Alan Carr

Oh, gosh.

I can't see you singing along.

Do you ever do, like, the Sound of Music where you're dressed as a nun?

Well, listen, you're not in a musical, but you are in what sounds like an absolutely amazing thriller on Channel 4, Tiptoe, by Russell T Davies and produced by Nicola Schindler.

I mean, that's going to be quality, isn't it?

um by colossal degree and stuff because the thing is with woke no one actually knows what it is but i mean i think what the original woke was looking out for people marginalized people and being on their side i think it's just that word's just been made into something

The trouble with conspiracy theorists is they go too far, I feel.

Because there was a man who came, I don't want to be too specific, but did some work at the house and he's a bit of a conspiracy theorist.

And it starts off all right.

And then he started saying that there is people who live in the South Pole who are 12 feet tall and a master race.

And I was like, oh, here we go.

I'm doing an interview with one of them after this.

And invite them on my podcast.

Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?

It's crazy.

Tell us a conspiracy theory you believe in.

Do you believe the world's flat?

Because it's also insulting at the bottom of the day.

You're calling someone a liar who's done it.

Put all that training in to go to the moon.