Alex Tarshun

Okay.

Okay.

It started getting all red and puffy.

It started getting all red and puffy.

It started getting all red and puffy.

And how long did you... Was it after the fall on the knee in which your face... The fall on the knee, I didn't know because it was such a big collision and it got cellulose or cellulitis or something like that. It was a deep infection.

And how long did you... Was it after the fall on the knee in which your face... The fall on the knee, I didn't know because it was such a big collision and it got cellulose or cellulitis or something like that. It was a deep infection.

And how long did you... Was it after the fall on the knee in which your face... The fall on the knee, I didn't know because it was such a big collision and it got cellulose or cellulitis or something like that. It was a deep infection.

Yeah, I just had my car got stolen because I'm living in Portland. Oh, Portland. That's come up a few times tonight. And I was limping to go get some free food from the pantry. And all of a sudden there's this beautiful woman and she's holding, this is a true story, she's holding like a pile of money in her hands. And she just goes, do you want any money?

Yeah, I just had my car got stolen because I'm living in Portland. Oh, Portland. That's come up a few times tonight. And I was limping to go get some free food from the pantry. And all of a sudden there's this beautiful woman and she's holding, this is a true story, she's holding like a pile of money in her hands. And she just goes, do you want any money?

Yeah, I just had my car got stolen because I'm living in Portland. Oh, Portland. That's come up a few times tonight. And I was limping to go get some free food from the pantry. And all of a sudden there's this beautiful woman and she's holding, this is a true story, she's holding like a pile of money in her hands. And she just goes, do you want any money?

I said, well, a couple things. I was like, you kind of caught me at a bad time. You told her that? Yeah, it's not a great time for me. Like, you know, but I said, one day I'm going to be on TV. When you see me on TV, you give me a call. And she said, okay, bye. See you on TV. You gave her your number? Nope. Well, how would she give you a call? Well, I was hoping she'd see me on TV.

I said, well, a couple things. I was like, you kind of caught me at a bad time. You told her that? Yeah, it's not a great time for me. Like, you know, but I said, one day I'm going to be on TV. When you see me on TV, you give me a call. And she said, okay, bye. See you on TV. You gave her your number? Nope. Well, how would she give you a call? Well, I was hoping she'd see me on TV.

I said, well, a couple things. I was like, you kind of caught me at a bad time. You told her that? Yeah, it's not a great time for me. Like, you know, but I said, one day I'm going to be on TV. When you see me on TV, you give me a call. And she said, okay, bye. See you on TV. You gave her your number? Nope. Well, how would she give you a call? Well, I was hoping she'd see me on TV.

Well, I figured while I'm getting through my phase of having no money and eight dogs, I'd get to the point where I could finally have a relationship. You know what I mean? Now's not a good time for me. You know what I'm saying?

Well, I figured while I'm getting through my phase of having no money and eight dogs, I'd get to the point where I could finally have a relationship. You know what I mean? Now's not a good time for me. You know what I'm saying?

Well, I figured while I'm getting through my phase of having no money and eight dogs, I'd get to the point where I could finally have a relationship. You know what I mean? Now's not a good time for me. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't find a lot of women like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't find a lot of women like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't find a lot of women like that.