Alex Cooper

He was a good one.

I don't like for you, Patricia, that there's already a mommy-son dynamic that seems no bueno.

Unhealthy.

Mother-son dynamics like that, where it's just a little like crank of the head, like...

You just you got to be careful when you're the girlfriend coming in because there's a couple of things going on.

Number one, it could be really fucking like you're just like I literally am dating a mama's boy and this is just fucking crazy.

And she would literally take him to the end with their bank accounts merged as long as he's like still sucking off the teat.

Or number two, when he does disengage and dislodge from said mother's bank account, which I would love to know what the actual ratio of their money is together, because why do I feel like he's just it's Gloria's bank account and Fred is living off Gloria.

You know what I mean?

Because how do you how do you how would we divide the assets when the time comes if all of it's merged together?

That's fucking crazy.

Think about that.

I merged my bank account with my dad.

What the fuck would you, what the, how the fuck, what?

But if he disengages and it's like, okay, goodbye, Gloria.

Why do I feel like now it's just your fucking problem?

It really does feel like this is fucking weird.

I mean, again, people may come for me and my immediate response will just be like, pregnancy brain, I don't know.

But I really think I could be right on this one.

Guys, times are crazy.