.
Apparently, yes. I put it on my skin, but apparently... You have to do compresses with it.
Lapsé, already. Cerise, well, that's okay. That's okay, that's known. Can you give it to me? And stevia, of course, because we don't put sugar. Of course. We put stevia. Of course. And well, it's... And the result then? Take a good shave. The color is sublime. Smile.
In Korea, they are very strong.
And when a team... The adjective surprised me.
You cry because you're a woman, but maybe not.
I'm going to tap my chest.
Yes, but as you say, someone in France can buy the rights and do a squeezie.
It makes you spend money. Yes, that's it. But suddenly, you're rewarded for losing weight. No.
But of course. It's for quantification.
I saw her on Instagram. It was Morocco a few years ago. It's always up to date. And suddenly, there is her new book that is coming, which is very important.
A season 2 of Sirens, and a season 2 of Shalobu Shaken. Let's mix things up! There will be journalists, firemen, stuntmen. Electric right hand! Adrien Meignel. So me, I really had a week, I didn't have time, I don't have time to distract myself. I'm going to release a very old record that I had. It's a game, it's a game, it's free, it's on Navigator.
It's old, I played it a long time ago on stream, it's called Infinite Craft, I don't know if you know it, you heard about this game. Basically, it's a game, you have an empty canvas, and in your inventory, you just have the four elements. You're going to remind me, Patrick. Water, fire, wind, earth and air ? I feel like you have 15, but that's it. The principle is really crafting.
If you want to tell them, put less acid.
For example, you place the earth on your canevas and you place the water on it. It will create mud. Now, in your inventory, you have mud. Then, you take the mud and you associate it with fire. It will make cooked earth. The principle is, as its name suggests, infinite craft. It's infinite because... It's powered... I really said an English word, but I think it's propelled by an AI.
It's an AI that decides... Well, it's a bit controlled so that it doesn't do anything either. But basically, the principle is that you can create everything, but you start from the four elements at the beginning. You can say, there are people who have done Floodcast, for example. That's incredible. So, not because... Because sometimes, too... They put what in Floodcast?
You hope, but you don't know.
They did Flood, because it's in English. So they did Flood and podcast. The thing is that sometimes the IA, it's anything, the result.
But it's funny because you can still use these things that don't make much sense to get to your end. I know that I wanted to create, for example, basketball. I had put, I had done it live, I had put hours. But the satisfaction when you succeed by starting from the four things. To say, wait, damn it. First of all, I'm going to try to create a balloon, so I have to be able to make the plastic.
This game is great, it's free, you play on the browser. It's called Infinite Craft. It's so funny, it's super satisfying when you get to your goal. It's a very good game if you stream it live.
Thank you. And I have a second mini-record. I have the impression that I am the last to discover this, but I will still recommend it because there may be people And we know how expensive it is to subscribe to the platforms to watch movies. And I discovered that on the YouTube channel of Arte Cinema, there are a lot of free movies.
I'm not sure that so many people know. But I agree. And in addition, apparently, on their website, Arte, there are even more, there are all those who are on YouTube, plus even more. And I have, for example, a friend who told me, I cancelled my subscription to Mubi because, in fact, there were already so many films on the site of Arte that I...
Exactly. And precisely, I wanted to make a big up to Arte because I wanted to say that Arte is really the channel I saw appear when I was a kid. And I find that even now, they know too well that they exist. They do Lazerdisc, they do Jour de Plais.
And on top of that, they literally ship free movies. It's great. Arte, we love you. Wonderful. Wonderful.
Besides, I received a lot, it surprised me, I received a lot of DMs who told me, but no, I don't know anymore. People who told me, oh, the first person I thought of was you when you said that Michel Blanc was dead.
Folklorisme 2.0, je dirais.
Marche à l'ombre, that's fabulous.
Pas que l'acteur, justement. Oui, oui, un grand acteur, auteur. Parce que moi, je me suis rematé Marche à l'ombre, du coup. Vraiment, les dialogues, c'est le... And that's what the guys from Splendid were saying.
And precisely because you say he created the character of Jean-Claude Duce, but he also created replicas that are still there, forget that you have no chance, on a misunderstanding it can work.
Yes, because we remember that Jean-Marie Le Pen is still not dead. It's crazy. It would be time now. There are really a lot of people who die before the movie.
We will make cultural recommendations. Cultural recommendations at the end of the episode. Sorry, it's still my obsession with racism.
He was the poor guy in Japan.
I was confused. But I... No, but now he's square on the times, the dates. There's no more mistakes.
I tried to be a bit on the inside, to participate in the game.
I really enjoyed it, it was so good. The delay was really exaggerated. We had technical problems.
