Akash Singh
Appearances
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Did you really? Well, you put that clip up and all of a sudden all the comments were like, look at this scumbag.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
I'm bottom five. But that's not how it works. You kind of have to average them out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
When he took it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
They're just cowards. They can't end it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Right, right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
No, it's a bit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Like a filthy slut anymore. Like I'm also a mom, but I'm also a filthy slut. Yeah, I'm both.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
I see why that person cheated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
The old, the old.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
What about somebody's second wife?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Oh, second wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
She needs half. So how much do we owe grandma? She needs half. Okay, so the math on this gets a little fuzzy. They all need half. So the reality is. Everybody. Everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
What do you want from me?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
That's our job.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
And these fucking people are getting in a car and driving home together. Like this is not the same thing as a divorce.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
He's the nicest guy. Are you kidding me?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
100.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
100.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
He should take the deal. He's like, it's unfalsifiable. I tried to hit him back with the voicemail. Yeah, just hit him right back with it. Just say he's like, if you can't disprove what God said to him, he can't disprove what God said to you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Thank you so much. Awesome.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No. No, Black Effect. He was doing Black Effect. He was doing a pod with Charlamagne. It was one of their first podcasts. Oh, really? Yep. Oh, that's wild.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Also, when you're on the sidelines and it's just like the most diesel testosterone induced dudes ever and there's one girl that's there. Oh, yeah. And she got the Sarah Palin glasses on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
that's true yeah you might have to nail it she's also a freak wait oh by all intents and purposes i mean the things that she was saying you should never say to another man besides your husband was nuts barely even say i'd hate for my girl say that shit to me but what the hell you're a mother why are you saying this don't don't do that talk different to your to your girl now
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I was never into something too freaky because I was like, ah, this feels... But now that you have a kid, do you guys... Like, when you guys are doing dirty talk, when you're like... What dirty talk? No, but when you're like, there's nothing happening.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I couldn't get the rights to the movies. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we reached out and there was like a whole... What kind of special is this? Do me a favor. Don't watch the special. It's not for people like you. What the fuck does that mean, people like me? Yeah, people like you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Dead ass. No, I can't pay for that. Look it up right now. They got inside seats and outside seats. And they got hang on seats. That's corruption. They can't charge for the top.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Right? Like, don't you want to go wherever the fuck that's going? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that doesn't seem like I'm going to work, right? That seems like a trip to a place. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
The audacity. You think that's where they got the idea? Yeah. They're like, yo, people like being on the top. Yeah. Damn, they really take everything from y'all. Yeah, it's crazy. They really did. Yeah, it's fucked up. Fucked up, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And that was our fault. We didn't have coverage of him. There's like certain things that you want to have coverage of everything. The cover just means like you want to film every single angle of it. Yeah. And that's something I realized about Curb Your Enthusiasm that is so smart is that every scene they shoot, I'm pretty sure they... What's that? I think they do triple coverage. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So they'll do like a wide shot and then two side shots. Yeah. And then the problem with it, there's not really a problem, but like... The scenes, like if you're like a fucking cinematographer, like they look kind of like flat or whatever. There's not these like beautiful moves. But the reality is what we care the most about is the interaction.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And there's no way, like on a traditional sitcom, it's usually set up punch. But in Curb, it's argument. And the only way you could get them going is if you have them both covered and then just riffing. And one of the cool things about Curb is you could see them break a little. Yeah, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So how much do you think, like, going into... Let's say you're going into Curb, and you're not like a newbie. You have a relationship with them. How much... are you keeping in the tuck to surprise them for real? And how much are you going over beforehand? Like, this would be a funny thing to say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And then they just try to... But if you got a banger, you save it for that second run-through. Yeah. Like, what some people do is, like, they wait until they get their coverage. Yeah. So, like... If you're not on camera, you're kind of going through the motions in a second. You get it. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I didn't know that that's what people do. So like when you're super low on the call sheet, like when nobody gives a fuck, like every role I've ever had.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm not even on camera and I'm like giving it my best. And I'll have lines of like, oh, I got that shit. That was fire. And then it will come back to my coverage and then all the actors leave. You're just there with the stand-ins. Like, I just used my hot shit. I can't run this back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You brought me to Stockholm for this fucking rap? You're going to fuck her to embarrass me?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, yeah, it was first, like, before he agreed, I was like, you know, all you gotta do is you just gotta be there, and what the fuck was it? I was like, yeah, I got a special. I actually forgot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. All right. So the original one was we were going to compete, right? And I show mine. And then he goes, oh, you want to play this game with me? I'll play it. Let's fucking, you want to play this game? Let's play this game. And then he goes, and it's all of his greatest films, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And then the last scene is behind the candelabra, the one where he plays Michael Douglas's boyfriend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's, like, hooking up with Michael Douglas. And I'm like, did you mean to keep that last one in? And he's like, yeah, it's some of my best work. And I was like, yeah, this, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I like him even more now that I know that he's a man of culture.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
If the middle toe is longer, you're an orangutan. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What's the grossest shit you used to do during a hookup?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Bro, I used to share some saliva generously.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, just a little hawk to it. And then I remember I did that once, like, and it was, like, passionate part of the moment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You had fucking poppy seeds and shit?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Nah, I used to be nasty, bro. No, but girls are, they get nasty too. I remember that one girl that would eat my butt a little bit. And then I started like really cleaning it. And then one time she didn't. And I was like, and I prepared it. Yeah. And now I'm looking foolish.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
There was like 1% toilet paper in my ass. I haven't had it that way since I was like 13 years old. Brand new underwear. How far did you go? I went, I was like, hold on a second. I went to the bathroom. soap and water. Like, God, it's so... Like, if I could have eaten it, I wouldn't have eaten it. It was so clean. It was unbelievably clean. Alright, guys, let's take a break for a second.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
It's time to get your money up. And not for now. Okay? For the future. You want to find a way to get your money up now? You got to go somewhere else. That's not what I'm talking about right now. And that's not what Acorns is about. Acorns is a financial wellness app that helps you use the magic of compound interest to take control of your money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
They have simple tools that make it easy to start saving and investing for your future. Okay, you don't have to be an expert. But remember, this is about investing. I think that we've been manipulated and tricked.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So the benefit of many different companies out there to think that gambling is investing, just picking random stocks and hoping they're going to skyrocket up and getting out quickly, that is not investing. That is gambling. Investing is putting your money, parking it, and letting compound interest take place, okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What that money is, that same amount, one year is going to be so much more than you could ever imagine 20 years later, and that's going to set you up for financial security and That's the goal with Acorns, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Personalized. And that's what they're about. That's what they want to do, right? They're not charging you per transaction. Okay? If they wanted to do that, they'd be like all these other, which are actually gambling sites, not investment sites, that are making money per thing. That's not what they're doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What they're trying to do is set you up for financial security or allow you to do that for yourself. Okay? You want to do that for your kids. You can even do that for your parents. Okay? Okay. You also don't need to be rich to do this. Acorns lets you get started with the spare money you've got right now, even if you've got spare change. That's it. You could round up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I get down here, but the top is off. That's crazy. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
