Alan Carr
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Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
What did you ask for at the thing?
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
Do you know the last time I had fake tan on?
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
And do you know who applied it?
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
The late, great Jade Goody.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
She had a beauty parlour called Uglies.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
I remember this.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
Yes, and she invited me and Justin Lee Collins down on the Friday night project.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
And she was rubbing it in.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
And then she went, can I wax your chest?
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
And I went, yeah, of course.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
I had purple and yellow tits when I was so bruised.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
And I said, are you sure?
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
This feels quite drippy, this fake tan.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
Oh, no, it stays on.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
I was staying at my mum and dad's house in Northampton.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
It was like the Shroud of Turin.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
My mum had to incinerate the sheets.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
They were ruined.
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
S10 EP15: Scarlett Moffatt
Yeah, you don't want an orange seat, do you?