Alexis

What has been here before?

What is happening, Izzy?

Two men are all alike.

You only want one thing, and you'll make up anything to get a girl, like, a room, but, like, this is on another level.

Okay.

Okay, so while we're on a first date, you're looking at your phone, you're chatting with your vacuum, and that was, like, more important than talking with me.

So those are your priorities, right?

So, like, if I'm believing your story that, like, your vacuum cleaner was texting you, it's like, okay, your vacuum cleaner is first, then the whipped cream is second, and then me third in terms of priorities.

Oh.

Okay, but like even on a date, like your Roomba is taking priority over me.

What?

Either way, it doesn't work for me.

Right.

Like if it's a Roomba, then like why is he spending all the time on the date like talking to this Roomba?

I wish that Ginger was like a true real woman because it'd be less pathetic than a man dealing with his vacuum cleaner.

I think I'm jealous she doesn't have a Roomba.

There she is.

Yes.

Wait a minute, Dakota.

She faked a medical emergency just to test whether or not he loved her son?