Alastair

Kiitos, David. Ei ole mitään näyttelyä tämän kautta. Oikein? Kaikki on tehty, kaveri. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein. Oikein.

How did the shearing go last week, by the way? Oh, great, yeah. A couple of Scottish guys this time. Nearly as good as the New Zealanders. And George Grundy helped out. He's a natural sheep. Good on him. Flocks back at home farm now. But...

Varmasti. Atmosfeeri tuossa. Tarkoitatko Brian ja Adamin? Kyllä. Puhu Ed Grundy, joka on pysynyt keskellä. En tiedä mitään siitä, paitsi että tulee jonkinlainen homofarm-apokalysi muutaman viikon aikana. Kyllä, silloin Brian on täysin valmis. Ja Adam on... Adam on... Toistu? Luulen, että kyllä. Ei tarvitse sanoa mitään, David. Sinä olet lähempänä Brianista. Ei, hän ei halua kuulla sitä. Mutta jos hän ei kuule lapsia...

Hän saattaa olla oikeassa. En tiedä. Olla oikeassa ja olla pragmaattinen ovat erilaisia asioita.

Anyway, how's the best ever Borchester show shaping up? Very nicely, thanks for asking. Are you still okay to supervise our on-site vets? Looking forward to it. Good. Well, I say very nicely, but financially. Not so nice? Our trade stand bookings are right down. Even our regulars are thinking twice this year. Oh, now you mention it. Someone had a stand last year, maybe a...

He complained bitterly about, what was it he said, the payment system, I think. The payment system? Something like that. Sorry, David, I can't remember exactly. No, no, that's useful. I'll ask around. Oh, and while I'm here, do you know who from your lot needs transport to Edgbaston on Friday evening?

The minibus company want final numbers. Right, well, Ben definitely. Not sure about Pip and Stella. Sorry we can't come, Alastair. I love a bit of T20, but there's an anniversary due at the events bar. Yeah, Ruth said. Oh, she told me that your dad had got an e-reader for his birthday. He certainly did. My sister gave it to him. And he hasn't launched it out the window yet? He got me to set it up for him, and he loves it. What? I'm not joking, David. He's reading the complete works of Plato as we speak. Ha ha ha!

Jim lukee aiempaa kielten filosofiaa tilassa. Voisin sanoa niin. Maailma on todella tullut itselleen. Ystäväni sanoi, että jos valitaan taistelua, kuten taistelua, väliä ja muuta, hän voisi nostaa meidät juhlaan.

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No worries. I'll give my boss a ring now. Oh, would you mind? That would be fantastic. And in the meantime, would it be possible for you to target local businesses with some of your content? Sure. Saying what? That there are still trade stands available, but without sounding too desperate. We'll have a think. I do not want to be the chair who made a massive financial loss. Don't worry. Leave it with us, David. Oh, thanks both. You're doing a wonderful job. You're very welcome. All right, bye. Bye-bye. Bye.

Hello, Pip Archer speaking. That's it, chap. Hey, David. Oh, George. That is one gigantic bull. Are we okay to come near him? Yeah, sure, he's a softy. Aren't you, Hector? Yeah, don't worry. Hey, Hector. Look at that muscle. He's in fine shape, isn't he? Amazing beast. Hector always cheers me up, don't you, boy?

Which is a good job, because I just had more bad news. Our usual car dealership isn't doing Borchester show this year. How come? Only doing Felpysham, which is particularly crushing, because he always takes a big stand around the main arena. That's not good. Not good at all. I'm not sure if it helps, but we have got some intel for you. Intel? Okay.

I wonder if we can upgrade it. Worth considering. I'll talk to the committee. Thanks both. This could make all the difference.