Alan Thicke

Well, I did write a bunch of theme songs, some of which are still on ringtones today.

But I wasn't really a musical artist.

I had four or six chords that I kept recycling.

And since my son has become such a wonderful artist, I don't call myself a musician anymore.

I made enough to have three prenups.

I'm on my third marriage, a delightful woman who, in fact, I owe my acquaintanceship with her to the Florida Marlins.

I was emceeing a fundraiser for them some years ago.

She was a model on the show, so I did

What any self-respecting actor would do, I hit on her.

And we've been together for 10 years now, as of this Saturday, 10 years.

Yeah.

Florida Marlins had a big banquet, and they were nice enough to bring me in to host it, and the rest was matrimonial history.

No, you see, we kept you out of the loop in a lot of that detail, Dan, but it really happened.

It was 10 years ago this month.

He's pretty terrific and very proud of him.

As much fun as it is to do things in your own career, it's even more fun, I think, when your kids do it.

No, no, this is a young woman, never married before, and we plucked her from the runways of Miami, and we're doing fine ever since.

You know, no, the pimp would be procuring the hookups for somebody else.

I'm more selfish than that.

I placed in the 30s somewhere in a recent TV guide poll, so I've got to go with them.