Ali Musa
Appearances
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Hell yeah. So I love downtown Austin, you guys. It's amazing. I see the most wild shit. Like the other week, I saw a homeless boy band, you guys. I'm serious. No, it was a group of homeless dudes all singing a song together, like a boy band, like really fucking well. So I walked up to him and I was like, holy shit, it's the Fentanyl Five. Kick ass. Then one of them corrected me.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
He was like, actually, we're the Crack Street Boys. I was like, fair enough. And he started heating up a spoon to exactly 98 degrees. I was like, what the fuck? Then I got flashed by the same homeless lady three times in the same night. At first it was funny, but by the third time I was pissed off because we locked eyes and she just starts laughing at me. And she kind of sounded like Beavis.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
She was like, yeah, yeah, got him again. Something about her laugh just triggered me. So I saw a cop and I waved him over. And I was like, excuse me, officer, you see that lady right there? She won't stop flashing me. And I swear to God, you guys, he just looks at me and goes, yeah, that's Denise. And then he walked away. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Yeah, it was one of the best sets. It's like my sixth time on here.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
It's been good, interesting, you know, just trying to work my way up the ranks of Austin comedy is definitely not boring.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I mean, there's stage time everywhere. You can go to any open mic. I've done the Mothership mic numerous times. Sunset Strip, I do all the time. Red Vans Club is amazing. I do that punchline at the pole show all the time. I probably get on stage 8 to 12 times a week, travel back to Arizona, headline some bars, and here we are.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Libyan. Ah. Yeah. Q the Gaddafi jokes, the Back to the Future terrorists, all that good shit.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
No, I just literally I'm boring as shit. I do stand up every single day just trying to make it in this business. That's about it, you know?
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
So that's all I do is stand up in Uber Eats and barely get by. Yeah. But you love it. I do love it, yeah. You're very happy. I don't know about that, but... Let's take it easy there. Lewis?
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Well, I'm actually half white, so I was raised Muslim because of my father, so we would secretly celebrate Christmas.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Like, my dad would, like, hide the Christmas tree when the Muslim family would come over.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I was seeing a girl for a while, but she lived all the way in Big Spring, so it was too far of a commute to do all the time. I met her at a comedy show. I headlined a Mexican restaurant where I bombed, and she was the only person enjoying it in the crowd, so we connected that way, and then here we are.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Yeah, well, I was doing the crowd work shit, just talking to her the whole time, like, fuck everyone else. It's just me and you here. And then we exchanged numbers, started talking, started hanging out. She's come to Austin a few times. I've gone there.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I'm proud to say I actually live by myself, which is shocking for comedians.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
They all have 17 roommates. I live in a real fucked up apartment complex. We talked about that before. Yeah. Where I've almost been shot by the police there. It's almost burnt down twice. That makes sense. Yeah, it's pretty wild. All right.