Alexis

She's super cute.

Well, other than her beautiful smile and beautiful hair, of course, she had this beautiful dragon tattoo on her shoulder.

And, like, you know, I'm really into, like, tattoos, and it was super hot, and it was just beautiful.

It was beautiful.

Well, I wanted to do something different, right?

So I didn't want to be like every other guy that was hitting her up online.

So I was like, well, let's do something somewhat romantic and get city scooters and ride around the city.

Go to some of my favorite spots.

Yeah.

She says, like, you know, she's an ER doctor, and she's like, listen, I've been doing this for over 20 years, and most of the injuries I've seen have come from those scooters right there.

Well, you know, I'm sitting there and I'm like, come on, lady.

I'm obviously on a date here.

So, you know, I kind of laugh it off.

Okay.

And so I'm like, let me get out of this situation as quick as possible.

As I was pulling away, you wouldn't believe it.

I ran over this lady's foot.

After that point, I was like, I just want to be as far away from this lady as possible.

She was okay.

Well, I thought so.