Alan Shearer

So Tuesday was the first day.

Going well.

Going really well.

We sat in a really good position, third or fourth, only two shots, two points off the lead with two days to go, Wednesday and Thursday.

So we were really sensible Tuesday night, waiting to get up Wednesday morning to go again.

And then it was cancelled because of the rain and the wind.

So you know what?

What do you do when the golf's cancelled?

we head to the pub.

Go on the lash.

Well, what else can you do?

We had conversations.

Well, we did.

We went to the pub and had conversations.

So we went to the pub and then we stayed in the pub and then we stayed in the pub a bit longer and then we watched the Newcastle game.

Yeah, we just had too much alcohol and it just put us off our game on the Thursday.

Yeah, I know.

You've got to be more professional.

And you blamed your profession anyway, didn't you?

Instead of blaming Peter this time, our professional who shot level par, decent, slightly disappointing, actually, because he was two under with four to play on the first day.