Non, bah non, non. Mais cette année, je peux annoncer... Non, attends, je peux juste dire qu'il y a eu des problèmes techniques, mais qu'il y a eu une super réaction et que ça s'est très bien passé.
Non, non, mais il y a eu... Une solution a été trouvée et ça s'est très bien passé.
The place is super cool. I didn't know and I thought it was great.
So I think the score is positive. What Patrick is saying is that you will not be paid. That's what he's saying.
How did I want to sink him?
No, but this guy, he... Did I want to sink him or did I give him a pass D, in fact ? Ask yourself the question. It's the theater that wanted to roll it.
No sense. Wait, was this Maccabee used at some point? In the play that is played at the moment. Ah yes, in the play. It was your... No, no, no. And then, in literature, a book, the museums. Yes, because you've done a lot of unusual places.
He just said, it's the project of my life.
How were the dinosaurs? I don't know. We're almost there, because back then there was a mini-tel service, Chouette d'Or, where you could talk to the creator, the guy, you could ask him questions. Max Valentin.
Adrien sera sur scène. Alors, je serai sur scène au Grand Rex le 2 novembre avec la bonne auberge. Il y aura toujours des places. Elle part pas. Eh oui, les personnes au balcon, elles portent pas. Bon bah, achetez-les, quoi. Regardez toutes les saisons, là. Vous demandez à ChatGPT de vous faire un résumé de toutes les saisons et venez voir le final.
And I think that one of the theories is that people have used, but it's probably the case, used the IA, what. Filed all the data.
Every time I try to say it discreetly to people, they say, ah sorry, I have to put my microphone back on.
The little bar. Did the client say that he had found something, like he had found a sum of money in the bar and suddenly the boss said, well, no, it's mine, it's my bar. And the other said, well, no, it's me who found it.
I can even tell you... He would have lent him some money and then he gave it to him. No, no, it's really a thing... Think of...
An amendment? Not an amendment. An amendment because he used alcohol to a kid?
Il lui a dit, c'était pas si dur d'être bébé. Je crois que si.
Non, non, non. C'est peut-être juste dur, mais pas dur dur. Est-ce que l'enfant avait avalé quelque chose ? Oh non. Il avait avalé un truc en or, il l'a chié, enfin. Il a mis 30 ans à le chier.
Il a pas fait pipi par terre. Il a fait caca par terre.
We have evolved. The images stick to our skin. After, we come to sing La Pisse La Mère. That's why we have little collerettes. That's why you were welcomed with bouquets of flowers.
And you sit down. Come on !
You can have intestinal occlusions, like that, maybe.
She's dead, but you don't have the reason for her death.
Un approuti. Un approuti sévère.
Oh, putain. Oh, c'est une bonne question, ça. Ça me régale.
No, no, because it launches me. Because basically, I came across a video, an NIM video of a race hunt. You know what a race is, right? And so every time, the guys will hunt the beasts, like in the cities, in the people's gardens.
A race is not like they throw the animals... No, no, a race is the people who have their dogs, they are on horseback, and they hunt, but often, the animals that are hunted, that are frightened...
Fleeing the forest, they end up in the city, in the people's gardens And the guys come to kill them in the cities I thought that the racehorses were the ones who let go of the rabbits themselves in the forest It's possible that they do it too, but the racehorses are really the bourgeois in red With a trumpet I do a bit of it
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, frankly, it's okay. The bad weather, but otherwise, well.
And every time it's horrible because there are always videos of beggars who try to tell them to leave the animals alone and they get insulted. I don't like hunters. There is not only racism. Racism, murder, hunt. And if I was president, I said to myself, I will make a law, I authorize the court hunt, but we have the right to hunt the hunters too. Ah yes, to shoot the hunters.
We have the right to kill them. So the guys who do the court hunt, there is a respect side because you risk your life anyway. They don't have the right to kill. But you're Trump in fact. Yeah, but I'm telling you, you can do short-range hunting, but a rifleman with a gun, he sees you pass, he can shoot you.
Well, I think we all agree. No, maybe JB loves that. Sorry? I'm trying to dance a reputation. No, but it's... Yeah, well, the magic tower, I don't understand. We don't even understand that it's... The golden towers.
That's what's good for this country. But basically, he said, as people would freak out, there would be no murder. It's preventive, not really the term.
Yes, but they kill each other anyway. It's a bit of a dirty idea too. Yes, that's it. They kill each other, so there are fewer criminals because they killed each other.
Yes, the excuse of the basic tweetos, it was from the second degree in fact.
