Alex Tarshun

And it's nighttime, and I want to ask someone if I can call, like, my phone and their phone, but they don't want to do that because it's nighttime and stuff. So I see this one guy, and I want to ask him, but I don't. And then I'm walking by the river, and I see this body floating in the river. And I was like, oh, my gosh. I run back to the guy.

And it's nighttime, and I want to ask someone if I can call, like, my phone and their phone, but they don't want to do that because it's nighttime and stuff. So I see this one guy, and I want to ask him, but I don't. And then I'm walking by the river, and I see this body floating in the river. And I was like, oh, my gosh. I run back to the guy.

And it's nighttime, and I want to ask someone if I can call, like, my phone and their phone, but they don't want to do that because it's nighttime and stuff. So I see this one guy, and I want to ask him, but I don't. And then I'm walking by the river, and I see this body floating in the river. And I was like, oh, my gosh. I run back to the guy.

I'm like, hey, we've got to call the ambulance and stuff. And he's like, all right. He doesn't believe me necessarily. So we go back to the river. No one's there, but they float onto the pier. So I'm like, it's like February, and it's like really cold, and I'm like, she'd probably freeze her in there.

I'm like, hey, we've got to call the ambulance and stuff. And he's like, all right. He doesn't believe me necessarily. So we go back to the river. No one's there, but they float onto the pier. So I'm like, it's like February, and it's like really cold, and I'm like, she'd probably freeze her in there.

I'm like, hey, we've got to call the ambulance and stuff. And he's like, all right. He doesn't believe me necessarily. So we go back to the river. No one's there, but they float onto the pier. So I'm like, it's like February, and it's like really cold, and I'm like, she'd probably freeze her in there.

So what I did was I took off all my clothes, and I just started going into the river, and it was the Hudson River, so I was kind of like, I've never been in here, I don't know how deep it is, but... Like... So I just thought, I get in there and she must've been like at least 250, but like in the water, I could still move her. And like, I'm getting her up on like the rocks and stuff.

So what I did was I took off all my clothes, and I just started going into the river, and it was the Hudson River, so I was kind of like, I've never been in here, I don't know how deep it is, but... Like... So I just thought, I get in there and she must've been like at least 250, but like in the water, I could still move her. And like, I'm getting her up on like the rocks and stuff.

So what I did was I took off all my clothes, and I just started going into the river, and it was the Hudson River, so I was kind of like, I've never been in here, I don't know how deep it is, but... Like... So I just thought, I get in there and she must've been like at least 250, but like in the water, I could still move her. And like, I'm getting her up on like the rocks and stuff.

The guys helped me get her up and stuff. We get my dog on top, we're trying to warm her up. And then like, the thing is though, is like, When the fire department came and all the ambulance and stuff, I was so proud to tell them who I was and stuff. But the person who helped me, he's like, my name is Vivian. And I'm like, whoa. Because the only thing I wanted was for a hot chick to see this.

The guys helped me get her up and stuff. We get my dog on top, we're trying to warm her up. And then like, the thing is though, is like, When the fire department came and all the ambulance and stuff, I was so proud to tell them who I was and stuff. But the person who helped me, he's like, my name is Vivian. And I'm like, whoa. Because the only thing I wanted was for a hot chick to see this.

The guys helped me get her up and stuff. We get my dog on top, we're trying to warm her up. And then like, the thing is though, is like, When the fire department came and all the ambulance and stuff, I was so proud to tell them who I was and stuff. But the person who helped me, he's like, my name is Vivian. And I'm like, whoa. Because the only thing I wanted was for a hot chick to see this.

And I'm like, bro, are you a hot chick, though? And he was like, yeah, I'm transgender. And he's like, yeah, I came to the river to kill myself, too. But this is my It's a Wonderful Life moment, so I'm not going to do it. And I'm like, that's pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet.

And I'm like, bro, are you a hot chick, though? And he was like, yeah, I'm transgender. And he's like, yeah, I came to the river to kill myself, too. But this is my It's a Wonderful Life moment, so I'm not going to do it. And I'm like, that's pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet.

And I'm like, bro, are you a hot chick, though? And he was like, yeah, I'm transgender. And he's like, yeah, I came to the river to kill myself, too. But this is my It's a Wonderful Life moment, so I'm not going to do it. And I'm like, that's pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet.

Oh, I told you. I told you about that. All right, so it's basically the black version of Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Oh, I told you. I told you about that. All right, so it's basically the black version of Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Oh, I told you. I told you about that. All right, so it's basically the black version of Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Okay. So, basically, it's called Nig, Nigga, Nigga. Thank you. Keep going.

Okay. So, basically, it's called Nig, Nigga, Nigga. Thank you. Keep going.