Alex Kirshner

Fernando Mendoza, obvious statue player.

Kurt Zignetti thing is nuts.

Like the Kurt Zignetti thing is insane.

Like this dude at age 50 is just like, all right, man.

Like if I don't do it now, be a head coach.

If I don't do it now, like I'm probably going to die without being a head coach.

So I don't want to be a 65 year old assistant.

That's what he said after the game.

He was like, I didn't want to be a 60 year old assistant.

I know what that life's like.

So I'm going to take a bet on me and I'm going to go to now, obviously there are family connections.

I'm going to go to Indiana university of Pennsylvania.

A thing that I did not know existed until Kurt's story became mainstream.

And I'm going to end up

at Indiana university of Bloomington and win.

And like, I, I think that we can hold both truths, which is that this was an ass kicking team and still just like, I think I'm going to be texting Indiana just won the national championship in football, LOL to Connor for months.

Godfrey made that point at the Crimson.

Godfrey was like, it ain't getting any better than this.

Even if you come back, it is going to come back.

Like a quarterback with terror and ACL, a ref will give you a bad call.