So you, how did you interpret it, genre ? Against racism. We can ask ourselves the question, but I don't feel like I'm racist. I'm more often anti-racist than racist. If you were racist, which you're not, I wouldn't say you're obsessed with racism.
Is there... We're talking about a big village. Is there two different gentiles? The name of the inhabitants.
In fact, the gentile, you know, the gentile of Paris, it's Parisian, Parisian. It's the name of the inhabitants. It's the name of the... Ah, no, but there, you learned a word.
So you're saying that... what? I thought there were two gentiles in the same city. They were called the Oléiens and the Oléons. The Olémen?
No, no, Olé, c'est la ville. Excusez-moi, je ne te sens pas séduit par cette question. Non, parce que je me sens terriblement idiot de ne pas connaître le mot gentil.
It concerns kindness. Is it like, he's horrible, he's called the big peppers. Wow, that would be horrible. No, but it's a thing, it's just a little insulting.
It's going to be official. And it's not official either. Believe me, we'll continue to call them burnt asses because people are used to it.
I'm doing a little recap. The series Le Pingouin, very, very good.
It's Colin Farrell who plays the penguin.
And then, be careful because he doesn't like series, Florent.
After, it's an anecdote related to Olay.
That's what I'm interested in. It's tech. It's tech. He details a bit the tech of Batmobile.
I really like that. That's what I prefer at Batman, it's the gadgets. Well, yeah, well, listen, I'll send you the link. I remind you that I'm Batman. Well, it's true that you're Batman. Because at one point, I was watching... I love gadgets. Don't leave his house.
So first of all, little trick. A bit long, a thousand years to say to yourself, maybe we'll find a nice guy. A thousand years he had to have this idea. And no, and in short, a bit of a tabsean anecdote. Ah. No, no, in short, one day I was, I was walking in Butchemont. And there's a little bridge in Butchemont at the moment. And I learn during my walk that the bridge is called the suicide bridge.
Because basically, there are people who are killed while throwing the bridge. And that's where it has a link with the thing, is that in fact, this bridge has no name. So people say, oh, well, it's the suicide bridge. And so it's the only official name he has, but it's not really his name. And so I made a joke by saying, at the time, I had said, I had told this anecdote a little tabsean.
And I said, well, if he doesn't have a name, let's call it the Adrien Meniel Bridge, because it's me who had the idea. Just kidding. But actually, I think it was two years ago, someone changed the Wikipedia page of this bridge and wrote « Adrien Méniel Bridge ». So for two years, this bridge was called « Adrien Méniel Bridge » on Wikipedia. And it makes you proud.
It was weird because it had written « Bridge of the Suicide » and below « Adrien Méniel Bridge ».
The colonel, the rotting Toubib. No, I'm going to make this joke at every Floodcast apparently. No, no, basically, there's a... What's the name of this film with Boranger and Junio?
And Junio, he's an old doctor who finds himself on the street, and suddenly Tiki Olgado, and even Boranger, he calls him Toubib. He says, hey Toubib ! I have a friend who saw this movie the day before and he called me Toubib and that's it. So everyone called me Toubib.
Yes, yes. There's a link and you're going to say it. Stop being like that.
Sometimes there are nicknames that come out of nowhere. Big Muspair on the school table, he called me. Yes, yes. Okay, JBR, tell us the Tadzian anecdote.
Did you have a period of The Crow or not? No, I didn't have that. I saw you, it's weird. I don't know, I imagined The Crow a bit. No, I didn't have that. And the total screen on the nose, is it true or not? Because you're outraged there. So it's false. I emphasize that in a potias, Mehdi dropped a bomb. I should have explained it to you later. He left a layer of total screen on his nose.
Like the old people. He didn't impregnate it on your head, you left it all white on your nose.
Mehdi did it, I think, unfortunately. I don't think so. I withdraw.
C'est vrai que c'est le problème quand tu introduis les deux en même temps, personne n'applaudit du coup.
So, what happened to you in the head to invent this lie ? It's crazy, how do you come up with such a lie?
But what's crazy is that you had chosen this lie very well, because I was totally visualizing you with the... But me too, but me too.
Wouldn't it be a good time to fart each other?
No, me neither. And I don't give any, and I haven't had any. No, no, honestly no.
Only big guys. It's not me who is imposed. There will be no surnames in this table. It's a common agreement.
C'est vrai, on a deux duos. C'est deux duos et aussi je me suis dit, t'es le petit jeunot toi ? Ah, je suis un peu le jeuneau, là. Parce que là, on est... Toi, t'as Quadra aussi ? Bien sûr. Voilà. Trois Quadra et... Quadra, Quadra. Ça, c'est relou, ça. No, I don't know what, quadra-gener? Three quadras, and a thirties. Three quadras and a thirties, a porn, not crazy.
