Alan

But there's...

35 of them sure i know just about who goes like i know my neighbor steve he goes he comes and goes regularly i know his cars i know his daughter's cars his son's cars same thing on the other side um but the downside to the way my house is set up is we have a business i board horses they have 24 access 24 hour access to the barn for their horses mm-hmm

They don't, the girl, one of the girls who boards her horse there doesn't always get brought by the same person.

It is very regular for me to watch people come up the driveway with a gun in my hand because it's a car I've never seen.

They talk to my wife about everything because that's, honestly, it's her business.

They tell her they're coming over.

I don't get told, and now I'm standing at the door ready to shoot at people, and then you can believe her name or not, but Bray hops out of the car, and I'm like, fuck, Jesus.

All that freaking anxiety for nothing, and my dog, Zeus, he is a barker.

He starts low.

He chuffs when they're at the end of the driveway.

Somebody stops at your mailbox, he's up at the door doing the little chuffs that shepherds do, the little...

As they get up the driveway, he gets louder and louder.

Here's the thing.

He knows our boarder's mom's car.

He won't bark at her anymore.

He knows we have three boarders.

Uh, one is a Nissan Xterra.

He knows the car.

If I have, I have a buddy, Dave, he drives an Xterra.

His Xterra comes up the driveway.