The asshole's not crazy to me. That's the crazy part to me. This is the part that's crazy. Why? It's all crazy to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's what I'm saying. It depends what you got going on. It's not for the finger. You know. What do you think it's for? Nah, y'all are acting crazy right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. If you already saw that, thank you very much for watching it. Again, I appreciate you. Special's out March 4th on Netflix. That's Tuesday, March 4th. So next Tuesday. Damn, already a week away. Hell yeah. Yeah, shout out Matt Damon, bro. What was that like? Your neighbor. He's just a legend.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You're like underneath yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gooch and everything. Yeah. You open up your cheeks to shave down there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I feel like that's more homosexual. How?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
There's a funny take that we did not use and I was like bullying Dove into doing it. But you know the line where he gets up and he goes, Andrew Schultz has a special where his balls are made out of oatmeal. So in the skit, Dove looks at the oatmeal and then he just puts it down. I go, yeah, you know, it'd be even funnier. Andrew Schultz has a comedy special about how his balls are full of oatmeal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
i was like do i need to start searching you know because the way you said it i was like you're gonna help what the fuck i would do well i could marry her i'm not married you already got one immigrant damn yeah i thought about that today i was talking to my like also they got to be scared like our cleaning ladies because they're seeing trump on an episode and they're like
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You know, like, it's not like that doesn't pop up on one of their feeds. Like, they're just on TikTok or Instagram or some shit. And then they see us all sitting down with the guy who's going to kick them out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You don't think the illegal immigrants feed are full of the guy who's going to kick them out?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, no, come on. No, I wouldn't. Yours is a snitch like the fuck. Clean the crumbs, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, she must have. She must have.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Bro, because I was asking her today. I was like, do you have kids? And she's like, yeah, I have four. And I was like, oh, word. And I was like, how old are they? And she's like, the youngest is four. And then one is eight. And then two are already in college. And I was like, oh, shit. Wow. And then she was like, two were born in Mexico. And then she was like, and two are born here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And I wasn't interrogating her, but in that moment I felt like she could think that that was a possibility. And then I did that fucking classic white thing where I was trying to relate. I don't know why I did this. This is so fucking brutally embarrassing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
My bad, dude. I didn't know Kazakhs looked Asian. Yeah. Kind of, yeah. I think the Koreans got over there somehow, man. Deadass. Really? The Koreans? Yeah, them Koreans. I thought they were Borat. Yeah, I think Koreans got over there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Look that up. Huh? Let me find out. Because there's a bunch of those Koreans in... They look like Middle Eastern-Asian mix.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I mean, that's probably that Silk Road shit, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that guy Bivol, the guy who fought this past weekend, who was a phenomenal fight, Bitter Bia versus Bivol. Like, if you want to see highest-level boxing, watch that. Yeah. One and two. Two was this past weekend. Bivol won. But he's half-Korean. So I think Koreans made their way into the USSR somehow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Guys, guys. That's a valid point, actually. That's a good counterpoint. How the fuck? You don't think we had a couple mistakes with the Japanese internment camps? You don't think there was a Chinatown in some of those internment camps?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
It's like he's George Clooney. Like he is locked in. He's coming up to me. He goes, so what do you think my motivation is? Am I nervous? Am I anxious?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm team Delta.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You know, every one of the pilots that have crashed is... Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
If you could guess, what would it be?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No. Close.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
The actor is actually such a good actor. He's really good. It's annoying. But you also, now it's also, I don't understand. It's like you're acting at peace with fucking the march. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's, so he's coming. It's like, what do you think it is? And I was like, yeah, I think that, you know, you're eating oatmeal and somebody says, your balls are mad. So you're grossed out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, it's a female pilot. I don't want to make a big deal about it because people have died and lost their lives.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think she thought she saw an insect of some sort and then hit a fucking hard left and that shit just barrel rolled. That's what I think happened. I think it's hard for them to control their emotions in those moments. And she freaked out. That's my personal opinion.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. You're also not looking for upgrades anyway, right? Like, you're buying yourself a, you know, first class ticket or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
By that chick, I'm all right with it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. What are you two up to today? Oh, Jesus. We are celebrating. My new special's coming out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Now fucking Steve Smith Sr. is the flight attendant that we might have to ask. All right, now what's the deal, guys? We had a lot of conversation on the internet about Doge. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? Seems like some people are pretty upset about this Doge.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And he goes, okay, so I would look up, right? I'm like, well, I don't know. If Matt Damon was at a diner and you were eating and he started giving a speech, would you look up? He goes, yes, I probably would. We did more takes on Dove eating that oatmeal than me and Matt doing the entire thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
If we got the piece, you could play the first 30 seconds.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. All right. So go, what does he say?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. We can stop giving, what was it like hedge fund? No, no. It was the gas companies like $3 billion in subsidies when they're already profitable by trillions of dollars. You know, doing the thing that John always does, which is like pointing out the most awesome things. Yeah. And yeah, he's just, he's just brilliant at it. So, so here's the frustration.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
with Doge, and we were having this talk about it on Idiots, too, is... And it's a real bummer that this becomes such, like, a bipartisan conversation because... Or, no, a partisan conversation because there is bipartisan support for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Like, I feel like every single American is like, yo, there's probably some government inefficiency. No one really trusts the government that much anymore, right? They either don't trust the Republicans, they don't trust the Democrats, or they don't trust the institutions as a whole, right? So... This is the time in history to go get some of the bloat out of government, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Because we all seem to support it. Even Bernie Sanders is like, yo, I don't agree with Trump on everything, but I do agree we should look into that Pentagon budget. Why have they never been audited? Like, there is support here. And because of the way that they're maybe going about it, right? They're kind of, I don't even know if this has happened historically.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Charlemagne was pointing out that like Clinton did it, but he did it through government. But because this guy who's this very polarizing figure, Elon, is coming in and he's just seemingly hacking away at these different industries that are connected to government. Some people feel like without any real justification, right?
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Like, I guess maybe they don't understand why he feels so confident that he can cut these jobs. Yeah. Is that is that the concern? Yeah. Hired a lot back. And then some of them are hired back, which I think should happen. Yeah, I think that's fine. But I guess the tricky thing right here, I'm curious, you guys take on this. Is it like there's all the support?
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And because Elon is so polarizing, I actually think it's going to be harder to execute something that Americans as a whole do want. So this is one of those things where like being antagonistic and polarizing, like being what Elon is, is actually hurting a very bipartisan supported effort, which is to clean up government.
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And I wonder if he can look at this and learn and go, oh shit, I'm actually doing something that people want to do, that people want in a way. that is going to make it harder? Or do you think he just looks at it as a CEO and goes, I'm cutting and I don't give a fuck what you're doing. And that's just going to piss people off.
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But government's not a company.
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I got this message from Jason yesterday at 11.03pm. Guys, I don't recommend sending a doge email to your wife to provide five bullet points of what they accomplished last night.
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No, I can't do it. Mine's going to come back with like a list of 20. Mine's going to come back with like a list of 20 and she's going to be like, word. I already told my wife what Jason texted the group. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
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I wonder if that's even, I wonder if that's a real piece of change that he's trying to implement or that's just an antagonistic measure to rile up the base.
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Right, right.
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My question about it is like, what does it do? It just puts them in a position where they're going to have to potentially lie. I just don't know if it's effective. Nobody's going to answer that email. I've done nothing. You should probably fire me next. They're going to find bullshit that they did, so we don't actually get to clean anything up.
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And now you've got people bickering online over something we actually agree on.
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Yo, I wonder if they went about this a little different. Like, instead of doing it on a person-to-person basis, which these emails are, right? Because that's when I start to have empathy for someone who's about to lose their job and now say they provide for their family, right? And now I'm less supportive of these cutting measures that Doge is doing.
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But rather analyze the different—I don't know what you would even call them. Like, what would you call, like, it's not a business— Department? Department, yeah. Analyze these departments for inefficiency as a whole. Prove transparently to the American people that there is inefficiency there.