Yes, but it doesn't matter. Hey, it's okay, I do it on my parents every two episodes.
There was no clue. He's asking random questions, and I like that.
Sous doués en vacances ? Less good, but there's a thing with a car, I remember a very cartoon thing with a car that throws a fan there.
Well, that, it didn't, it didn't... No, but Les Bronzés, Les Bronzés font du ski, anyway.
Ah, I was going to say a French comedy.
It's funny because it's kind of a pothias that I have. People who say, when I read Molière, I cry of laughter.
I still cry of laughter today. No.
And he'll have a huge career, where I'll be a shit.
It was an article, but the joke is in English. It was, John Senna surprises his kid with cancer for his birthday. And someone said, what a horrible gift. Because, you know, surprise with something, it means, it's a bilingual joke, it's terrible.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, I'll note it down.
No, it's fine, it's fine. Wait, wait, let's keep it for the podcast. But then, precisely...
Wait, but there are no tanned ones?
And so I said welcome to Les Ch'tis, right?
And you don't move from here. No, but we're going to find a few.
Asterix the first with keyboard.
Asterix in Egypt, in Cleopatra.
Wait, there's the Odyssey of Asterix? This one doesn't exist. The Twelve Works.
And it pisses him off that I like him. And it goes well in the neocolonial aspect. We have to stop here. I've never liked Oompa Paa, but Tintin... Tintin is nothing.
You're not creating a team, are you?
It's a bit of a mess for me. The milk is after the cereals.
He understands everything. I would say even more. It's excellent when they say that. Would you have been like that in front of Spielberg?
Ah, Hibernatus. Not Hibernatus, no. I don't like Hibernatus too much.
No, no, no, but I share it with you. Because it's not credible. Well, I don't believe it.
70 broadcasts for TF1 1.0 It was just a question of how much you say the broadcast of your film and not how much people want to see it.
It's the search for the green diamond after.
As much as you have false on the whole line, Jim!
You said hygiene and you didn't really say it.
You're not allowed to tutor customers.
J'ai vu quelqu'un partager en story un tweet qui disait les restaurants italiens, arrêtez de mettre vos menus en italien.
Parce que tu l'as dit dans le pot de chiasse. Ou alors peut-être c'est un truc banal Non ça vient du pot de chasse Ah je l'ai Ah mais il l'a La dernière fois qu'il a annoncé qu'il l'avait Je rappelle qu'il a dit qu'il avait très bon à ce jeu Il a rien trouvé
Même toi on a senti que tu ne croyais plus à mesure que tu faisais ta visage. Il ne voulait pas terminer. Il a lu dans mes yeux. De l'eau, non, non, ouais, non. It's not that, I'm kidding, it's not that. It's the second degree. By the way, speaking of water, I would go get some water.
What I like is no interaction, that's what I prefer.
If I may, I don't have the ref, because I'm not going to McDonald's anymore.
If you don't like meat, why do you eat... You like that, right? And all the laws that forbid you to say soy steak, because it's not a steak. Ah, yes, that's crazy. I love it. I just wanted to annoy you a little. Oh, but that's old. But it doesn't tell us, no, it doesn't tell us.
No, it's not handwashing. I would have hoped that it was already mandatory.
Ah, it's for the staff. Well, no, precisely. For the clients. Ah, it's for the clients.
You have to have a shonen spirit to return. How do you feel about your shonen spirit?
A message of prevention, a bit. It would be nice if you did that.
And is it to incite to do something, or to no longer do something? That's a good question from Adrien Ménial, to no longer do something.
To drink? Ah no, to no longer do something. So, something that could disturb the rest of the clientele. Absolutely.
Ah there you are not far, you are at the door of the answer And we are not on the phone, we are not on the phone Call from afar a server, raise your hand like that, it's not good that Call and make the gesture at the same time When you do both it's really oppressive You have no right to gallop And again happy in this country we have the right to gallop The country of love in Paris Paris the country of love I'm trying to imagine what the clients do in a restaurant Potias, you should have a thousand Me I can find a thousand Plus you still have the freedom of the person so you have to play between the two
Mehdi, Mehdi, be careful, Messi-Medi. I admit, I saw him passing by a while ago and it got out of my head. And I'm okay with that. It's old. I love it. It's old.
There was a mouse, but it was eaten by the snakes.
Everywhere, I beg you, everywhere. You know, in New York, you're not allowed to smoke. There's a perimeter at the foot of the buildings, there's something like that in New York. I think it's only if it's a pro thing. T'as pas le droit de fumer, genre, à l'entrée d'un bâtiment. Il y a un peu un périmètre.
