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But there's a monkey thing that happens, right? Like a primate thing, which is that, We are aware of status at all times. And that is the pinnacle of status. Like that building is the most status laden piece of real estate in America.

But there's a monkey thing that happens, right? Like a primate thing, which is that, We are aware of status at all times. And that is the pinnacle of status. Like that building is the most status laden piece of real estate in America.

But there's a monkey thing that happens, right? Like a primate thing, which is that, We are aware of status at all times. And that is the pinnacle of status. Like that building is the most status laden piece of real estate in America.

Sure. Some of the finest people to ever live have passed through there.

Sure. Some of the finest people to ever live have passed through there.

Sure. Some of the finest people to ever live have passed through there.

Yeah. But I'm always looking at it from the outside. Here's what I, the cynical side of my brain is always like this. I, all growing up, I looked at Playboy. I love my grandpa's Playboys. I hid them in my luggage. My mom would find them. She never shamed me. Thank God. Playboy Mansion was it. That's Shangri-La. And I desperately wanted to be there. I got invited at some point.

Yeah. But I'm always looking at it from the outside. Here's what I, the cynical side of my brain is always like this. I, all growing up, I looked at Playboy. I love my grandpa's Playboys. I hid them in my luggage. My mom would find them. She never shamed me. Thank God. Playboy Mansion was it. That's Shangri-La. And I desperately wanted to be there. I got invited at some point.

Yeah. But I'm always looking at it from the outside. Here's what I, the cynical side of my brain is always like this. I, all growing up, I looked at Playboy. I love my grandpa's Playboys. I hid them in my luggage. My mom would find them. She never shamed me. Thank God. Playboy Mansion was it. That's Shangri-La. And I desperately wanted to be there. I got invited at some point.

And as I was pulling up in my locker, wow, look at this place. It's amazing. The yard's incredible. And then I was walking up and I was like, I don't think that that doorknob seems to be broken. And then I went inside and I was like, oh, these phones are from 79 and they don't work and no one's washed them. And oh, and half the switches don't work.

And as I was pulling up in my locker, wow, look at this place. It's amazing. The yard's incredible. And then I was walking up and I was like, I don't think that that doorknob seems to be broken. And then I went inside and I was like, oh, these phones are from 79 and they don't work and no one's washed them. And oh, and half the switches don't work.

And as I was pulling up in my locker, wow, look at this place. It's amazing. The yard's incredible. And then I was walking up and I was like, I don't think that that doorknob seems to be broken. And then I went inside and I was like, oh, these phones are from 79 and they don't work and no one's washed them. And oh, and half the switches don't work.

You know, it was this big, like shattering of my illusion. Like the place was just in general disrepair and it was kind of grody in there. And I was like, oh, Damn it. And so the cynical part of my brain is like, if I get in the White House, I'm going to start noticing like, oh, they're not really. But I'm relieved to hear that. No, it is a bit of an Eden.

You know, it was this big, like shattering of my illusion. Like the place was just in general disrepair and it was kind of grody in there. And I was like, oh, Damn it. And so the cynical part of my brain is like, if I get in the White House, I'm going to start noticing like, oh, they're not really. But I'm relieved to hear that. No, it is a bit of an Eden.

You know, it was this big, like shattering of my illusion. Like the place was just in general disrepair and it was kind of grody in there. And I was like, oh, Damn it. And so the cynical part of my brain is like, if I get in the White House, I'm going to start noticing like, oh, they're not really. But I'm relieved to hear that. No, it is a bit of an Eden.

I mean, even if it smells like eucalyptus, I can promise you that the mansion did not smell like eucalyptus.

I mean, even if it smells like eucalyptus, I can promise you that the mansion did not smell like eucalyptus.

I mean, even if it smells like eucalyptus, I can promise you that the mansion did not smell like eucalyptus.

No, it smelled like just despair, if I can say.

No, it smelled like just despair, if I can say.