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Like, I thought the most effective thing they did, and I don't even know if it's true, is showed all the dead people that are still getting Social Security. I don't even know if that's a real thing.
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But if you could actually show proof that dead people were getting Social Security, like people who've been dead 200 years still getting Social Security, you have unanimous support from Americans who are like, all right, well, cut that guy's Social Security. He's been dead 200 years. So start at the department.
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Show the inefficiency and then you could pass it off to the senators or whoever you want to pass some sort of legislation to cut parts of that department. But when you go person to person and judging off the email, they said, now I start to feel like, well, shit, I had a lazy week last week, but two weeks ago I was working overtime every single night. You didn't email me then.
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No, but shout out Matt Damon, man. Shout out Matt Damon. Absolute legend. Absolutely. I'm incredible. I literally hit him up. I should like see the text. Like I'm basically asking him to say no in the text. Yeah. And like I probably rewrote that text 40 different times. Of course. Right? Because I don't want to be too presumptuous. I can't assume you would say yes to doing this.
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These guys are insanely competitive, so obviously he's going to go for it. Do you think that the Lakers support it? Do you think the Lakers are going to feed him all night?
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Is it in L.A. or Dallas?
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And I know you have a million different things. Legend.
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Yeah.
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Whatever you want, you do it over there at steak and make sure you use flagrant for that welcome bonus. Let's get back to the show.
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So maybe what they're doing is maybe the thought behind it is, hey, these people aren't even officially hired. And if we know that these departments have a lot of bloat, why would we fire the people that have been working there for decades? And that's what they've committed their life to. Why don't we lay off the people? I think that's what you start with.
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That's a good point because this is not like a one-time fix. You're going to have to do this every single fucking year until the end of the country. And unfortunately, we probably are at a point where we're so bloated that we're going to need some pretty drastic cuts.
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I wonder if that has to do with the reward matrix. Like with cops, I think in the city there's a quota to the amount of tickets they have to give out. So you could go and find the really egregious things and go give them a ticket. Or you could wait in like a dark side street of a place where you know guys do like drag racing a lot. Yeah.
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Actually, if you want to know, it's about my wife and I trying to make a baby.
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And then clip them every Friday night when they're drag racing. Yeah. Like, I wonder if you just gravitate towards the easiest things, which is the risk-averse situation. But when it's the FBI, the thing that's going to probably help the country the most is when you're going at the most dangerous.
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So now you're clipping this low-level bullshit that isn't really helping the everyday person just so you can meet your quota. So maybe you need to restructure the reward.
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Yeah.
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So, but no, I hit him up and I was like, dude, please say no to this. You have way too many things to do to be busy about this. But I got a funny idea for a promo for the special. If you're down, you let me know. And he was like, he's like, yeah, can we do it like between eight and three? That's when the kids are at school. And I was like, yeah. He goes, what day is good for you? I go.
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And if you were going to change it, you would have already done it.
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I get what he's saying. There is risk to the overfiring, especially in certain sectors.
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Also, you could hire them back. It's not like they're going to work for the nuke place down the block. Yeah, but they're the nuke guys.
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If I'm any of our ops... i'm trying to get a spy into doge and i'm trying to get them to push cuts in certain sectors that would be advantageous for me as the opposition so i want them to cut defense spending yeah i want them to cut uh, any sort of like security apparatus, maybe it's a nuclear program.
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I would want them to cut development programs in AI or these other technological things that are really going to put America ahead of every other country in the world. Now, I'm sure there are certain measures that are, you know, put in place to like stop that from happening, but that's kind of how I'm thinking about this is like a once in a lifetime opportunity if you're another country.
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And half of these idiots don't even, no, I bet 99% of these idiots don't even realize they're being manipulated. They actually think they're fighting a good fight. They're like, this guy's on point. He's got all the real research. I'm going to go and do my YouTube or my Googling to find out why this is all justified. And you can find justification for anything.
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I mean, them motherfuckers believe the earth is flat. So they are out there thinking they're doing the Lord's work when they're doing Putin's.
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what day is good for you yeah exactly like before this i hadn't really thought it was gonna happen yeah so i had a loose idea yeah and the second he did it became even more anxiety yeah yeah yeah now i gotta write something funny yeah so i wrote this thing with a couple guys mark was definitely helping out joey avery's held it out nesson and then my my immediately i was like i cannot fuck this up so i hit up neil neil brennan and neil was neil's fucking awesome yeah he's
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There's a guy, I forget his name, but he was bragging about how he was like one of the most viewed people on Twitter, right? And a lot of his shit is just like the Jews do this, the Jews do that, right? And they probably do, but... But that's what his Twitter is. And he was talking about it. He was like, yeah, I was one of the most viewed on Twitter.
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And I wonder if he even realized that those views might be amplified by our opposition. They want that unrest in America.
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This is perfect. And he's out there going, no, the people really understand what I'm saying. They really care about what I'm saying. It's like, no, Russia does. China does. They don't even give a fuck about the Jews or not. It could be anybody. It could be Black Lives Matter. I'm sure that they were pumping the exact same people that were shitting all over Black Lives Matter.
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Probably. Over there. But they start to restrict their internet for that reason. We act like they restrict the internet in these other countries because they want to control the ideology within the country. You can control the ideology within your country very easily. Yeah. You can't control it from the outside.
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I bet there's way more restriction in other countries simply because they got to worry about their ops. And we are probably the best at it.
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So then that's the education process.
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You think Dan Bilzerian knows this? Do you think he knows he's been tricked into doing this? Bro. Why has he become such like the Jews do everything bad? This pivot for him, he was just partying, getting pussy, shooting machine guns, and now all of a sudden he's like the Jews are to blame for everything. Because it's hot right now. You get crazy views on it.
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But does he not get views off the pussy anymore? Like, has culture moved away from it and now he had to find another grift?
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It's interesting to see these guys pivot. And they all have pivoted in the same direction. Like, all the Manosphere guys are now the Jews of the problem of the world. Not all. But you've seen a lot of them gravitate into that space. Now they're, like, political experts.
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But it's like, to see the exact groups pivot the message exactly, do you think they know that they're being tricked and manipulated?
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Is it like, oh, this is hot on the internet.
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Plastic bag in the wind. I'm just going to rile shit up.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. I agree. They don't realize it. But I think what Akash is saying, I thought what you were saying is they're just going towards the views. The views are in this direction. They're just following it. Yeah, that's what I think. And they have no clue they could be manipulated by a foreign government.
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I can't believe you fucking said that, dude. Fuck that, dude. I don't believe in DEI. Yeah, yeah. Dude, white supremacy is such DEI. Why don't we ever have that conversation? Yeah. Like, these white guys are like, I believe in meritocracy, except, oh, white people should control everything, and we've got to stop letting everybody else control us.
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Neil was awesome. So Neil was really helpful. And then he was like, hey, I got to go film The Odyssey Friday. Do you think we could do Thursday? Wow. I was like, oh, you're going to go film Christopher Nolan's movie?
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How do the Jews control the world they can't even control Jew land?
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This needs to be a white country. Make it white. Make some babies, pussy. Do you know what I mean? Go to the IVF doctor like your boy. If you can't get it done, Elon's out here trying to keep it white. He got 13 motherfucking babies. He's doing his part.