Donc, t'as le droit de fumer dans la rue, mais quand même, tu dois... Bah, Tokyo, c'est ça aussi. Tokyo, t'as vraiment des endroits... Bon, là, c'est peut-être un peu too much, mais... Tant qu'on interdit de fumer, j'aime bien moins.
Because in addition, there's a psychological thing of, ah, there, I know that I'm really breathing. His breath.
Okay, okay. Really, to land an airplane for a mouse, I'll be a little annoyed.
Like in a period of Covid and all, of illness, you say, there, I'm really breathing. It comes out of his mouth, there.
It still exists, the Gauls? My father doesn't exist anymore, but the Gauls... I don't know, I don't know. It still exists, this thing. No, I don't think so.
I'll do another mourning, damn it.
You grab the little mouse, you put it in a little top-hour, you make holes in the lid. Oh, well then. I don't know. You're not afraid of mice, are you?
Ah f**k, I didn't know But it disgusts me particularly, the clope Because the smokers, a thing, mini Pochias too It's the smokers, they smoke next to you and they do like They blow, in fact the smoke doesn't go in a direction, it comes back in your mouth It's nice on their part, but don't smoke But it pushes me to ask you a question, have you ever tried to smoke, and even smoke drugs ?
Of course, you wouldn't eat that.
I think I see one. Ah yeah ? Ah yeah my friend ?
No, I'm not serene with cats. Besides the fact that I'm allergic, there is a side that I find unpredictable. You know, all of a sudden, you feel that they can stick their claws in your thigh and all that, you know. Medivalid.
The smokers get up, they go on the sidewalk, they smoke their Tic-Toc and they come back. That's what a lot of people do.
Ah yeah? It means that there are a lot. It's being done, I think. I really see people throwing them under my nose. I have a lot of courage to say, hey, it's disgusting.
And the chemical products pollute the phreatic valves. It's really one of the worst things.
The Megos are ugly. Sorry, I love gadgets, if I were a smoker, I know I would have a small cell phone. I don't understand why all smokers don't have that. It's just a small iron box and you put your clubs in it. Adrien, your anecdote about the cell phone.
It can become, because now we're in an era where being politicized, it becomes cool, you see. So if you show me something ecological, it can be cool, you see. But that said... We're not there yet. I agree.
The YouTuber Medivalid. You make videos and react or you hush your head like that.
It was broken very quickly. I think it works a little bit, this thing. It was a thing in the cafes, they did that with the pourboires. Like, you're a team or something, and you had to put a room. Ah, not bad. And people had to drink like that.
Yes, but where I join you. Ah ! They do that because it's tax evasion and it's scams. You see Flo? And that's why he did it.
So it's a bit of scams. No, but I was aware of it. It's true, I was aware of it.
They don't do it out of kindness, because there's that even in supermarkets. Everywhere now, everywhere. It pisses people off sometimes to have money too.
No, but I was really talking about restaurants.
A haircut? So wait, haircut already, we're going to have to... A haircut?
It's the same thing, it's the same thing.
In fact, it's really shaved very short, but with very, very drawn contours. Right angle. And in fact, he was doing it very badly.
In fact, what was funny, is that you really saw... After, they showed the cut in the mirror, and you saw the faces of the guys who saw that they had a horrible face.
No, an American. There was a very good question from the media.
A legend, sorry. I said Molière earlier, I wasn't told. When it's a legend, it's timeless, sorry. But there is a French-speaking personality who adopted this cut a little before her. Agnès Varda, of course.
Apple cut. I made myself an apple cut. Oh, I made myself an apple cut.
It's true, it's true, it's true It's a big yes You're absolutely in the mood Me, not long ago, I was told The Floodcast, I like it because it's It's the big sets with people less horrible And I said, ah, less horrible Not horrible, less But tell us an animal that makes you fat, that doesn't make you feel good
Oh, before I was too ugly, and now... He chained three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row Three in a row It was the silence I was hoping for.
But we come back to that. Why are the mannequins on the bra sites beautiful? Because we project and then we see them do it.
Elle voit les village people. C'est vraiment ça qu'elle voit, je pense.
C'est ça que j'adore dans les village people. Moi, je suis l'Indien. Moi, je suis le cow-boy. Il y a un mec, c'est juste qu'il y a un gars qui est en cuir. Toi, t'es quoi ?
Donc là je te mets qu'un serpent... Ouais mais moi aussi j'adore les animaux, mais des fois il y en a qui me stressent. Les chats, tu vois, il y a un truc où, je sais pas, j'ai vu tellement de vidéos où les chats, genre, ils se frottent à la jambe et tout, et d'un coup, il chope la jambe. Qu'est-ce qu'il en passe par la tête, quoi ?
