Alan
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Podcast Appearances
Yeah, that'll shake the fence.
You know what?
Shut up.
Let's talk to Steph again.
Did you go to Dallas last week?
Nice.
Yeah, I work with her now.
I hear it every day.
It's got a seven-inch fucking compensator on it.
She can shoot whatever she wants, and it won't recoil.
It does not recoil much.
Yeah, I'm going to be putting some Lucas gun oil in this fancy little applicator that Greg got us for Christmas.
You might get kissed on the mouth for this fucking thing.
Samantha's like that, too.
She's always got a robe on.
And I was getting ready.
She was going to church, and I was coming here, and she walked over and kissed me.
That arc was an inch and a half long.
Like a magneto hit me in the face.
That's smokeless powder.