Alan Shearer

So, yeah, big relief for them.

I was very similar to you, Mikey.

I could sort of eat what I wanted and didn't really put any weight on it.

It's because you're training every day.

You're pushing yourself every day, aren't you?

And you're playing two or three times a week.

Especially after a match.

You think you're fine, then you hit the stairs the next morning and your knees start negotiating early retirement.

And that's all well and good until you stop and think, who's actually in charge?

It's like letting someone loose with the keys, but not knowing what doors they can open or which ones they shouldn't.

Which means every agent has a clear identity, clear permissions and a clear line of accountability.

Can't do two shifts.

We know that.

He can't do two shifts.

Honestly, they were so... I mean, for the first goal, I don't know whether you saw it on Match of the Day last night.

Well, we highlighted all three goals and how they could and should have done better.

But I think particularly the first goal would give me most concern if I was a fan because...

I mean, Van Dijk absolutely should do better, should clear it.

I know he said a bit windy, but that's got nothing to do with it.

He should clear it.