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But there is something to that. The white supremacy shit being DEI. Because if you think you're the best, go be the best. Yeah. Like, don't cry about it. Just do it. Like, white people colonized the entire world. During that time, they weren't like, oh, we need to be the bad one. We're the master. They were just doing it. They were just like, look, the sun doesn't set on the British Empire.
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We don't got to tell you anything. Go back to that. Build a ship. Build a ship. Get a long boat. Colonize somebody.
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But those people smell.
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He's like, I'll fucking do it. That's what Neil found. Neil was like, listen, if you tell a guy from Boston what to do, he will, or not to do something, he will do it just because that's the energy. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. And, but yeah, he said he was down to it. And I got to give him credit for a lot of the funny too, because when we were riffing in the trailer, which was a surreal moment.
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I think what he did is I think he did it. I think he just wants attention. Like I think Bannon's on the outs. He's just trying to get attention. He's trying to rally people. This is what he's been good at, but now he's no longer on the inside. So he's just trying to like get shit going and cook stuff up.
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And the only way he knows how to do it is to be super antagonistic and he can tap into that core.
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Right.
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I don't want...
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Miles, tell us about your people. Go.
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Yeah. To be riffing a scene. Are you nervous in that moment? Yeah, I wasn't nervous, but I had like an adrenaline dump afterwards. Like afterwards, I just want to go to sleep. Yeah.
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And you take away from the actual criticism. Like, you should be able to criticize Israel like every other fucking country in the world. Yeah. Like, we criticize Canada left and right. We can't criticize Israel? Yeah. Like, literally all of us called Justin Trudeau a cuck.
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every single day for like three years straight yeah we can't talk about fucking bb netanyahu of course we can sometimes jewish people tie it in if you criticize israel then it's like oh that's which is unfair which is unfair but when you throw a fucking nazi salute up now it gives them credence to thinking that it's anti-semitism they have their ammo to go look at that if you guys don't do that if you're just if you're just like yo that guy who runs a country is a piece of shit yeah or calls gay like we did justin trudeau that's really effective nobody's tried that with him
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The question is sexuality. Justin Trudeau had to step down. That's facts.
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There are people that... Barely.
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but like i was in there with the director shout out melby uh melby melby direct this andrew what's his name is andrew melber mel melby melby yeah that's melby but um but yeah we're just in the trailer and like he's like yo it'd be kind of funny he would bring up these little lines he's like it'd be kind of funny if like uh when you're trying to explain about the limp the joke thing i do the you know the dad joke he's like what if i just like
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I don't watch enough Fox to know. I don't watch enough Fox to know. We don't hear it in the Zeitgeist.
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Also, there's so many people that, like, this is the other thing, and I will defend politicians even on both sides on this, is, like, you don't have to come out against every single thing that someone within your party does. Like, it's not up to the leader of the Democratic Party to talk about the fringe senator that says there's 67 genders and be like, I don't believe in that.
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Which, to be honest, is just as, like... annoying to the American voter. It might be advantageous to do that for the Democrats, to, like, call them out, but it's not up to Kamala or whoever the fuck is out there for every single senator that opens their mouth or every single, like, local congressman that opens their mouth and says some goofy shit to be like, I disavow, I disavow.
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You can be disavowing all day.
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I think he's kicked out. For me, I'm like, if I'm part of Trump's squad, I'm like, yo, we kicked that goofy motherfucker out. He's just trying to get attention. I don't even know why you let him on stage. You say that.
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That's true.
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I think Bain is below the level of react to. He's just a citizen at this point. He's not even part of government. If he's influential in this, what is it called? Not CPAC. It's CPAC?
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If he's influential in CPAC, if he actually is, or if he's just a speaker that's up there, I think that's where you decide. If he's actually influencing where the money goes, because if the money starts getting clipped, Then maybe, you know, Trump starts to speak up.
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But at the same time, like, there's no way Steve Bannon's going to say something and then they're going to stop funneling money into Trump's agenda. Fuck no. Conservatives are running everything right now. If anything, they should be telling Bannon, yo, can you shut the fuck up? We're actually doing some good work right now. We have everything under control.
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You're going to fuck this whole thing up and make everything radioactive because that's the only way you know how to get attention. The Bannon is the type of guy, the only way he knows how to get attention is just make it radioactive. Hmm. There are certain people that can get attention from art. There's certain people get attention from creativity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's certain people can get attention from, from literally understanding what's going on and delivering the facts in a fun and knowledgeable way. Like that's a Jon Stewart, right? Like, I don't think anybody goes, Oh, he's just biased. He's trying to manipulate people when Jon talks, right? Like we trust him, but the band is just, how do I be radioactive? Oh, if I throw this up, I'll do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like wrestling to him. Like, I literally think he's up there and he's just going, so they looking at him like Kanye. Kanye is what I was thinking. I, I can't tell you what they are. That's what I look at him as. I'm like, I don't take that guy seriously.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, no, no. I think that you got to look at it and you got to be like, what the fuck? Yeah. And I think you got to have some maybe behind the scenes talk. But if he comes out and talks about it publicly, what do you think Bannon's going to do with that? Bannon's going to use that as oxygen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's going to lighten up even further. Yeah, that's fair. He's like, he's going to say, this guy Trump is defending a migrant over me who actually cares about America. I think giving him any oxygen is going to divide the party even further. And this is what fucking happens every single time. You get in power, you have an agenda, you're ready to go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then some motherfucking egotistical narcissist that has no ability to execute anything. A parasite. Yeah, exactly. Comes in and for their own indulgence. Do you want to ban him? Which one? What's going on? Elon is the bank. You know what I mean? He don't have to parasite.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What if I just, I realize I asked you something that doesn't make sense? He's like, you can use that in your skit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Separate the art from the artist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
If I can listen to R. Kelly still.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then I realize and I just talk right over. Yeah. And then like, what if you say you don't know the date? And I go, just remember to dipshit. Like a lot of the funny is him. I want to give him. Just remember to dipshit is so good. It's great. It's great. Also, when do you get to see Matt and Meme? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's an attention-seeking car. Not saying that that's what you want it for. You've always loved Teslas.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It could be Elon, but it's also, even if it wasn't Elon, even if somebody else owned it, it's such a different looking car than anything else. And, you know, when eggs are $40 and you see a guy walk driving around in a spaceship, there's a moment and you have a snowball in your hand. There's a moment where you go, you know what? Fuck that guy. I keep that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't think so. I think there's so much excitement in what has been achieved. And you have to understand, like, there are a lot of people that agree with what Trump and Elon are trying to do. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of support behind it. Matter of fact, we support it. We support it, right? Like, we're all sitting here going, yeah, we have to cut the bloat in government.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm glad you said that. This is how, okay, there's a lot of liberal people that get very upset about this topic, right? Or they get very upset about Elon and what's happening. It's unconstitutional. Charlemagne was talking about that. And you have a lot of liberal politicians, liberal pundits talking about it as well.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I think the important thing to reflect on as well, I'm not saying don't talk about that, but the other thing to reflect on as well is we are so disillusioned with government and American institutions. that we are willing to just see. Do you know how desperate you gotta be as a country where you're willing to just go, all right, let's try this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's when I pitched him. I was like, dude, you're the best. Everybody loves you in everything you do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If things were good for people, you would go, I don't wanna risk it. My life is pretty good. I'm concerned if we do this, my life could get worse. You know how many people gotta be in a place where they're like, it can't get much worse. To go, let's see.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But we're all so happy. They fired 300,000 government workers under Clinton. But he did it with bipartisan support. So he did it through government. And I think that was the big difference maker. And during Clinton, it was the first time in all of our lifetimes where we had a surplus. Which would be nice. That would be really fucking nice. I think Americans are so detached from our national debt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're like, that shit ain't mine. That's the nation's debt. We're so detached. The only thing we think about is the repercussions of that debt, which might be the superinflation, the cost of goods being crazy. Interest rates. Interest, wild, right? But we got to knock that down to knock the rest of this down. I think if you knock the debt down, mortgage rates come down. Mortgage rates come down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The liquidity is out there. There's more money on the streets. Yeah. Better for everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Interstellar, same thing. He's so likable that when he does the villain turn, you're like, what the fuck?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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First of all, Since when do we push back on people checking the government?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, that's the most American thing to do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, of course, of course. Which is very un-American. I think Americans will reject that. But what I'm trying to say is, right now you have people pushing back to what they believe is government overreach, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is happening from the left to the right because the right is in power. There was a time where the governments, where the right was pushing back against left government overreach during COVID. Everybody go in your house. You got to take the jab, et cetera. We got to stop acting like we don't appreciate pushing back against government. It's part of our nation's identity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anytime we think that you're pushing a little too far, you get in my pockets, you get in my house, we push back. So on a fundamental level, even if you're on the right, you should appreciate the left going, hey, government. Yeah. Back the fuck up. Chill out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, there's a part of you, if you're on the right, that goes, where the fuck was this energy when they were shoving shit in our arm that they don't know what the fuck it is?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But if you can step back for a second and be like, all right, maybe I don't agree with them, but I do respect their right to voice their opinion on this. And I fundamentally agree with them pushing back against government overreach. Yeah. There is something you can connect on there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wait till midterms is... I think that's an important thing to distinguish. Wait till midterms is your base is going to reject you because this is what your base wants. It's not. Well, Trump can't kick some. If he if Trump was kicking out the senator of Maine or the governor of Maine or whatever the fuck it was, he would just do it now. He doesn't have to wait till midterms.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like comical.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
