Alex Speers

God, this class sucks so bad.

Um...

Andrew, don't say that just because you don't know the answer.

Yeah, say it because it's true.

Wow.

Harrison Barnes.

Fox?

Wow.

Yeah, this...

Paolo?

Andrew, our top story this week is the world champion New York Knicks, who won the NBA Cup this week, beating the San Antonio Spurs 124-113 in Las Vegas.

Jalen Brunson scored 25 points in the game, winning the NBA Cup MVP.

But the most impressive performance might have been Mitchell Robinson, who grabbed 15 rebounds in only 18 minutes of play, including 10 offensive rebounds.

For all you cupheads out there, that is definitely the most offensive rebounds in an NBA Cup final history.

Oh.

Now, despite the big win, it was reported after the game that the Knicks would not be hanging a banner to celebrate the NBA Cup win.

Boo.

The announcement was a massive disappointment for all Cup respecters, but was welcome news for all the Atlantic Division respecters.

Thankfully, the Knicks' five Atlantic Division banners, which celebrate the seasons when the Knicks were better than four teams, will still hang proudly in MSG.

The Knicks have now won six in a row, only a game and a half back of the Pistons.