Alex Tarshun

It was basically a couple hours into this and my air mattress was already mostly deflated. ... And she just starts coughing. And I'm like, you all right? And she's like, no, I'm kind of getting over something. And I'm like, ah, jeez, I'm kind of getting over something. And then all of a sudden, like, I was just sick for, like, another week. And I'm like, this sucks. So that was it. Wow.

And then there was one, there was one, there was one, everyone has one giant fat black lady off Craigslist, but that doesn't count. Wait, she was off Craigslist? No, I mean, it doesn't really count. Where did you meet her at? Well, I met her at my... I met her at her house. You got to understand, it was Albany. It was Albany. I didn't have a chance.

And then there was one, there was one, there was one, everyone has one giant fat black lady off Craigslist, but that doesn't count. Wait, she was off Craigslist? No, I mean, it doesn't really count. Where did you meet her at? Well, I met her at my... I met her at her house. You got to understand, it was Albany. It was Albany. I didn't have a chance.

And then there was one, there was one, there was one, everyone has one giant fat black lady off Craigslist, but that doesn't count. Wait, she was off Craigslist? No, I mean, it doesn't really count. Where did you meet her at? Well, I met her at my... I met her at her house. You got to understand, it was Albany. It was Albany. I didn't have a chance.

Well, yeah, but I found her on Craigslist and I met her at her house. Right. Got it.

Well, yeah, but I found her on Craigslist and I met her at her house. Right. Got it.

Well, yeah, but I found her on Craigslist and I met her at her house. Right. Got it.

Yeah. The thing is, I got sick even though we also did it in the shower. It didn't help at all. You did it in the shower.

Yeah. The thing is, I got sick even though we also did it in the shower. It didn't help at all. You did it in the shower.

Yeah. The thing is, I got sick even though we also did it in the shower. It didn't help at all. You did it in the shower.

Well, we started in the shower. We moved over to the air mattress. And to be perfectly honest, you... Oh, here we go.

Well, we started in the shower. We moved over to the air mattress. And to be perfectly honest, you... Oh, here we go.

Well, we started in the shower. We moved over to the air mattress. And to be perfectly honest, you... Oh, here we go.

To be perfectly honest. Well, it was... Well, I mean, I don't know if I can make this any worse.

To be perfectly honest. Well, it was... Well, I mean, I don't know if I can make this any worse.

To be perfectly honest. Well, it was... Well, I mean, I don't know if I can make this any worse.

We kind of filmed it.

We kind of filmed it.

We kind of filmed it.

Whose idea was that? I was living in Albany. It was over the summer, so nobody was there. Upstate New York. Yeah, I knew I was going to need something for later. You know what I mean? So you asked her permission to film? Yes.