Alice Feeney

He was, he was not a goodie. So I murdered him in a book and I felt so much better. That's the best thing I ever heard. I felt,

He was, he was not a goodie. So I murdered him in a book and I felt so much better. That's the best thing I ever heard. I felt,

I felt so much better afterwards suddenly I you know he was all forgiven and I felt I felt better again and he'll say karma he'll never read it so it's fine so I get the names from he might after hearing this podcast he might he might I get the names from all over the place um yes I mean I think that's funny do you get any inspiration from any other authors

I felt so much better afterwards suddenly I you know he was all forgiven and I felt I felt better again and he'll say karma he'll never read it so it's fine so I get the names from he might after hearing this podcast he might he might I get the names from all over the place um yes I mean I think that's funny do you get any inspiration from any other authors

I felt so much better afterwards suddenly I you know he was all forgiven and I felt I felt better again and he'll say karma he'll never read it so it's fine so I get the names from he might after hearing this podcast he might he might I get the names from all over the place um yes I mean I think that's funny do you get any inspiration from any other authors

Oh, yes. I mean, too many to mention, probably. But as a child, I was a bit obsessed with Stephen King books. I was good at school academically, really bad at sport, could not catch a ball, still can't. You know, we do netball and someone throw a ball, just hit me. I couldn't catch a ball. What is netball? Oh, my goodness. All these things are different.

Oh, yes. I mean, too many to mention, probably. But as a child, I was a bit obsessed with Stephen King books. I was good at school academically, really bad at sport, could not catch a ball, still can't. You know, we do netball and someone throw a ball, just hit me. I couldn't catch a ball. What is netball? Oh, my goodness. All these things are different.

Oh, yes. I mean, too many to mention, probably. But as a child, I was a bit obsessed with Stephen King books. I was good at school academically, really bad at sport, could not catch a ball, still can't. You know, we do netball and someone throw a ball, just hit me. I couldn't catch a ball. What is netball? Oh, my goodness. All these things are different.

No, you throw the ball and if you're not me, you catch it. And then you, it's a bit like basketball as in there's a net and you throw it. Yeah, there you go. Netball. Is that only in the UK? I don't think so. I didn't used to think so. But when you catch the ball, you have to stand still. But even that wasn't a problem for me because I could never catch it. So no good at sports.

No, you throw the ball and if you're not me, you catch it. And then you, it's a bit like basketball as in there's a net and you throw it. Yeah, there you go. Netball. Is that only in the UK? I don't think so. I didn't used to think so. But when you catch the ball, you have to stand still. But even that wasn't a problem for me because I could never catch it. So no good at sports.

No, you throw the ball and if you're not me, you catch it. And then you, it's a bit like basketball as in there's a net and you throw it. Yeah, there you go. Netball. Is that only in the UK? I don't think so. I didn't used to think so. But when you catch the ball, you have to stand still. But even that wasn't a problem for me because I could never catch it. So no good at sports.

Really slow at running. And I'm quite short. I find it really comical that my feet actually don't touch the ground here. Oh.

Really slow at running. And I'm quite short. I find it really comical that my feet actually don't touch the ground here. Oh.

Really slow at running. And I'm quite short. I find it really comical that my feet actually don't touch the ground here. Oh.

yeah no they really don't i'm very i'm really short so i'm sitting i feel like a child or like an oompa loompa i'm from from willie wonka land um uh no but so you know they'd they'll shoot things like the hurdles at school i can't jump over things for goodness sakes got little stumpy legs here um so uh no no good at sport but good academically so we'd have these prize givings at the end of the school year okay nothing for the sports side but i i could

yeah no they really don't i'm very i'm really short so i'm sitting i feel like a child or like an oompa loompa i'm from from willie wonka land um uh no but so you know they'd they'll shoot things like the hurdles at school i can't jump over things for goodness sakes got little stumpy legs here um so uh no no good at sport but good academically so we'd have these prize givings at the end of the school year okay nothing for the sports side but i i could

yeah no they really don't i'm very i'm really short so i'm sitting i feel like a child or like an oompa loompa i'm from from willie wonka land um uh no but so you know they'd they'll shoot things like the hurdles at school i can't jump over things for goodness sakes got little stumpy legs here um so uh no no good at sport but good academically so we'd have these prize givings at the end of the school year okay nothing for the sports side but i i could

I could write, I could do English, and I could add things up in math. So I'd win at that and I'd get like a, the prize you would get would be book tokens. And then you could choose your book and then you'd go up on stage, meet a local celebrity, shake their hands. You know, the headmaster would read something out about you, get your book.

I could write, I could do English, and I could add things up in math. So I'd win at that and I'd get like a, the prize you would get would be book tokens. And then you could choose your book and then you'd go up on stage, meet a local celebrity, shake their hands. You know, the headmaster would read something out about you, get your book.

I could write, I could do English, and I could add things up in math. So I'd win at that and I'd get like a, the prize you would get would be book tokens. And then you could choose your book and then you'd go up on stage, meet a local celebrity, shake their hands. You know, the headmaster would read something out about you, get your book.