He was walking around with a stethoscope around his neck. And it would work. He did the pipe.
No, no, but here, recently. No, it's not at your place. No, no, no.
What's funny is that we did everything to get there and it was especially the networks that helped us.
Hospital... Clique du Bois d'Amour.
My mother went to Drancy. Wait. My mother went to Drancy. For the listeners, bof, but for me... She lived there ?
Yes, yes, of course. I have the jersey, I have the jersey. You have the jersey now. I have the jersey. But to answer your question. So, fuck, I have... Wait. Basically, I had seen at one time... There, it's a file that I'm taking out. Oh. I think it was in Dance Machine or Hit Machine What were the parties?
It was Hit Machine No, no, the parties The biggest discotheque No, it was Dance Machine And I saw A group, I'm unable to say But just the guy, his haircut He had little hairpins You see or not? You take the hair and you put a little elastic And it makes a lot of little hairpins It's a guy from Technos, isn't it? No, no, no, you might confuse it with the guy from Prodigy, right? No, not that one.
No, that one was a bit of a shit dance. I forgot the name. I can remember it. Oh fuck, Crazy Cat. The song was Your Crazy Cat or something like that. I saw that and I was like, that's so cool. And I did it at a party. And did it work or not? No, of course not. I wasn't even in those considerations. I don't know, I was young, I was in high school. But I did it and I have a picture of that time.
I could try to find it. Oh, that would be nice.
As much as cowboys as that, it's only ladies of 60 or 70 years old. If I play the bridge with the girls. I dare not believe it. I feel like I did something stupid at the time. I actually have curly hair. At the time, I had curly long hair.
Oh, flies, you're tough, you're tough, you're tough, you're tough. Well, in the summer, I have invasions of fruit flies. I can tell you that... The mosquitoes, the flies, the goats, you told me too.
Je dis vous allez loin de pas payer quand même.
Non mais moi c'est déjà arrivé que je mange un truc, je fais oui bah c'est pas ouf.
In any case, it can give you charisma. Yeah. I see two guys... I see, even when I have a little bit of hair there, and I shave it again, after my head, I go... I'm a little edgy right now.
Say it again That's what he's going to do I assume perfectly I think that between guys, we don't make a lot of compliments That's very true I think it's explained But for example, I'm going to do a shoutout to Patrick Beau Patrick Beau compliments me a lot On my jokes, he says, oh what a champion and all It makes me happy. It's cool to have someone who cheers you up a little.
He tells me, you're the best, you're a champion.
But to tell you that I like compliments anyway. Magnetic, you said.
It's phobia at the same time. I understand. But at the same time, it's a bit justified. You see, people who say I have the phobia of geese, you say, well, yes, but at the same time...
In default, maybe. Ah, so I have. I have notes, I have notes on you all.
I wanted to put my desk in the middle of the room, and I didn't want to have wires everywhere, so I installed sockets on the floor. But you know how to do it technically.
He didn't change his underwear for a year. No, it's not that.
Is it that during a safari in a local bush, he...
What kind of person would you rather be? You want to make a lot of money or rub your dick?
So go ahead. Does it get stuck in the throat? No, it's not that. A sunstroke to the penis? A sunstroke, a sunstroke, I love you? Yeah. No. A thing that already happened to us, not JB because he puts a layer of... Total on the penis.
Not the circumcision. No, because he said that it happened to us in other parts of the body, potentially.
He ate something. So, we're getting close. He did a food poisoning of the dick. Exactly. What? That's exactly the right answer. Wait, what, what, what? Yes, yes, yes. What is this story?
So, no. No. No, but it's not food poisoning. It's an allergy to food.
Absolutely Okay, so... Wait, so his penis was in contact with food D'une certaine manière, de la bouffe. Ah, il mangeait avec ses... Il s'est vomi sur la bite.
Ah, but it's not like the gastric juices that burned his skin?
But yes, there's a guy who died from that, there's a student who died from that. A student wanted to do batch cooking, when you prepare in advance your food for the whole week. He cooked a big pot of rice and let it cool down. He ate it and died. And in fact, it's because there are bacteria that are deposited when you leave the food in the open air.
The contamination inside. I love all the containers, all the bags, boxes and everything, I love it. We're going to do it.
You see, when you said, the prouts are not beautiful kids, maybe compare it to that. Don't throw up on your dick, that's it.
So if you tell me... If you go home and there's a surprise birthday of gnou, you say, no, but guys... I'm terrified.
