Alaina Urquhart
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Appearances Over Time
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Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
Not in Newcastle, Wyoming, they don't.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
We don't grow corn in Newcastle, Wyoming.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
There's about an inch of sandy topsoil and then it's solid rock underneath it.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
This land is good for grazing cattle only.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
It's not good for growing anything.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
So we drive for what feels like an eternity in one direction, never leaving the cornfield.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
Ew, you were in a backroom cornfield?
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
You were in the liminal cornfield.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
We drive for an eternity in another direction, never leave the cornfield.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
That's backroom corn shit.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
Then we keep driving in another direction and bam, we're out of the cornfield.
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
But guess where we're at?
Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!
Right back at the front doors of the motherfucking meatpacking plant.