OK, that's politics.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, I get it. But that's that's where that's where the elected officials have to speak for the people, because if they do, it doesn't matter how much money you throw against them. If you're actually speaking for your people and what they want, you will win. Trump got less money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So now we're in a situation where you're going to basically force government officials to actually care what their people want, not what the special interest groups want. And if they're riding with these special interest groups— All of a sudden, the Trump administration is going to go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's interesting that they're really influenced by those big money donors and they're not caring about what you really care about, which is the cost of eggs and the inflation and the bloating government. That's what we're going to care about. And this is our guy. And he's going to fix that for you. Hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, Vivek's plan was to do it using the Constitution. Yes, which I prefer. I think that probably would have been more digestible for the average, like, politically inclined American. Yep. Because they couldn't really reject the Constitution. You can't argue the Constitution. Yeah. I think Vivek pushed the wrong guy out. But it's quicker to do it this way. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's quicker to do it the way Elon did. And... It's a risky strategy, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But it's hard to go up against the rock. Of course. Of course. Of course. Like, it's just so, he's so impressive. You're like richest man in the world. Yeah. I mean, if, if we had to hire, I'm trying to think of a job I wouldn't hire Elon for. I wouldn't hire him to watch my kids.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's busy, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Keep up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's not as bad. See, this is the perfect example of fake news.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, he's busy. I want you working on shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So we're going to see how long do you think it is before we feel some of the negative or positive effects of the cuts?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think it all comes down to that. How do you make people feel that? What does create a thriving economy?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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For example, how do you address inflation? My understanding is the way you address inflation is you restrict or constrict the money supply, right? If there's less... There's less money out there. If there's more money than there are things to buy, the price of things is just crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. So the only way to do that is to keep interest rates high. But if you keep interest rates high, it stifles economic growth because you need liquidity for growth. So it's a really fucked up thing. It's almost like you need to just plunder another country to take all their wealth. Yeah. That worked back in the day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. We had Shiloh there and I was like, I'm not... Yeah. There's no way. Well, one, I didn't want to put her in, obviously. Yeah, no free clout. No free clout. You know what I mean? You worked for this. You know what I mean? You're not going to give it to her for no reason. Yeah, but also like her around... Breakfast food? We would not have a single taste. Just fist in the oatmeal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think we need to look into... Canada.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Is there any country rich enough where we could just plunder that bitch?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
we're squeezing we're squeezing like the lower middle class like as much as possible and we have no power to say anything so because power to make change if you squeeze when you say squeeze the lower and middle class you mean like by paying them less we can show more profits and then the stock price goes on my my responsibilities to my shareholder yeah
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, that's what restaurants do, right? Like restaurants, I think minimum wage is like $15 an hour in some states now, but restaurants will pay you $3 an hour because they count your tips as part of your wage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, that is fucked up because we know that the waiters aren't making any money outside of tips. You got to get it out. Thank you, my boy. I got it? Yeah. So we overcompensate. Yeah. But with DoorDash, you're just giving them whatever y'all give. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Have you spoken to Uber drivers recently? No. No. So like a lot of the Uber drivers, when they first started, Uber was taking like 15%, 20%. Now that shit has come up to like 30, 40 in certain places.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So basically what they did is they lost money. to gain market share. And that is the strategy of these tech businesses now. Or maybe businesses in general now. So they don't have to show profit at all. And they'll lose money as long as the stock is cooking. And But what happens is what you're saying is that all these people that are driving are eventually going to go, you know what?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I didn't realize that eggs were expensive until I had a daughter. I didn't realize that fruit or blueberries or any of this shit. Is your kid eating blueberries yet?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I got to now work 80 hours a week to make what I used to make driving a taxi 40 hours or 60 hours, whatever the fuck they would do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They have no lobby, no health insurance. And I mean, I guess it's not a monopoly. There is Lyft, but Lyft is also going to cook you as well.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. And also, you get better work. I think when people feel like they're properly compensated, they build their identity around the job. It's hard to build your identity around a job where you feel taken advantage of. Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, you would be fired on the first day. I'm the reason why that exists.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, interesting. And I think, or my wife's nipple.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Dude, it's a good point you made there, Mark, about If you can create a business with replaceable employees, you really don't have to care about your employees at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And those businesses don't. Yeah. And they're incredibly profitable. There's the Henry Ford thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. No, but his initially, the idea with the... Maybe this is propaganda, but the idea was, I want everybody that works here to be able to afford the car.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, that could be... Henry Ford Association going, all right, let's not make him look like a fucking animal, make him look like he cares about the workers. But that was the idea, that they could make a car cheap enough that the people that worked at the plant could drive one. And if that is the case, imagine you're working at a fucking plant. Yeah. And you're driving to work every single day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Mm-hmm. You must feel like the fucking man. Yeah. Pride. There's a lot of pride there. And also, like, when you look at, especially in, it's Detroit, right, where the General Motors were, or at least Michigan, right? Yeah. You would have, like, generations of families work at those plants and be proud of it. Like, they were proud to be part of that community.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then when those plants left, it was devastating to them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like they didn't know how greedy they could get.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So, okay. And again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And what's the justification for that now? I don't know the justification.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But it's like the skill of certain CEOs. Like, for example, like what's the Steve Jobs, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like whatever he got paid, he deserved it. Like he transformed an industry, transformed the world in a lot of ways. Yeah. Right? So you can't really put a dollar amount on him, like what he's worth to the company. Like are these certain CEOs, like are they worth this exorbitant amount of money because that's what they bring to the brand? Certain, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And again, it's like the NBA.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I guess what I'm trying to – Like LeBron, it's so easy to see because he's 6'9". He got the handle like a point guard. He's got vision. He could shoot. He's obviously proven winner. I think with the CEOs, a lot of times we look at them outside of like a Jobs or a Musk and we're just like, oh, it's just like a white guy who wears a suit and he just tells people what to do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, do they have these distinguishable skills? Maybe if we knew more about what they're actually doing for a company, maybe it would seem more justifiable to us. Yeah. Does that make sense? Maybe they are LeBron-esque in how unique their skillset is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So the share price goes down because it's not...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm talking about women. No, our wives' nipples are a perfect pink color. Yeah, they're sick. 100% totally perfect pink. It's the most beautiful pink you've ever seen with no hair on it at all. Exactly, dude. Hairs don't grow on them at all due to all the hormones in their body due to pregnancy. Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How did he deal with that emotionally? I know you were reading that biography. Yeah, Titan. Did he have any kind of, like, turmoil about doing that to people? Did he feel justified in some way?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I wonder if that's what, if that's what charity is. is to some of these incredibly wealthy people if it's just a way to, like, get to heaven. Like, it's a way to offset the greed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You justify your fuck shit by this is what God wanted me to do. And then you do some good on the side as a token of your gratitude. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I saw a hair on the shit and I was like, yo, we got to get rid of that. My wife tried to hit me with, that's how the baby knows where the nipple is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because sometimes I do feel like people, and we should do more philanthropy. We should figure out how we can give back. Yeah, I should. But we got you here. No, but we should figure out how we can give back, but give back in a way where it doesn't feel like sometimes I see people doing it and it feels so like self-aggrandizing.
