Akash's voice imitation

That's so funny, dude.

Write a card.

If your girl orders food for you or cooks food for you, which one means more?

Thank you.

Wow.

If I'm another country.

Do you know? The government will send you over, yeah.

Yeah, you got to deal with whatever your words were. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

Actually, it would still get big ratings, which is crazy.

I mean, that would work.

Yeah, Wimby's higher IQ, bro.

I don't know. I'm not familiar with his game. He's just a little scrappy, kind of shitty, do-whatever-it-takes-to-win guy.

What are we betting on now, man? Medieval martial arts.

Well, the real NBA season starts now.

Bitch. All right, bitch. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down, bitch. This is actually good, dude. Make fun of other Indians. Are you Gujarati, you cheap little bitch? Are you Punjabi, you dumb fucking bitch? Are you Maloo, you dark bitch?

I'm just like saying what he would say. I don't say that. Oh, look at me. I'm Akash. I can't sleep.