Al Dukes

But his family is away.

I know this.

So this is why this is happening.

So for every other man in America.

when their wife and children go away, you know, we, oh, I got time to golf.

I got time to do this.

I'm going to meet my buddies at the bar.

I'm going to, you know, I'm going to have a great time.

I'm going to sit at a bar.

I'm going to eat a cheeseburger, grab a beer, text a couple friends.

But for Evan, when his family's away, he gets to do these projects that he wanted to do but was always distracted, and these are the things that he's doing.

I charted the Yankees and Mets attendance.

Sit somewhere and get some sweet potato fries.

Okay.

No, it is funny, and it's classic Evan, but that's just... There will also be guys who are very handy.

They'll be like, all right, my family's not around.

I'm going to clean out the basement.

I'm going to do this.

I'm going to fix this particular thing in the house.

But for Evan, these are the things that he didn't get a chance to do when his kids were bugging him for stuff.