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Alaina Urquhart

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

These sound delightful.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

They're also, I'm going to attempt the other way to say them, Jolasvanar, but I'm going to say Yule Lads.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Okay.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So the Yule Lads are 13 Icelandic trolls.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

They each have a distinct name and they each have a distinct personality.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Kind of like Snow White's dwarves.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Now, back in ancient times, apparently they just kind of caused trouble and mischief during Christmas time.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So they were used to scare children into behaving like all of these are.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Kind of like the Yule Cat, because they were like, the Yule Lads and the Yule Cat are going to come and they're going to fuck your world up, kid.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Don't keep doing that.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So now Icelandic children do get to enjoy 13 nights of Father Christmases, technically.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

That's nice.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

The Yule Lads come for these 13 nights, one of them on each night.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

They're apparently now known as like very merry and mischievous.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Like they're like, they're almost like elves now instead of trolls, I would think.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Like they're just like, they're getting, they got much more chill.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So on each of these nights, children will place shoes on their windowsill.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And for the, you know, good boys and girls, whatever Yule Lad comes, they'll leave candy or like little treats in the shoe.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

If you're a shitbag, then they're just going to leave you rotten potatoes.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Rotten potatoes.