Alex Malcolm

Nobody does it better.

We've got Nelly bowling with a Casio on.

Yeah, that's right.

Stump to stump.

I'm going to keep asking this forever until it happens, but Marnus hasn't scored 100 for Australia in three years.

71 innings.

Like, how do you play for Australia?

I mean, I think the answer is that, like, if you're playing a successful era, they don't change a winning side that often.

He has played significant innings, notably the World Cup final in 2023.

He saved the ashes for Australia and Manchester with 100.

um he's got a 90 new zealand i think in a test match um there's been contributions but like how do you play for australia for three years without a hundred um and i and i don't i've said this before but i can't remember someone being a genuine like number one batter in the world for a period of time or he was top three anyway i'm not sure if he was actually number one but

and then like not regain that form.

Like the slide is, I don't know if he can arrest the slide at this point, but he comes back to first class cricket in Australia and he's quite clearly either the first or the second best batter behind green somewhere, which is going to annoy people because they see them play for Australia.

And it's like this, it also looks terrible.

It looks like they can't, I'm talking about Martis.

Martis looks like he can't score.

And that is just bizarre.

So like, you know, that's my question is how do you play for Australia without a hundred for three years?

Should he get the golf clubs out as well?

Exactly.