7 o'clock, yes. 7 o'clock, you do it? Yes. Oh, so you do it, then. I get up early, so to be honest. I got up early at 7 o'clock. The dog wants to go pee at 6 o'clock. Yes, because it's 6 o'clock in the morning. No, no, no. 7 o'clock, it's too early. No, no, no. I wake up and hop là. It's too early. Interesting. Interesting. You're getting us into your pussy conversations.
But usually we're super classy! Usually we're great! We just talked about vomiting on the dick! We're in the middle of something disgusting!
In fact, it was good, it was good.
Cavalry is season 2? Cavalry is season 2.
But it goes a bit wrong, and then it's really shit.
I didn't watch it because I don't have the time.
It was not, I specify, we did not plan this joke. I would say the gnou and then you would say the color.
I've seen it again, maybe it hasn't been long since it's been on Netflix, I don't know, because I've seen a reel of Prison Break. And it's the scene where he shows his tattoos. To explain to people, he deliberately imprisoned himself in the prison where his brother is imprisoned. And he tattooed the plan of the prison on his body to be able to escape.
And basically, he has a kind of tattoo on the whole body. And he shows his brother, look at my plan. And he just sees tattoos and he says, look at them. And then, in over-impression, you have a plan of the prison that is displayed. And... Really, his original tattoo has nothing to do with the thing that is in over-impression. And it didn't mark you when you saw it again?
Because I say to myself, wait, but it was really that at the time?
There's nothing that overlaps. It's not at all what he has on his body. Adrien Ménel, you have a geek game to offer us, I think. Absolutely. Because like you, with the vomit on sex, you expected to have the right guests. I said to myself, Mel Habedia, if I recommend that, she's going to insult me. So I said to myself, it's okay. It's a game called Mars First... Sorry, Mars First Logistics.
Quite a boring name. A video game? A video game, a little indie game. And basically, the principle is that we direct, you know, the rovers, the little vehicles that move on the planets. It's on Mars. And basically, the principle is to build bases on Mars. And we're just... And in fact, we have very simple missions that are... Go get that object and bring it to that place.
Until now, very simple and all. Until now, we're having a good time, we're playing video games, we're all simple, very good. No, and basically, the principle, that's what I like, is that you have at your disposal... Did you play, like Zezdécadra, a game called Robotics at the time or not at all? In fact, all your construction games, I hated that.
Commander and Conquer and all that stuff I felt admiration in your eyes at the beginning and then pure aggression When I said I loved the T-Power I felt the shift It's something I like with Mehdi, we have the middle codes Mehdi, I brought him back on the podcast, he doesn't really have those codes So sometimes we'll get redacted and stuff like that And he'll throw bad stuff like that He'll break the character
The spider fell into the puree. Did you have that before? He was at my place.
It's a nice touch. Robotics was not a video game, it was something like Lego Technics, but healthier.
You're going to love this game. The principle is that you have a lot of modules. and you assemble them as you want on your little rover so that it is the most suitable for the object you have to move. So you have tweezers, you have things like that, and so you have to be a little creative to make your vehicle so that it is the most suitable for the mission of transport, of objects and all.
So sometimes it's an ultra simple thing like a wooden box, but then you have like three fruits, so you have to apprehend the thing a little differently and all. And the more you move forward, the more you unlock new modules and all. It's a management game. Not at all, unfortunately.
No, it's a game of... I don't know how to say it, of making... But I like your game because I'm very fascinated by what's going on on Mars with the rovers, etc.
It's in 3D It's in 3D and you control...
And a second one, it's not new but I just learned that finally on the iPhone, on the App Store, they allowed emulators. So we can replay. It's always a hassle when it comes to managability.
Could you try to convince me after the show? I could, I could. But if you buy a small bluetooth coin that you put in your bag and you... You do that yourself? Yeah, maybe I do. No, but for example, the big pleasure I have is that I love Mario Golf on Game Boy. And it's not a game that requires dexterity or reflexes and all, it's really... It's really posed and stuff.
And so I make Mario Golf and I enjoy it.
For now, no need to be proud. I'm sorry.
Or buy a device just to play Mario, knowing that my poor I had emulators like that You have a kind of emulator in story, a kind of PS3 You play your current PC games with that, that's great, but you can actually put emulators on it But now there's a whole race on who will be the best emulator I've ever seen. But I don't play retro games enough. It doesn't interest him. I had my period.
I don't even remember what it was called. GP2X, that's it. When you were young, what did you play?
I had the NES, the Super NES, the Mega Drive, I had the Nintendo 64. A rich kid. I stole my Nintendo 64. I would have liked to put your dad at school. To use the technical term, I fell asleep.
You borrowed the console? Yes. What an error. It's terrible. Because if I tell you Nintendo 64, you tell me...
