Alayna

Even when Laura said there was one thing that she said where she was like, every girl wanted to sleep with one of the Elvis impersonators like growing up. Like a coming of age tale. And I was like, absolutely. Like, of course. Relatable. Whoa.

Even when Laura said there was one thing that she said where she was like, every girl wanted to sleep with one of the Elvis impersonators like growing up. Like a coming of age tale. And I was like, absolutely. Like, of course. Relatable. Whoa.

Yeah. She said it like, it's just like, that's just what you do.

Yeah. She said it like, it's just like, that's just what you do.

Matter of fact.

Matter of fact.

That's why she said everything. So good.

That's why she said everything. So good.

Yeah. Yeah. I was an autopsy technician. I guess you're always an autopsy technician.

Yeah. Yeah. I was an autopsy technician. I guess you're always an autopsy technician.

I'll take it. Choose the side you want to be on. I'll choose. I'm going to step my toe over. When he said he went down into the morgue and he was cleaning up, when he said he just opened a fridge to get a Dr. Pepper, I was like,

I'll take it. Choose the side you want to be on. I'll choose. I'm going to step my toe over. When he said he went down into the morgue and he was cleaning up, when he said he just opened a fridge to get a Dr. Pepper, I was like,

from where but he I was like we don't have those down there but when he said he opened it up and he saw at first he said he you know I saw a severed head and I saw all these body parts I was like alright the severed head strange it probably shouldn't be there but body parts in a freezer are very typical and I was like interesting it would freak someone like you know that you have to store them you're preserving them for research and for tissue sampling and for donations anything like that interesting

from where but he I was like we don't have those down there but when he said he opened it up and he saw at first he said he you know I saw a severed head and I saw all these body parts I was like alright the severed head strange it probably shouldn't be there but body parts in a freezer are very typical and I was like interesting it would freak someone like you know that you have to store them you're preserving them for research and for tissue sampling and for donations anything like that interesting

I mean, we would store entire, like, spinal columns in the freezer sometimes. So it's like, if you opened that, you'd be like, what? It would look like Hannibal Lecter.

I mean, we would store entire, like, spinal columns in the freezer sometimes. So it's like, if you opened that, you'd be like, what? It would look like Hannibal Lecter.

Yeah. And it looks strange because it's just by itself.

Yeah. And it looks strange because it's just by itself.

So that's always it's funny because I think like the CSI effect has made people think that like morgues are these like high tech, super pristine. Everything is like glass. And it's like we were very clean and it was cleaned every night and, you know, procedures were followed and like things were taken care of that way. But it's a mess.

So that's always it's funny because I think like the CSI effect has made people think that like morgues are these like high tech, super pristine. Everything is like glass. And it's like we were very clean and it was cleaned every night and, you know, procedures were followed and like things were taken care of that way. But it's a mess.