Alan Bennett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I don't know.
Exactly.
That's like the only argument that I hear people like, oh, wow, Mauspark 500 is better.
And it's like, or maybe just don't be gay and buy an 870, dork.
Yeah.
Get out of here.
If you think a semi-auto is unreliable, maybe just don't buy a VR maybe or anything else made in Turkey.
Calm down.
You can't really use low power in a lot of them.
That's how it was for me growing up.
Like my dad taught me how to shoot first.
And it was always like, so like she'd double lung.
He's always like, you aim for this spot right here.
Even though if they run, they may run a hundred yards.
They're still going to fall over and die.
Yeah.
And the first year that I killed, oh man, I remember my old man being in fucking tears.
That old man was in tears.
Yeah.
And I already know I'll probably be the same way once my kids get there.