Alex Ross Perry

Speaking of sending to the gulag, like 5,000 gulag seats needed for people that looked at the last 10 years of Columbus and were like, that would be... I voted for Chris Columbus.

Yeah, I really want them to cover Pixels and Christmas Chronicles 2, but not 1.

There's a couple in between.

And the fucking Thursday Murder Club.

Oh, yeah, Jesus.

Here's the insane thing to me.

He's not holding.

Obviously, my support of you guys doing Oliver Stone needs no introduction at this point.

Here's the insane thing about people voting for Chris Columbus.

You'd have to keep covering his movies.

It is true that we would be setting up.

Don't they realize that this guy makes a Netflix piece of shit every two years?

No, he seems like he's in great shape.

He's got four decades of bullshit left in him.

But he could honestly, like, you know, he could, there's no bottom to what he could end up making next.

Now, I want to share with you, Alex.

So that he can have several months off because you guys would cover someone no one writes about or gives a fuck about.

It's Christmas Chronicles 2.

Yeah, this movie had one public screening.

It was, like, the Family Heartland Gala at the Nebraska Film Festival.