Alex Clark

So when did you start noticing that hospitals were actually using hypochlorous acid in their settings?

My mom is a chronic worrier and not about normal things.

Her main obsession in life is parking.

If we're going somewhere together, she immediately asks, what's the parking situation?

Straight to parking logistics like she's planning D-Day.

One time I told her to pick me up at a hotel valet.

She goes, okay, but what do I do if someone starts honking at me?

I said, mom, you keep driving.

That's the whole system.

And the best part is she doesn't even have to be there to worry about parking.

None of this is fake.

This year, I told her that I was going to the Phoenix Symphony for New Year's Eve across the country from her.

I live in Arizona.

She lives in Indiana.

Her only question was, well, where will you park?

I had her meet me at the governor's mansion for an event recently in Indiana.

She said, do you think our car is safe in this parking lot?

Could someone break in?

I said, mom, if someone is breaking into cars at the governor's mansion, this state has bigger issues than we realized.

I love her, but the woman runs on anxiety and iced tea, which is why I told her she's got to start drinking Taylor Duke's Wellness Electrolytes because hydration actually matters way more than people realize.