Alex Arato

College isn't for everybody.

All you need to do is go to college to figure that out.

It's the same thing with law school.

Not everybody there should be there.

But there just seemed to be nothing else.

That's completely rudderless.

That is the truest thing you've said all day.

Wow.

No, I mean it's not that we didn't think you were funny, but nobody thought we were watching comedy gold and you've got to share it with the world.

This isn't a roast.

Apparently I do.

But the part that you don't know is that –

When you're in corporate America, people all the time are like, well, who's going to plan my next step?

Who's going to give me my next opportunity?

Who's going to do that?

And all those people who come into my office and ask me that always get really tired of hearing the same story, which is I tell them your story because –

I think you started at the Groundlings and wanted to move up to be in the – whatever, the A-team.

Varsity.

And then got to whatever it was, the B-level, and they said, yep, that's as far as you're going to go.

And then you started –