Alex Rae

Didn't realise you'd brought props and audio with you for your monologue.

Yes, I don't travel alone.

Came from Bridgeton, Lonnie Donegan.

But anyway...

The penultimate round of fixtures The ultimate drama Celtic win Two games They're champions Celtic lose tonight Hearts are champions Bring it on

Yeah, that would be the dream scenario.

I think I go back to 1979.

Celtic played Rangers at Celtic Park.

Last game of the season for Celtic.

They won the title that night.

I go back to 1991.

Rangers played Aberdeen at Ibrox.

Aberdeen were top when they arrived at Ibrox.

Final day of the season.

Rangers won.

Now we have the possibility of...

the equivalent of the heavyweight championship of the world on Saturday at Celtic Park but my major reservation

I don't know how Celtic beat Motherwell at third part.

I think Hearts will take care of Falkirk and if it is about goal difference, I think Hearts could get a few goals tonight.

Falkirk are not at their strongest and have recently taken to losing lots of goals.