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Where they give you a hot rock and you put your little strips of beef on there and you flip it over. Isn't it exciting that you're cooking for yourself? And yet it's super expensive.

No, they don't. You made that part up. But it is funny that it's exotic to cook your own food.

No, they don't. You made that part up. But it is funny that it's exotic to cook your own food.

No, they don't. You made that part up. But it is funny that it's exotic to cook your own food.

Korean barbecue's fun, though. Yeah, I like Korean barbecue. Yeah, that's fun. But you know what you're getting into when you get there. It's not one dish that you have to cook for yourself. It's the whole experience. That's fine. Yeah. I know what I'm getting into. But if I go to a restaurant and you give me a hot rock and like, here's your meat. That's the hot rock. Cook it on the rock.

Korean barbecue's fun, though. Yeah, I like Korean barbecue. Yeah, that's fun. But you know what you're getting into when you get there. It's not one dish that you have to cook for yourself. It's the whole experience. That's fine. Yeah. I know what I'm getting into. But if I go to a restaurant and you give me a hot rock and like, here's your meat. That's the hot rock. Cook it on the rock.

Korean barbecue's fun, though. Yeah, I like Korean barbecue. Yeah, that's fun. But you know what you're getting into when you get there. It's not one dish that you have to cook for yourself. It's the whole experience. That's fine. Yeah. I know what I'm getting into. But if I go to a restaurant and you give me a hot rock and like, here's your meat. That's the hot rock. Cook it on the rock.

What the fuck are we doing here? But people love it. Like, I'm kicking myself.

What the fuck are we doing here? But people love it. Like, I'm kicking myself.

What the fuck are we doing here? But people love it. Like, I'm kicking myself.

Well, that's Brazilian steakhouses. That's the sneaky move they have is all you can eat. Everything's all you can eat, but the salad bar is too. So before you eat, you go to the salad bar and you're eating fucking art show cards and cheese and this. And then they come by with as much meat as you possibly can eat. And then you have a card. You flip it.

Well, that's Brazilian steakhouses. That's the sneaky move they have is all you can eat. Everything's all you can eat, but the salad bar is too. So before you eat, you go to the salad bar and you're eating fucking art show cards and cheese and this. And then they come by with as much meat as you possibly can eat. And then you have a card. You flip it.

Well, that's Brazilian steakhouses. That's the sneaky move they have is all you can eat. Everything's all you can eat, but the salad bar is too. So before you eat, you go to the salad bar and you're eating fucking art show cards and cheese and this. And then they come by with as much meat as you possibly can eat. And then you have a card. You flip it.

If it's green on top, they keep coming by with different meat. And when it's red, you tap out.

If it's green on top, they keep coming by with different meat. And when it's red, you tap out.

If it's green on top, they keep coming by with different meat. And when it's red, you tap out.

Because you just start eating. You don't have to wait for the food. The worst is when you're really hungry and you're in a slow restaurant. You're like, oh, my God, this is killing me.

Because you just start eating. You don't have to wait for the food. The worst is when you're really hungry and you're in a slow restaurant. You're like, oh, my God, this is killing me.

Because you just start eating. You don't have to wait for the food. The worst is when you're really hungry and you're in a slow restaurant. You're like, oh, my God, this is killing me.

But if you go to a place like Fogo de Chao, that food's coming right at you.