Alan Bennett

One-inch scope rings are $16.

For two of them.

$12.

$12.

You can scroll down a little bit.

Is that one inch or is that 30 millimeters?

That's for one inch.

Because I can only assume when someone's shooting a three by nine.

I found some $11 on Amazon.

And it doesn't even have a brand name.

It just says Precision Rifle Scope Rings 6061 T6 Aluminum.

Can I admit something?

You got more money in that scope now than you do that Tasco scope.

Windows up, draw, and just sit and wait.

See what happens.

Windows up, I'm going to draw, and I'm going to press it against the door.

Because I'm sure Allen's trucks like mine, you can both windows, and they'll just automatically keep going up, or you can just hold it, draw, sit down.

If it's between your legs, you're not presenting, and you can see what the fuck they do.

I mean, that's a good option, too, because if it's on your leg, technically, if you're rolling your windows up, especially me, I got 5% windows.

You can't see my windows, so it's like I'm not brandishing anything.