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You know, like I don't know if the money is actually trickling to the charity. Yeah. It feels almost more of like a pat on the back, like a public display. If I'm a good person and this is why you guys should believe I'm a good person, but then people aren't actually getting helped.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then they put their kids as the presidents and CEOs of that foundation and they get a salary. And that salary is half a million dollars a year. So now you're finding a way to funnel money to your kids through this nonprofit. Right.
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And I also wonder if trying to solve the biggest problem isn't the most effective way of doing your charity. Small things. That's the thing. That's the thing where I think Portnoy does brilliantly, like going to a specific place and giving them money to stay open. Like... We are saving this restaurant. We're not going, hey, we're going to save the restaurant industry.
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That's a nice thing on paper. That looks really good. You get to pat yourself on the back. And maybe some people in the world are like, look at how benevolent that human being is. But going to one mom and pop shop, speaking to the mom and pop and saving their business, maybe it saved it for a year. Maybe it saved for two years. Maybe it saved for 20. Who fucking knows? But I wonder if that's...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The most direct impact you can have.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Mark, I would like you to hypnotize our audience right now. Okay. And tell them to come join us at Patreon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Use everything you've learned. Don't tell us. Show us. You need something long you can wave in front of their faces. Can I unplug this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now that Jessalyn is a super famous TikToker, is that going to push back Baby?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It might be 5'9". No, he wasn't 5'9". It might be 5'9".
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wait, what? You guys keep blowing her up. Oh, we're blowing her up. I thought he was leaving it in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Have you ever felt it? No. Can you feel it? She doesn't have IUD. Oh, she doesn't have it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you want to know what the special's about or not? Sure. All right. It's basically this. The doctor puts the embryo in my wife. The second he puts it in, I'm like, ugh. No one says your sperm is like a C-plus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
He's like on the field. He was like the Aaron, the plumber of the NFL. Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Why are you happy about this, son? You got a wife almost.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I bet Steve Smith's wife is calling that dude's wife like, yo, he does be fucking up the IUT.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Shit!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Because they're like, if you want an ugly girl, you could have fucked me. I'm not saying it's his wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Okay. No, no. This is what I want to ask you. Your wife cheats on you, or your girl cheats on you, because you don't have a wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, she killed that shit. Your family don't want to see a Janet Jackson titty real quick? Oh, God. That's the best.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You've had enough black guys just walk by you and be like, yeah, you can't handle all that. Yeah, he's all glowed up now, you know? He's slagged out, so yeah, he's good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, that's petty. I feel like she misses them. She wasn't at the pop-out, though. She wasn't at the pop-out show. Right. So that's probably why.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like a Stockston joke. He goes too far.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Crazy, right? Not everybody got a father. She's a singer or just a get ready with me girl.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Let's put it in reverse and then just.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Nah, you got to wash the chicken with soap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I was getting ready. You're a psychopath. I'm trying to see how many I can get out in a day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It was decent. I thought it was all right. It was decent. I wish he had better song selection, but he did perform a lot of his. best hits when he performed with Dre in two Super Bowls ago. Yeah, we just watched it. And he played like all those tracks that were popping at the time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
12?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's the problem. I tried it. When I put my effort into something, my...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, I'm surprised about that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, yeah, it's over now. I like betting on sports. I won my Super Bowl box. What was your box? Zero or two. Like I won the final score on my Super Bowl box. Yeah. It's fun, right? How does that work?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
almost it's honestly it's a conflict this is a much more interesting yeah it's more complicated it's far more complicated and it's longer lasting yeah what is it what would you think al you're an expert on this particular topic it involves a white woman oh a little taylor a little blake lively a little baldoni you're gonna get me excited now come on finally let's start the pot
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You read? Yeah. It's good?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's an audio book, but yeah. I'm on it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I need to read it at all costs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What other money is this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What's the other chat CBT for history and stuff? I don't even know. Perplexity? I don't know this one. I swear I don't know this one. Go ahead. My bad. I'll use the one you can say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They do that, right? They do that, right? Don't they do that? Like, he said one thing and she heard something. She heard a totally different thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, yeah. Asshole-ish.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
she invites okay and they're meeting at her apartment all the time to like work on the script and to hash out scenes and do like regular production stuff got it so when let's stop there how would y'all feel if your wife i ain't going that's what i'm saying you ain't going you were not invited your wife's getting piped out by jason i'm not gonna be i'm putting my foot down you're gonna go alone to this answer you're not the star of the movie
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If I'm Baldoni, I'm not even going back. I'm asking about if your wife would start a movie and she's inviting Baldoni over.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I thought we could all get on board on that. He's like, duh. That's a good one. That's a good one. He's skinny now. I said you're skinny now. Yeah. He was saying. Now you're going too far.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But you know, like when like fat people get skinny, you kind of got like, well, you got like post fat body.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's fucked up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Way, way sexier. Yeah, slightly sexier than I did. Don't leave my wife a voice note sounding like that, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, my back from putting too much work in. Putting too much work in. Yeah, you put too much work in. Which is, that's a red flag.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't know how tall she is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's 5'10". Yeah, I feel like that's a good amount of shit. Yeah, but they don't eat. She's probably like 120. No chance she's 5'10".
