Alex Cooper

And like, this may not be, this may be a relationship that doesn't have,

a foundation of honesty like I don't know I'm not saying he's fucking bitches at these weddings but like okay that's like my fucked up pregnancy brain going like oh my god this is bad and then the other way that oh my god this is bad is like you drink too much you talk over everyone you're loud you're ruining nights where everyone's trying to have a good time you're

you're rude you're mean you're not self-aware like again I'm not actually saying this about you but I'm just trying to rack my brain of like what would warrant no invite the only thing I also think I I hate I'm not going to name this episode context clues but honestly context clues um how does your boyfriend respond when you don't get invited that interests me that would tickle my brain to know the answer to that because if he's I'm picturing it you're in the kitchen you're

save the date comes in he opens it babe what's that oh uh nothing you're like no what is it oh um marty and fern are getting married this summer oh my god wait i'm so excited for them where is it where are we going

no uh not we me and you're like huh and he's like it uh it's for me I didn't get a plus one and then you're like what what do you mean Todd like I'm your girl I'm Franny like come on Todd like we go everywhere together Todd and he's like I'm so sorry babe like yeah you didn't get the invite this time and then he just walks off

then Todd's in on it Franny okay because what the appropriate reaction would be what the fuck like I don't know they know we've been together for so long that's fucked up I didn't get a plus one like should I call and ask like I don't want to be rude but like obviously I'm not going to go without you that's just like fucked up so like I I don't know if like if they're close enough he'll talk to the person if they're not close enough maybe I'm not going like I don't know

There would be back and forth of you guys trying to dissect why the fuck am I not getting invited?

And that doesn't seem like it's happening.

And you're just kind of like sitting in the corner like, have fun at the wedding, Todd.

And he's like, I'll be back, Franny.

That's fucking crazy.

If when Matt and I were dating and we're like five years in and he's going off to these weddings and I wasn't getting invited.

Oh, my God.

I think there's something going on and you really need to get to the bottom of it, but I don't think I have enough.

I don't have enough information to answer this one for you, but it's one of, I think it could be one of the two that I just offered.

And I don't like either of those for you.

So I'm here for you and please write in what the fuck happened because I don't like that for any, I don't like that at all.

Okay.

I recently learned that my 32 year old boyfriend still uses a primary bank account that's linked to his mom.

The signs were there for a long time, but now I don't think I can look past it anymore.