It was released in 97, right? I think I was in 3rd grade. In high school?
I used to love that game. We used to play 4-on-4, we used to play 4-on-4 to separate.
He loves to take a gun and shoot everyone. Exactly.
It's fun. Oh come on, stop it. I saw streamers playing it and I thought it looked good.
Yes, but in a game, suddenly... In a game, it's a bit boring. It's maybe not the right movie to play. If you play a simulator of Jeanne Calment, for example, maybe it's not a great game.
Tu peux calmer cette obsession un petit peu ? Pardon, j'essaye. Nous mangeons de la semoule.
Just, I want to come back because I didn't finish. Morocco, earlier, it was just the emulator. There's one called Retroarch. R-E-T-R-O-A-R-C-H. I love the transition. You told me about your shitty consoles, there.
For GoGo RetroArch And you have everything Obviously You have to download the ROMs That you have legally No it's illegal the ROMs No the video games Of course It was a joke that I was making Obviously everyone downloads them illegally You're right He got me on his magnetism I look at him and he looks like Stomibugsy
On écoute la Zoubida. Et l'écouteur, Mokhtar l'avait volé. Au loin, Bouclier Massaille.
I watch the video and it's DiCaprio. I'm like, damn. I see the counter-chance, it's a disgusting guy. It was funny. I could find it again. It was good, that one. No, and in fact, you say, we find you things. It could be a guy 30% more handsome than you or 30% more ugly than you. We always know the ugly guys that we see. So there, semi-bugsy, I take it. No, but never, never the handsome guys.
Stomy Stomy Stomy Stomy Stomy Stomy
You, we can say Harper in Stranger Things, right?
No, and in fact, one day, we said to ourselves, why not make a podcast where we just shit on things we don't like.
I have a twelfth, I have twelve, but they're not... I want to come with a banger.
He loves that, he loved that. I liked it.
And an expertise too, I find. But sometimes it's technical.
Oh, by the way, yes, I was filming. No, but I was filming. I eat peanut butter, I love that. I ate some this morning, even. Peanut butter, jam.
C'est le 2 ou le 3 ? C'est le 2 ou le 3 ? C'est le 2 ! C'est le 2 novembre ! Ça va être vite là, c'est dans un mois pile C'est vrai, c'est vrai Et voilà, et puis après ça va reprendre Alors pas tout de suite d'ailleurs, il y a des gens qui m'ont posé la question On va faire le dernier épisode Et après il va y avoir quand même une... A good break! A good break, a priori, before we resume.
It's writing, it's creating universes, dances and all, so it takes time.
Yes, but the characters, it goes pretty fast. Okay. Are you a character? Well, of course I have a character. What, a goblin, something like that? No, I'm a fire genasi. What's a genasi? Genasi are characters based on elements. So you can be a genasi of air, genasi of water, genasi of fire... Don't interrupt me after telling me everything!
So it was fun for me. Me too, it's the anecdote where I met a guy with a Floodcast sweat, so I do a little head movement for him. And the guy didn't calculate it for me.
That said, I posted it on story, and then the guy answered me, he said, fuck, it was me, but I just put too much time to react. I mean, he knows me, but just... So it was less funny. No, no, no, he doesn't know me at all.
He has all the articles in his head. Transavia Airlines, okay, it's good. In the database, I have it.
You were less than I call it often.
Refused to stop. Can you stop farting? No. So there, my friend.
Yes, that's true. We can note it. But wait, yes, that means... But how did he know it was him? That's what I don't understand.
That said, he looked like he had a certain dizziness.
Excuse me, did you fart? Yes. Yes. Can you stop?
Shit, even swimming pool, it disgusts me. At the limit, to kill a little time.
But tell me, you who... I'm trying to analyze why he farted the guy.
Ouais, mais les deux autres, ils ont pas pété, donc... Ils ont peut-être pas mangé la même chose.
No, I don't know, but... Did we talk about it? Yes, I think we talked about it the last time, but it doesn't matter. There's a documentary series called The Jinx. I don't know if you've seen it. Ah yes, I've seen it, it's incredible. And I've seen a lot of true crime stuff. And it's really the only one where I had a bubble in my stomach of like, damn, the guy is freezing terrifying.
Thank you for your sincere answer. And there's a season 2, I learned from the Jets. An American, is that an American?
Je disais que l'alcool, c'est de l'eau, mais c'est pas beau gosse.
I wonder if my brother didn't make a video about it. No, it's true, it's true. It's like spontaneous combustion, it's ridiculous.
We may have short-term, some little pain, and people understand that. But long-term, the United States has been ripped off by virtually every country in the world. We have deficits with almost every country. Not every country, but almost.