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Afroman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
45 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

So here I am.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I'm getting like two and three comments on Instagram.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I'm doing all right, but, you know, I'm bored.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

When they kicked the door in,

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Money kicked down the door.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Material kicked down the door.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I didn't have nothing to write about.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

You know, like, I'm okay.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I'm rich.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I can't be rapping about how I'm in the ghetto no more.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

You know what I'm saying?

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

But when they kicked down the door, they gave me

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

relevant, interesting material.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

What they did, searching your house, gave you the right to do everything you- Under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech, after they run around my house with guns and kick down my door, I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Yes, I do.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

And I think I'm a sport for doing so.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Because I don't go to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then try to play the victim and sue them.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Just like she knew I was upset when she was standing in front of my kids with an AR-15 with her hand around the trigger ready to shoot me.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Just like she knew I was upset when she cut my cameras, but I'm not a person, she is.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

So I'm sorry for being a victim.