Alex Wagner

I don't know. The asymmetry is staggering.

Okay. We'll take it.

Okay. We'll take it.

Okay. We'll take it.

A million? I don't know. It's been how many weeks of the Trump administration?

A million? I don't know. It's been how many weeks of the Trump administration?

A million? I don't know. It's been how many weeks of the Trump administration?

I have till the end of April, whatever day it is.

I have till the end of April, whatever day it is.

I have till the end of April, whatever day it is.

I do. Oh, my God. You, me, and purple drink. That perp.

I do. Oh, my God. You, me, and purple drink. That perp.

I do. Oh, my God. You, me, and purple drink. That perp.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Yeah, I'll be scraping myself off the floor then, buddy. All right.

Yeah, I'll be scraping myself off the floor then, buddy. All right.

Yeah, I'll be scraping myself off the floor then, buddy. All right.

Okay. I'm dealing with the gaze of strangers. I'm pretty used to it by now, but it'll mess you up a little bit in the beginning. Actually, the press tour is weird. Like, I don't... I think when I was younger, I liked it more. I don't love being the object of press. Hmm. You know? Probably because there's like a control issue. Yeah, right.