Alastair Campbell

I didn't watch the news.

I just read and watched football.

Exactly, exactly.

Okay.

Sorry, don't give away our trade secrets.

Anyway, one of the books I read we've already talked about, How I Survived.

The next one, which was this...

And I wonder, do you remember my book of the year last year, Carlo Masala, What If Prussia Wins?

Peter Chappell, What If Reform Wins?

Ah.

A scenario.

And it is, I mean, Ferdinand Mount on the cover says, hilarious, terrifying.

Anthony Seldon says, we all need to take this scenario very seriously.

So it's a scenario.

So it basically starts and Farage is winning the election.

And then it goes through, it's written as a diary, and it goes through...

the utter total chaos that ensues.

And what he's done is he's taken policy positions that Farage, Theis, Youssef, the rest of them have set out, and he then goes through the process of them being put into practice.

So he goes, coming out of the ECHR, he goes defunding the BBC, he doesn't do much on health, I don't think he does anything on health, and of course net zero.

And I won't give away the ending, but shall we just say,