Alex Tarshun

I'm trying to solve for why the government won't show me the footage. 20 years, still figuring it out, you know? Thank you.

I'm trying to solve for why the government won't show me the footage. 20 years, still figuring it out, you know? Thank you.

I'm trying to solve for why the government won't show me the footage. 20 years, still figuring it out, you know? Thank you.

I'm African-Italian. A lot of Sicilian in there, too.

I'm African-Italian. A lot of Sicilian in there, too.

I'm African-Italian. A lot of Sicilian in there, too.

Mostly New York. Okay. A little bit of Portland. Didn't work out well.

Mostly New York. Okay. A little bit of Portland. Didn't work out well.

Mostly New York. Okay. A little bit of Portland. Didn't work out well.

I'm from Westchester.

I'm from Westchester.

I'm from Westchester.

Well, you know what? I've been trying to sign up for a while, and I keep trying different things. Like, I actually just gave up on socks completely. Hold on a second.

Well, you know what? I've been trying to sign up for a while, and I keep trying different things. Like, I actually just gave up on socks completely. Hold on a second.

Well, you know what? I've been trying to sign up for a while, and I keep trying different things. Like, I actually just gave up on socks completely. Hold on a second.

Well, I kept wearing like pants and like clothes and stuff. And I was like, you know what? It's not working.

Well, I kept wearing like pants and like clothes and stuff. And I was like, you know what? It's not working.

Well, I kept wearing like pants and like clothes and stuff. And I was like, you know what? It's not working.

It's been about 20 months.

It's been about 20 months.