Alaina Urquhart

Just up ahead, hovering slightly above the trees, was an enormous craft.

Yep, that's right.

It was a fucking UFO.

Let's go!

She described the craft as having three massive spotlights, a dome shape in the center, and a saucer-shaped base with a ring of smaller lights around the saucer.

My mom said if she had scaled the tree, she would have been able to put her hand on the base of it.

Oh, she had.

Curious little fart.

Stunned and absolutely shitting it.

My mom said she just froze.

She said she tried to move but her legs, but they would not budge from under her.

It was as if she was in a trance-like state.

She recalls being completely transfixed on this monstrosity of a fucker and legit could not pull her eyes off it.

Ooh.

I love you.

I think it was at this point the reality of what just happened hit my mother and both her and her sister absolutely Forrest Gumped it the fuck out of there.

Out of breath and a couple of skid marks up later, they tried to explain to their siblings what the fuck just happened.

And naturally, they thought these two must have inhaled something on the way over the road and hallucinated this shit because absolutely no way did that happen.

Ooh.

Ooh.