Alexis
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Appearances Over Time
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Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Tonight's the big night.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
So meet me at the old barn in North and we can begin your spiritual journey.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Now, I need you to prepare a few things
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
So just take some notes.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
It's very important that you wear all black.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Bring two grapefruits.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Pink, not white.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Also, make sure you don't eat anything for at least 12 hours before.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
You'll need an empty stomach for the glitter consumption ritual.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
And just trust me, it's worth it.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
I'm super excited.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
The light of the eternal obelisk guides you.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Don't let us down.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Next message.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Wow.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
That's exactly what it was.
Brooke and Jeffrey
FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)
Oh, wow.