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's crazy. No, no, no. I don't know bitches.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I think that is when they started recording everything. Yeah. After this argument.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Got it. So why did Trina snitch, though? What's wrong with the bro code, bro?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's a thrift shop in fucking Williamsburg right there. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But she didn't read the book, so she doesn't know how to character dresses. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And outside of non-hip hop fans, no one knows Not Like Us. That's another thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
yeah don't you disrespect the amount of white people playing bad bunny's album right now i think he could do the super bowl with this latest album chance i think he could al you know new york whites they're half puerto rican yeah bro he just sold out they just all like you're you don't know toledo ohio white people playing bad bunny i bet you a fucking while since you've been on the road
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You might get your Baldoni on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Unfortunately. No, no, no, no, no. I'll give you Pitbull, not Flo Rida.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But the music's incredible. It is stupid. Bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm just being honest with you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
He got his Baldoni bun on, son. He knows what time it is. She gotta be six feet tall, bro. There's no way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's a good actor. I mean, I believe it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It was like, really? You should have been more Candace winning and just pick a side and tell the story from that point of view. Who's really a man? That's what I mean.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, my God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And according to him, she's fat. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You made Arthur uncomfortable. Arthur? Arthur is crazy. Arthur? Archer. Archer, see? He's been here for a year.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But you guys know my heart.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Then Miles is going to have to blur it out. He's been saving my eyes, I realize. Appreciate that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That was such a pussy win. You should have stood up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I still think I fit in in the club.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
48.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I feel uncomfortable seeing Alex's forehead. Can I see it? Can I see your forehead?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Why not? I don't have a cut. I don't feel comfortable. You're making me uncomfortable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, he's doing it because he sees Candace's numbers and he's like, oh, shit. Oh, we got to eat that up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
This Is Us?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Ah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know, it's really telling the fact that Taylor Swift distanced herself from her. This is a friend of 10 years and Miss Taylor. Godparent of one of the kids. Yeah. Taylor's like, oh, believe women, everything. Like, I remember she came to like Kesha's defense and like gave her like $250,000 when that guy, like the producer, smacked her butt or something like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So this, your best friend. You don't even know if that's what happened.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That sounds crazy. Normally, Taylor would come to another woman's defense who's claiming sexual assault.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
There are guys that care about women in the world. You ain't want them. I love them. I love them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I 100% disagree. Definitely not at all. He got that billionaire backing him. He's like, let's go to war. My case is so strong.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
10 years, Travis Scott. Travis Scott. But if Drake did all his collabs and he just brought out Breonna, this person, that person, this person, then it's a crazy show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Here's why. Here's why. But he still has no rights. He still has the rights to either their sequel or the prequel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That would be nuts. I still think it would have been one of those things only hip-hop fans would have liked it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, but if they sued the billionaire also, that motherfucker got empty, like endless pockets.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
This is so many lawsuits. And if he wins, that is the ultimate victory. That is Goliath and whatever the guy is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
We always root for the underdog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
A court date is set. Yeah. They can't push it back. They don't want to go to court. But that's what I'm saying. So it's like it's going to get settled sometime before March of next year.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm just trying to think of who would get Mark's family to get excited. And I don't think of Wayne performances.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. You got him dropped from his agency like he's already tainted in Hollywood.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. All the way. And I donated, look. Were you wearing socks? Oh, you donated.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It was just all fake. He has to plan a special. A special taping. If he plans a special, then he loses. If he's got something to lose for, I will lose weight. Sorry, I need steaks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Do it for the kids. I love the kids.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's fine. I love the kids. I will say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Got it. You got to make it easy. There you go. Jump into some cold water. Y'all should come next year. I will never. Y'all some rich motherfuckers don't do any charity. Yo. Horrible people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You gave $40? I sent the kid to Disney World, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It was just one this year, but I'm hoping for more next year. I thought your boys went with you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'd be nervous if I was you. It's more of the medics start circling because they're like, is he going to make it? Do we have a lifeguard on duty?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm a strong one, you know? I make it up. Half Latino. Come on, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Ow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I thought Trump was putting an end to this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Not even 20% of the guys die. They just lived. There was probably only women, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
All this shit is propaganda.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
That's not happening. I think what Sagar's saying is throughout history, it's never actually been about that. We didn't give a fuck about Vietnam having democracy. There was some other resource we wanted. We didn't give a fuck about Iraq having freedom.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
oil.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Is that front-facing ideology or is it actually ideological reasons. Because what I'm picking up from you is, what I'm picking up is, we give the American people this ideology, and that's why we need to invade. And maybe not Vietnam, I don't see it, but with Iraq, it was oil, it was whatever, get back for George Sr., who knows.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
There was another real reason, and it's probably what Trump seems to be kind of cutting through, is like, I don't give a fuck. I'll give you freedom. It's not about your freedom. It's about what you can do for us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And that seems to be what it actually has always been about what I'm picking up here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
The ideological thing of like, how can we let this happen is like, what do you mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Let's blow it the fuck up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
That's a pretty steel steel man. Pittsburgh steel. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
are i was very hopeful for doge and then i feel like honestly they just kicked the wrong person out um yeah not even just obviously i'm biased toward him but like he's his entire thing was i'm gonna use the constitution i'm gonna do this in a way that is palatable but it's gonna be uncomfortable and he was up front about all that the thing is elon is just kind of like what shocked me about it is trump's deference to elon
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Even if it's, what is the life of an everyday American? Because I don't live that life.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
It doesn't have to be what's the science behind blah, blah, blah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
and Elon is doing it, I would be on board with you. These don't seem like Trump ideas. They seem like Elon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Are they like rational on the show or what's going on?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
If I see BIPOC, I'm out. And I think I'm a modern guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Dude, easy. Yeah, easy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And you know what? That will affect... This is where you're kind of fucked in a primary system where you have to appease the most extreme voters because they'll come out in the Democratic primary. And then as soon as you run generally, people are going to be like, look what this bitch said.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Real quick, Miles had a very interesting take from, what was it, Colin Cowherd? Yeah. Basically, he said, picture LeBron. You think about LeBron, great passing, great this, great that. Picture MJ, ultimate winner. Picture this guy. Now picture Jason Tatum. Nothing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And then you had a point from Gilbert Arenas that you were talking about earlier when you said the league, they just, the league just won't give him, they just won't get behind him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Like he got the skills, he got the ring. Yeah. I think he's just, he's not likable. There's nothing like, you don't like this guy. He is, I think I said this to you. Oh yeah. This is a post game when he, when he won the championship, finally. Yeah. Shh. He didn't play great. And then his speech is just like copying everybody else's.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And I think everybody was like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're just light skin.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
He's very well-rounded.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah. But I also think if, I think we're forgetting that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
But if he was black, he would be in better shape.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
He'd be leaping.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
It's easier to get behind that for a white guy. You don't expect athleticism.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And Tim, yeah. Yeah, no, both talk shit actually. Tim Duncan would talk, I guess his shit talk was funny, but he'd be like, nice try. Have you ever heard Kevin Garnett talk about how Tim Duncan would talk shit? He'd be like, almost got me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
There you go, that was good effort.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Harden. Huh? Harden. Nah, Harden is athleticism and just fucking... I think it's Harden got a little older and, you know, didn't take care of his body. I'm saying in the heyday of Harden. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah, fun, but not like Steph. But I will say also, I think the reason David Stern cared more about character is the United States is more puritanical and cared more about character. Like now we don't give a fuck if you gamble and you fuck girls. And Trump has shown us if you are funny and engaging, we'll get behind you in this day and age.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
So I think the league is like, all right, Jason Tatum, you're a model citizen, but you're not as funny and engaging as these other guys. And that's who the people are getting behind. So that's who we're getting behind.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And so deep down they have that thing. That's so funny because I'll pretend he's 5'11". He's 5'9". Yeah. 5'9". Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
