Alexis

Quitter.

Well, they say as an adult, it's harder to make new friends, but I think I may have accidentally done it.

That's good.

This past weekend, I went over to my best friend's house to watch football.

And he has a one-year-old baby.

Now, his baby doesn't talk much, and it sleeps a lot.

He's very shy.

But towards the end of the game, my buddy's holding the baby, and we're sitting next to each other on the couch.

And there's a commercial on, and I just laugh at the commercial.

And next to me, all of a sudden, I hear a little baby laugh.

So anyway, once we realize that I have made this connection for the next 20 minutes, it's just me and the baby laughing back and forth.

Back and forth.

Everyone was so annoyed because they were trying to laugh at me.

So anyway, I did make a new best friend.

We have a lot in common.

We both like to nap a lot and we're PJs all day long.

So I don't know.

Maybe I got to start attending like baby functions at libraries.

Maybe babies are my friend demographic.

The snacks are good.