But a lot of... No, I understand that. But what I think could help him in the primary is I think he can beat whoever the Republicans bring.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
So in a primary, he's good at arguing. Yes. He doesn't give a fuck. Dude, he goes on Hannity. I can see him arguing whatever a Republican doesn't give a fuck. I like that. And then maybe in the election, the general, you say, I don't know if he can do politics, diplomatic shit, whatever. Watching him on Hannity, he's not another thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah, you're right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
He talks so well.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I'm just like, you're not a bitch. There's a clip I know you've seen. This is where Jon Stewart, I don't think, wants to, but he would win. Tucker Carlson got his high voice out, talking all this, ranting and raving. And I know that's your boy. I don't like him. But then Jon just goes, Tucker, you wear a bow tie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You know what's crazy? For three years before that, every day he was going home to his daughter, looking at him as he's having this cheating scandal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I had to leave all of them in my mind.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I don't think she's a star, but I think she has the same – She's got horrible baggage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Here's what I would say about him. Here's what I'd say about Buttigieg. He will engage the other side. And I think that is refreshing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Mark is cool.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I'm ready to go. You know, the problem with the coffee party, though, is self-loathing is intrinsic to their existence.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
They cannot exist without hating themselves and everything about them. Yes. So I have to hate New York City even though I live here. I have to hate America even though I live here because I hate myself. Bingo. Can I ask you a question? I totally agree. Can I ask you a question about that? I totally agree.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
With the appearance of self-loathing. Yeah, totally. It is diametrically opposed to stand up for a big city.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
great place the easiest way to deal with privilege is to apologize for it and not actually do anything great it's just to apologize it's the point yeah whereas people like i didn't grow up poor by any stretch but i feel like i worked up i started comedy blah blah so i don't feel like i have to apologize for this yes if i my kids god willing i'm successful i want it they might feel a little bit apologetic i didn't earn this so you know what instead of actually like going on doing community service why don't i just apologize all the time for my existence yep
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And I think that's a lot of times why those guys are the loudest ones in the Democratic Party, and they've taken control of the narrative.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
That is a great podcast.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Fucking. You know why he's bitter? Because we wanted him on when he ran for New York. Yeah, I'm not better.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I'm not better. And that's why Andrew. That's why he got killed. Oh, of course. Come on now. He needs it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
No, no, no, no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah, what are we, 95? I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And to be honest, I think if Fetterman didn't have that stroke, I think he would have a chance for the Democrats.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
He was he was he was very talented. And he's the clothing thing drives me. I know it drives you crazy, but it reads. Yeah, it reads every man blue collar, not super cucky social to a Democrat. It reads a blue collar Democrat. It reads like that's our guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
They're just ripping Russians apart with their bare hands. This is like Soviet Union 1943 shit. I'm just saying, if you want to put... What does a coach do? He finds a role.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Well, guys, dates. First of all, thank you to everybody who came out to Zany's six sold-out shows. So fun. Nashville, underrated city. March 14th and 15th, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Tickets aren't really moving there, so buy them. Omaha, Nebraska, March 21st and 22nd. Columbus, Ohio. These tickets will sell out March 28th and 29th. Make sure you buy them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Also, April 10th through 12th, we are making up for the shows that I missed in Tampa. Those tickets are already almost gone. Hurry up and buy them. Also, 420 shows in Denver. I'm hyped for this. You know what I do on 420? I get high. So April 17th through April 20th, Denver, Colorado at Comedy Works. We're going to be at both locations. Those dates and more at akashsingh.com. I love that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
But the food quality.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Here's one pushback Europe-wise. The food quality, and I don't mean the cooking, but the quality of the ingredients is undeniably so much better in Europe. Because in America, you're just allowed to do whatever. Morgan & Morgan is doing a lawsuit against it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I don't even know if I trust American Organic.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Okay. Okay. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Whatever you guys want. Good food cities in America. New York. New Orleans. Austin. I think Philly's underrated. Austin. No, stop it with Austin. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. It's Mexican food, bro. Stop it. We're fucking Texans. It's different. It's different. I just need to listen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Austin has great food. Your Mexican food sucks here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I'm understanding how not Indian you are.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
D-U-N-E. It's not fucking... Yeah, you're right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
No, but that's, again, he likes, he's a conservative.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I can't believe you're going against me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You're trying to figure it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It's the same thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's what I'm saying. Imagine treating your mom worse than your fiance, bro. Or better. Or better. Welcome to being married.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You love quality time. Yeah, I was lonely. I'd rather be with you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
This guy's thoughtless. You just didn't want to be alone. That's all. I didn't know they were that funny, man. I'll be honest. I will subscribe. I just got TikTok back on my phone. Oh, yeah?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Who are these flowers from? Tessamy? I was like, me? I just say me no matter what is in the house. I did that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You know, Tanya gave it all. I know. She needed this. This is good. This is therapy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And I still think alone trumps- Yeah, they would rather be alone because when they're alone, they dead end.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
This girl's awesome.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
This is so funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
There was a girl. There's a lot of women that feel that way, thank God. Talking about the a lot of DMs. Make your profile private. I am so ugly. You have no idea.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
We drink tea.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
No, no, no. Because I feel this all the time. I'm like, does my wife hate me? And it's like, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I saw the light yesterday. I was like, oh. You could finally blame them. No, no, exactly, right? Because this whole time, I was thinking my wife hates me, and she's like, I love you more than anything. No, no, no, she hates being alone. Yes, toxic femininity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And then you act like you're doing it for us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So Tanya, Alex, and Kiana, okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Well, we bleep it. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a really good point. But it's not legal. It's not the government coming down here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You know how many sings there are?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
They'll send, like, a hitman out after them. Yeah, it's true. Imagine he got killed because of your tweets. I made him immortal. I made him immortal. Actually, no, I don't come back. That's the other thing. Like, I'm not stressing so much about your mom getting killed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Like, do you believe it or not?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
This is why women got the right to vote, because there was one Tanya woman out there that was, like, spitting to all the politicians. They're like, I think that they could do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Are these women frustrated with us? It would appear so, dude. It would appear so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You know what hurt me? When you send me a video of your wife, that's what hurt me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
To piggyback on Mark's, though, the way that Trump is implementing these tariffs across the board, are there any guardrails that can prevent China from just going to everybody and be like, okay... they're applying at least a 10% tariff on you, I'll either give you 5% or free trade.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Sorry, go ahead. If the majority of Americans are living check to check, isn't this going to hurt them way more than it hurts everyone else?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
But if we import most of our products and we're applying tariffs to almost all the product we import, then that's going to be a huge price increase for pretty much all the goods that we import.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Yeah, but Nike's going to apply that cost to the consumer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Yeah, and I guess what I'm saying is I'm just concerned about the people who are barely getting by, and now food's going to be more expensive.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Would there be a surplus if we're in so much debt? Isn't it just chipping away at the debt? It won't be a surplus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
But if you get rid of federal taxes, then you have to keep applying that money to offset.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
What he already does now. I get what you're saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
But they're a little suspect if he's chipping away at that stuff, but then he's still getting government grants for Tesla and SpaceX and all this stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I'm curious. In 21, 22, you said you lost like almost $4 billion. But you said this time around, you were more prepared. What did you do that you're not hurting the way that all of us here are hurting stock market-wise?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Is there a reason or is it just coincidence that like the last 10 out of 11 recessions were Republican administrations?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You definitely weren't spreading God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And then the radiator kicked on. Oh, no. And we came home.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
We love you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Why is there so much lipid? Why is it yellow?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No, no, no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's some fucked up shit, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Damn, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Do you see why I said what I said?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I forgot he's my friend. I didn't know you guys knew. What do you mean? You mean the guy who works for us?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
It's awesome.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yes! They had to keep them fucking Romans out somehow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Hold on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Separate the art from the artist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah.